Life

Go Fish!

/ Anita Marie / 3 Comments

Do you know I have never written about Monkeys?

God knows why I haven’t done it yet.

I love monkeys.

I love monkeys because they drive Creationists nuts…I mean, Dinosaurs don’t seem to bother them..but Monkeys?

They HATE monkeys.

Anyway.

I love monkeys.

And today I’m writing about them because these Scientists found some monkeys in Thailand that can fish.

Hey.

I’m willing to bet two Pez dispenser and a pack of Grape flavored Pez that those little Monkeys could do that all along.

Geeze.

It doesn’t count unless a Scientist sees it?

Wow.

Does that mean I don’t exist until a Scientist sees me?

A long-tailed macaque monkey looks for fish in a river in Lesan, ...
AP

Tue Jun 10, 6:59 AM ET

A long-tailed macaque monkey looks for fish in a river in Lesan, East Kalimantan, Indonesia, in Sept. 2007. Long-tailed macaque monkeys have a reputation for knowing how to find food, whether it be grabbing fruit from jungle trees or snatching a banana from a startled tourist. Now, researchers say they have discovered groups of the silver-haired monkeys in Indonesia that fish.

(AP Photo/Mel White)

The Panty Bandits

/ Anita Marie / 16 Comments

So.

In Colorado these two robbers wore panties ( well…Thongs to be precise ) over their faces ( well noses I guess ) in an attempt to disguise themselves during an armed robbery.

Hey, I’m surprised that a guy who would wear a panty on his face would carry a gun during an armed robbery…if I had to put a weapon into the hand of a Panty Bandit it would be one of those fake Lasar Blasters or Rifle Blasters that they use Battlestar Galactica.

But you know.

 it is a brilliant plan.

( The Thong part )

If a guy was wearing a thong on his face while robbing you well…come one could you ID him?

Didn’t think so.

a.m.

2 thong-facemask robbery suspects in custody

Surveillance video shows two robbers wearing thongs for masks.

Story

HERE

Take That You Whiney Little Brats!

/ Anita Marie / 2 Comments

The days of American Babies whining for what they believe is theirs

is coming to an end.

John McInsane is going to see to that.

Hey! I Think You Missed My Last F@!$^ Nickel GEORGE!

/ Anita Marie / 3 Comments

Gas could be 5.00 a Gallon by the Fourth Of July.

Oh gee.

Why wait that long to jerk the price up- and why call it at 5.00- why doesn’t that freaking son of a She Demon and Devil’s Spawn that sued his way into the White House  and all of his Oil Buddies just yank it up to 10.00 a gallon.

Oh George…FYI- if the price of gas is going to go up AGAIN…why not start another war and to quote Dickens, ” decrease the surplus population” ?

That way when the shrieking over the prices of Gas hits a new high the sound of the screaming won’t be as deafening…

not that those Mother F*&^%$#@s that are growing like noxious weeds in the Bush Garden of Evil seem to hear the screaming that’s going on right now.

November can’t get here quick enough…

 

Blame It On Pam

/ Anita Marie / 7 Comments

 

This is NOT a terrorist.

This is a cook from the Food Network.

Following me so far?

This is a Terrorist

His name is Osama Bin Laden.

Keep up here-

Food Network Cook Rachael Ray:

Terrorist.

Here is the idiot and the idiot post that started this conversation

which I feel a need to address

instead of doing my traditional Friday Fun Post about David Tennant:

The controversial ad, which appeared earlier this month on the doughnut chain’s Web site to promote its iced coffee, came under fire nearly two weeks ago when  blogger Pam Geller posted it under the headline “Rachel [sic] Ray: Dunkin Donuts Jihad Tool.”

“Have you seen Rachel [sic] Ray wearing the icon of Yasser Arafatbastard and the bloody Islamic jihad,” Geller wrote. “This is part of the cultural jihad..”

 

Pam this is NOT Cultural Jihad

The only act of terrorism I see here is YOU blowing David Tennant Day

at Irregular Bones

straight to Hell.

…you tool Pam

Look

shut the Hell up and don’t do this to Irregular Bones Again.

Now I have to go to Dunkin Donuts and buy lots and lots of donuts and then I’m going to say Rachael sent me.

Guess what I’ll be wearing when I do…

go on GUESS.

 

 

You Did NOT Write About That Anita!

/ Anita Marie / 4 Comments

 

 

Meet Clostridium Difficile– Clostridium is resistant to antibiotics, you can’t kill it with most conventional household cleaners or antibacterial soap.

It’s nickname is C-Diff and it’s a pain in the butt…I’m not kidding about that.

a.m.

Read about the Gut Superbug HERE