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A Class Act All The Way

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Teabagger::: Brought To You By The ""Fox News" Channel

Teabagger::: Brought To You By The ""Fox News" Channel

 

The debate that rages on: are Bloggers ‘real’ journalists?

Well.

If Fox News are considered a news source then anyone who has ever blogged is indeed a news source and this is the reason why.

How you felt pesonally about Senantor Ted Kennedy is your own busines- like him, dislike him, never understood him. But it’s hard to deny that both he and his family shaped the political landscape in this Country and that they impacted the lives of the people living here.

So how did the Fox ” News” Channel report on his death?

By giving him his own crawler and by pointing out that President- THAT’S BORN IN THE USA PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA– on their various ” News” shows  is still a socialist who wants to kill your Grandma AND War Veterans.

Fox ” News” can bury their heads up the backsides of their loyal viewers as far and as deep as they want . This time they should not bother to come back out. We don’t have to wonder if Fox News are a ‘fair and balanced news source’ anymore.

With the death of Senator Kennedy they proven to the entire world…

THAT THEY ARE NOT.

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Aliens-They’re Not Just From Mexico You Know

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Photograph: Nasa/AP
Photograph: Nasa/AP

 

 

 

An amateur astronomer in Australia named Anthony Wesley  was taking pictures of the planet Jupiter when he discovered a hole in it the size of the Earth.

Science says it was probably a comet that made the hole.

Science is probably right which is lucky for us, because if I was right it would have been caused by Aliens  headed straight for us right now- one that involved vicious space monsters who fly around in ships piloted by the enslaved brains of the lifeforms from the millions of planets they have conquered.

Go on.

Admit it.

You wish I was right, don’t you?

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By the way

if you were doing a google search and typed in Alien Invasion and thought you were going to find a story about Lou Dobbs and Rush Limbaugh’s Mythical Mexican Invasion- you’re an idiot and you deserved to have me waste two minutes of your pathetic life.

 

 

Coffee, Tea or um…

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LYNNWOOD (WA).– An espresso stand featuring semi-nude baristas that opened next to a preschool and across the street from an elementary school is raising hackles. Story HERE

The Mayor of Lynnwood says this is a ‘touchy’ subject and someone left a comment on this article that reads in part: Please quote the portion of the article that says children can see naked breasts from the school.

You know, why a million more of these stands didn’t open up in Lynnwood right after this article appeared in the Herald I will never know.

So.

 What do I think about Coffee being served by girls in their underwear down the hill from where I live?

I hope they don’t spill any on themselves, that stuff is hot.

Yeah.

That’s about it.

 

 

Your Call Is Holding On Line…

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Library of Congress, Prints & Photographs Division, FSA-OWI Collection, [reproduction number, e.g., LC
Photo Credit: Library of Congress, Prints & Photographs Division, FSA-OWI Collection, [reproduction number, e.g., LC

For the past couple of days I’ve been receiving a lot of hits from a site called

Alpha Inventions.

I followed the traffic back to the referral  because I’d never heard of Alpha Inventions and generally when I notice a surge from one specific link I do get curious and always go back and check it out.

What I found out is that A.I. is an experiment in connecting webmasters ( bloggers ) together’faster’. As opposed to being a ‘chatty’ site like Facebook or Myspace Alpha Inventions deals strictly with information .

Here’s brief description about how it works from the Alpha Inventions Blog:

If you update or publish your blog at the same time my visitors are browsing blogs in my site then my visitors will get a chance to see your blog in real-time. BAM! (the entire blog is in their face instantly) It’s not even annoying to watch.  Is it alpha addicts??

I also provide a link to your blog in case they want it to open your blog in a new window, or bookmark your blog . The links provides your title, and description to help my visitors get a better understanding on what your blog is about, and get more interested. Alphainventions.com is useful for wordpress.com , typepad.com, spaces.live.com, and blogger.com I love it, and want to grow it like a tree. Yahh!

To get more traffic from alphainventions.com just keep your blog updated . It’s so simple.

More..

I would say that if I had to describe A.I. in simple terms it’s a bit like wandering through a bookstore or cruising through the footnotes in books ( which is something I like to do with pen and notebook in hand) for some new ideas to feed the old Grey Matter.

So  give Alpha Inventions a visit if you’re interested in the new ways that people are finding to stay connected through the Internet and information sharing.  And if  you are just a writer like me you’ll be intrigued by the desire that people have in a Cyber Universe to find a life line as it were to stay connected to each other.

It’s so real world.

a.m.

Have You Hugged Your Governor Today?

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nope

I’ve had a lot of fun at Sarah Palin’s expense…which must at least give a chuckle to those Vampires at the RNC who got stuck buying Palin a bunch of new clothes and her husband’s silk boxer shorts…

but in the middle of the train wreck that was Sarah Palin-

 my State re-elected our Governor- Chris Gregoire- and Gregoire is a Governor we can be proud of.

Here in Washington state we don’t have to wonder what Gregoire will do to us on the world stage everytime she opens her mouth- and we can also not worry about the fact that a very large percentage of the population sits around praying like crazy for her to say something stupid for a cheap thrill.

