Politics

Palin / McCain Cause Voter’s Brain To Explode

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Hi.

Anita isn’t going to do a post today because she read the article posted below and her brain exploded.

In case you’re curious

read it with caution.

Remember what happened to Anita.

Ick.

On NPR this morning:

NPR: Given what you’ve said Senator, is there an occasion where you could imagine turning to Governor Palin for advice in a foreign policy crisis.

MCCAIN: I’ve turned to her advice many times in the past, I can’t imagine turning to Senator Obama or Senator Biden cuz they’ve been wrong, they were wrong about Iraq, wrong about Russia…

NPR: But would you turn to Governor Palin?

MCCAIN: I certainly wouldn’t turn to them, and I’ve already turned to Governor Palin particularly on energy issues and I’ve appreciated her background and knowledge on that and many other issues.

NPR: Does her energy qualification extend to the international energy market?

MCCAIN: Of course. Of course. That’s what it’s all about. It extends to a broad variety of issues from her worldview to threats that we face, to radical Islamic extremism, to specific areas of the world. I’m very proud of her, and proud of the knowledge and background that she has.

 

Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures
see Sarah Palin pictures

The Lament Of Sarah Palin

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From the amazing Ronnie Ray Jenkins…this is

 The Official Caribou Barbie Song…

meant to be sung out loud and shared as often as possible.

a.m.

from Ronnie Ray Jenkins site HERE –

I never was a fan of politicians, and now, I’m even less of one. So, I felt rather “patriotic,” and decided to perform a song for all of my readers. Enjoy it, sing it, send it around, and this time around, I’m hoping people “think” before they vote.

The Ballad of Caribou Barbie

There’s something fishy in the mackerel sky–in the land of the midnight sun.

There’s a woman running loose wearing designer glasses, and touting a mighty big gun.

Now that much don’t scare me, or worry me none,

I don’t even care that she’s talking in tongue.

Say oily-oily –doo, dilly-dangle-diddy-wah

oily-oily-doo-dilly-arbee

She put a town in debt- in her short time as Mayor, and her name is Caribou Barbie.

She piles her hair high on her head and uses a bearskin to cover her bed

She claims to be an expert in foreign relations, cause she can see Russia from the window in her kitchen.

Say-oily-oily-doo-dilly-dangle-diddy wah

Oily-oily-doo-dilly arbee

Her hubby’s some dude, but his name isn’t Ken

Even though she’s Caribou Barbie

She tells the folks, she’s a decisive kind of gal,

And it makes me think of Bush, the “Decider”

Now, I’ve been around the block, and I’m nobody’s fool,

But I’m scratching my head wonderin

Why she went to six schools.

Sing Oily-Oily doo dilly-dangle diddy wah

Oily-oily-doo-dilly arbee

Four more years would be McBush again, along side Mc Caribou Barbie.

She might be a hockey mom to some, the leader of the PTA to others,

She might be a lipstick wearing pit bull to many

But taking a close look, she’s a lipstick wearing Cheney.

Sing, oily-oily doo,

Dilly-dangle-diddy wah,

Oily-oily-doo- dilly arbee

So, ends the saga it’s short and it’s sweet, like the career of Caribou Barbie.

Repeat Chorus.

Katie, I’d Like To Use One Of My Life Lines

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Tina Fey expandedon Sarah Palin’s Couric  Interview questions on SNL last night.

Here’s the deal, this skit is a wonderful example of  ” It’s funny because it’s true “.

Now if you’ll forgive I’m going to do something to fight off the headache that I got in my eye after I realized how ‘true’ this skit is.

 Vodpod videos no longer available.

 

McCain’s Brain Debates Obama

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funny pictures

McCain’s Brain.

Thank God it’s locked inside of a skull and that it’s not free to roam

…oh hey, it can’t…

Can It?

 

from Secret Sauce TV

The Ex-Beauty Queen’s Got A Gun!

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This is a song about Sarah ” Caribou Barbie ” Palin.

This song totally pales in comparison to the news that Caribou Barbie was blessed by a Witch Hunter, but it’s a nifty tune all the same and deserves lots of attention

So give it up for:

The Ex-Beauty Queen’s Got a Gun

by

Julie Brown

Enjoy!

 

Something Wicked This Way Comes

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If you’re in the MSM

this is no

time

to be  be cute or coy in describing the

stunt

that the McCain Camp pulled.

 

Yesterday Sarah ” Caribou Barbie ” didn’t play

” doge the press “

she’s not some Pop Star or Celebuetard.

What the Moose Eating, Wolf Butchering, Buy Your Own Rape Kit, former Beauty Queen

tried to do was ban the Press

and control the news

and silence the journalist.

Something wicked this way comes?

Too late.
It’s already here.

No

McCain

No Palin

NO WAY!

VOTE OBAMA 08

McCain’s Brain on The View

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Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures

 

The beauty of it is this:

One of these days Caribou Barbie’s running mate John ( No Change ) McCain is going to open his mouth and he’s going to say what he really thinks.

At that point I’m willing to bet that on the day that happens we will never see another Republican in a position of authority again.

Until then

we will just have to let my heroes at Secret Sauce paint draw us a picture

and tell us the story

about what goes on inside of

McCains’s Brain.

Visit Secret Sauce

Daniel Hartley and Andy Signore recording McCain\'s Brain #2

HERE

And Then She Stole Our Dreams and Broke Our Hearts

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 Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures

So today I heard that Caribou Barbie cancelled her upcoming appearance at a fundraiser here in Washington State.

Well.

Thanks for making the days a little less exciting, a little drabber- thanks for NOTHING Caribou Barbie.

You could have brought joy and excitement to the people of Washington State-

 we could have organized rallies and invited young people who can’t afford to go to College and working Moms and Single Dads and all of  people who are losing their homes to show up and wave signs around with your name on it to tell us what they think you could do bring to the Country- should God forbid- anything happen to John McInsanity McCain.

We even could have held fundraisers like bake sales where the main prize at the Silent Auction could have been a giant cake that looks like a Bridge and little cupcakes under it shaped like the Exxon Valdez.

And as a way to involve everyone across the state we could have held a series of charity Hockey games ( and not told the people who actually owned the Ice Rinks we were showing up…sort of like what you did with that sports center in Wasilla )  and everyone who played- even the guys- could have worn lipstick and helmets shaped like dogs heads.

The highlight of your visit could have been your entrance.

For your grand entrance we could have had little kids a dressed up like Polar Bears and three legged wolves running around screaming, ” The Mavericks are Coming, The Mavericks are Coming! ” as you raced your way down the street after them on a Snowmachine while wearing an Alaskan Independence Party  T-Shirt and your husband’s name written on your forhead in red sharpie pen.

Those are such great ideas Caribou Barbie, it’s a shame that we can’t….

hey

you know what?

We could do these things without you.

Yes.

!Yes We Can!

The McSame Doctrine

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Nero was said  to have played a violin ( in reality if he played anything it was probably a lyre- or he sang- after all,according to legend, he was bonkers ) while Rome burned.

Bush and McCain ate cake while Americans drowned in New Orleans- and they smiled as they did it.

Guess which scenerio I find to be far more creepy?

The McSame Doctrine:

Country Club First

“Please, Ask This One About Dinosaurs”

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I don’t care what anyone says.

I will always believe that

Hillary Clinton wrote this.

And it’s

brilliant.

Direct link to SNL clip

 HERE

( youtube will probably pull this soon, but direct link to NBC will still work)

Alaska Women Reject Palin Rally

More pictures and story HERE