When Gregoire’s  challenger- a Bush Light chucklehead who thought he could win a campaign by saying Chris Gregoire released sex offenders in the community  who in turn were waiting to molest your children-Gregoire didn’t go nasty back on them.

I would have.

And it would have involved toilet paper, eggs and underwear hanging from somebody’s trees.

But then again, no one would ever elect me to anything.

Anyway.

Governor Gregoire stuck to the issues, she acted with class and she has always done right by us here in Washington and in the end she won the election.

Which makes me feel good to know that if you do the right things good things will come back to you.

So

Gov. Gregoire if I haven’t said it before I’m glad you’re our Governor

and Alaska all I can say is…

Thank You

for Sarah Palin

in these trying times we could all use a laugh- a good one- and in

 Sarah ‘Caribou Barbie’ Palin you have given us that.

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Governor Chris Gregoire

and

President Elect Barack Obama

In Seattle Washington

February 2008

:::additional stories:::

From PBS:::Washington Gov. Gregoire Wins Re-election

Rossi’s loss to Gov. Gregoire leaves state GOP in dire straits

Gregoire Wins; Democrats Increase Majority to 29

Gregoire campaign manager on her ‘decisive win’

David Tennant Says: Lock Up Your Sons!

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David Tennant wins an award and should win another for recognizing

loose women in his acceptance speech –

It’s appreciated it David.

By loose women everywhere.

Of which I am not one of.

Really.

And the first one of you to show up and argue with me are SO going to be featured here.

a.m.

Thanks To A Bunch of Inconsiderate Jerks Christmas Is Ruined!

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Global Warming is NOT funny.

So don’t laugh when I say

somebody is totally F*&^%$#@ up Santa’s back yard.

full story HERE

Do something so that you do NOT add to this very real problem. ( crazy Republicans who are looking to submit a comment to tell me off be warned, I moderate this blog- just doing my part to cut down on the death threats and potty language that seems to hang over us all like noxious clouds …or don’t you guys believe in things like the ‘theory’ behind clouds  too? )

So the rest of you-  educate yourself about this problem- otherwise I see a very Grim Christmas and possibly a tropical situation happening up there in the North Pole and new forms of life popping up all over the place ( well, if you count mutant animals and people with extra body parts as being a ‘new’  thing).

Hey.

Remember those dome cities in ” Total Recall ” when the  glass failed?

Remember what happened to the people living there?

Ha.

Doesn’t seem like such a weird idea NOW does it?

So here’s a start.

Visit Al Gore’s site HERE.

And if you can’t take care of our Planet for your kids and friends and family do it for Santa and his Reindeer.

At least.

The Panty Bandits

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So.

In Colorado these two robbers wore panties ( well…Thongs to be precise ) over their faces ( well noses I guess ) in an attempt to disguise themselves during an armed robbery.

Hey, I’m surprised that a guy who would wear a panty on his face would carry a gun during an armed robbery…if I had to put a weapon into the hand of a Panty Bandit it would be one of those fake Lasar Blasters or Rifle Blasters that they use Battlestar Galactica.

But you know.

 it is a brilliant plan.

( The Thong part )

If a guy was wearing a thong on his face while robbing you well…come one could you ID him?

Didn’t think so.

a.m.

2 thong-facemask robbery suspects in custody

Surveillance video shows two robbers wearing thongs for masks.

Story

HERE

Hey! I Think You Missed My Last F@!$^ Nickel GEORGE!

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Gas could be 5.00 a Gallon by the Fourth Of July.

Oh gee.

Why wait that long to jerk the price up- and why call it at 5.00- why doesn’t that freaking son of a She Demon and Devil’s Spawn that sued his way into the White House  and all of his Oil Buddies just yank it up to 10.00 a gallon.

Oh George…FYI- if the price of gas is going to go up AGAIN…why not start another war and to quote Dickens, ” decrease the surplus population” ?

That way when the shrieking over the prices of Gas hits a new high the sound of the screaming won’t be as deafening…

not that those Mother F*&^%$#@s that are growing like noxious weeds in the Bush Garden of Evil seem to hear the screaming that’s going on right now.

November can’t get here quick enough…

 

Safety First!

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Australian fined for buckling in beer, not child

An Australian man has been fined after buckling in a case of beer with a seat belt but leaving a 5-year-old child to sit on the car’s floor, police said Tuesday.

Constable Wayne Burnett said he was “shocked and appalled” when he pulled over the unregistered car Friday in the central Australian town of Alice Springs.

The 30-can beer case was strapped in between two adults sitting in the back seat of the car. The child was also in back, but on the car’s floor.

“The child was sitting in the lump in the center, unrestrained,” Burnett told reporters Tuesday.

“I haven’t ever seen something like this before,” he said. “This is the first time that the beer has taken priority over a child.”

The driver was fined 750 Australian dollars — about $710 — for driving an unregistered and uninsured vehicle and for failing to ensure a child was wearing a safety belt.