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A Unity Moment

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Tonight my husband got to see Bill Clinton do what Bill Clinton does best- Bill Clinton led the Democratic Party and it gladly followed him

Luis was there for the Roll Call and the Nomination Speech.

It was a big deal and a big night.

Ten minutes ago Luis calls me up and I can hear my friend in the background losing her mind and she’s screaming ” I can’t believe it, oh my God, oh my God I can’t believe it!”

” What, what is it? ”  I ask.

” There’s this motorcade and it stopped right next to us and the driver gets out opens the door and from this building…”  my husband is laughing and all of my friends are yelling.

” Is it…” I start to ask and then my friend takes the phone,

” It’s Jennifer Lopez! It’s Jennifer Lopez!” they’re all screaming.

And then I guess Jennifer Lopez did what she does best.

In appreciation of the adoring idiots who disturbed me when I was writing she posed waved and they got pictures of her famous backside.

How funny- a group called PUMA ( Party Unity My Ass ) wants to divide the Democratic Party here in Denver and on a street just outside of the Pepsi Center where the Democratic  Convention was held the Party was unified over an Ass.

Dude, we are so taking back our Party and our Country.

Terry You Are SO Funny

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My friend Terry, who once got me to Google DRIVING DIRECTIONS from New York to London, England has again talked me into doing something on-line against my better judgment.

As I write posts from the Democratic Convention in Denver she thinks I should weave the following into my writing…a theme if you will.

Or sure.

Like I’m that kind of writer- me Terry grew up together- my Mom considers her to be a daughter- Terry knows me better then that- she knows I spent my time in English class writing all over my desk and reading Rock and Roll Magazines instead of reading the text book.

Geeze.

I just figure Terry’s got a sicker sense of humor then I do.

It’s a family thing.

Anyway here is what Terry thinks I should keep in mind as I write about the Convention:

” if you can weave this important quote into your narrative about the whole event, everything will be just great. — ‘Every waking second, I can see: what is, what was, what could be, what must not…” ‘

Oh very funny.

If I do that I’m going to get e-mails about drunken blogging

AGAIN.

Well Terry ,

for you and just for you

I’ll give it a shot

( Ha, Ha, Ha )

And The Answer Is…

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While he was working on the film ” Lawrence of Arabia “

Peter O’Toole said that he believed a lot of T.E. Lawrence’s ‘issues’ could have been cured with three things:

Some

 Whiskey

A good cigar

and a woman.

I’m thinking that this could work for the PUMATARDS who want to crash the Democratic  Convention in Denver.

Maybe all they need is to toss back a few drinks, get laid and maybe, just maybe that could help them to  lighten the hell up.

-Okay-

 I’ll say it for you

that may not sound dignified

and it for sure sounds nasty

-however-

 the PUMATARDS are ones who want to blow Kazoos when speakers that they don’t like start talking.

So that’s the choice:

Booze and Men ( or women, whatever floats your boat )

 or Kazoos.

So PUMATARDS

Act like adults

 leave the Kazoos at home

and try

for the love of God

  not do something that could haunt you from the halls of Youtube

for the rest of your life.

 

It’s 3AM And The Phone Is Ringing…

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Yesterday I surfed ALL of the cable news shows because after years of watching the Press go into  Whore Mode for the White House, for having to sit through  “News Stories” concerning Britney Spears Mental Health Issues and for the endless stories concerning anorexic starlets and stories about  crotch shots

 after all of that

I could sit back on my couch with my can of Pringles and a Wine Cooler and see one ‘news source’ after another go into meltdown mode because the Obama Campaign did to them what they have been doing to the public for ‘lo these many years.

THEY SCREWED THE PRESS.

Instead of sitting around a desk with a smarmy smile because they have ‘sources’ feeding them their stories and let’s face it, if someone else is doing the work you’re not going to be breaking a sweat are you?

Anyway.

 This time the press actually had to work for a story.

And let’s see what did they come up with?

Oh yeah.

Nothing.

I took a mean sense of pleasure from listening to one talking head after another end every comment they made with a nervous, ” but we don’t know…”

Boy did they look ticked off.

Oh here, I have to wipe this little tear of joy out of my eye.

Now.

I ask you.

 Who was there to answer the call at 3:00?

Uh.

We did…you know…

We The People.

I Am Forever

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My friend and I were goofing off at the computer and he came up with this funny idea.

Now, I thought it was funny and he thought he was being funny so he puts his name into an obituary finder and we discover he has recently died all over the United States, The U.K. and Canada.

” Man, that sucks. ” I said.

My name didn’t turn up anywhere.

“I am forever.”

 I said it slowly and then I dropped a wink and smiled.

All of the sudden he decided to make a junk food run and I’ll bet he’s out there right still now hosing himself down in Holy Water and asking himself why oh why out of all the people on Earth he has to play that stupid stunt with a walking horror show like Anita.

I didn’t tell him I dropped the vowels out of my last name when I typed it in to the finder screen.

Yeah.

For sure.

I am forever…

  wicked.

a.m.

    :::click on the tombstone to make one of your own:::

The Russia Thing Made Easy

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It’s sort of hard to follow this thing with Georgia and Russia when most of our “Reporters” can’t even pronounce the names of the people involved

or

the

 places involved-

Not that it matters to our media.

They’re not big picture, detail-oriented types…in case you haven’t noticed.

So I’m going to help you out because when I took Russian History, I learned it from a teacher who…

get this

actually lived in Russia.

Plus I like to make politics easy to understand so here it goes:

 

These Guys

are willing to risk starting World War III with

this guy

to get this guy

Elected President.

Got it?

Good.

Yeah.

It’s that simple.

Freedom Of Speech- I Has It

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Sorry to interrupt my daily post- I’ll be back later with some fun stuff but for today:

This is a note to those sneaky bastards in my non-cyber world

who crawl all over my blogs

not because they like what I do

but because

they’re just snoops who don’t like my politics or my activist work…

So this one is for you , you nasty little creepers.

To My Creepers:

Do you know what I like to do?

I like to write about people who really tick me off.

Sometimes I turn them into monster fodder in my fiction stories

and sometimes I just come here and write

ALL ABOUT IT

and unlike the couple dozen people you might reach every few days

I reach HUNDREDS

every single day

and those hundreds are from all over the world.

Now

piss

 off.

a.m.

 

Funny Degrees

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If a person does this it’s assault.

If a puppy does it

it’s cute.

Now that is sort of funny.

You know, somebody put a lot of work into this one.

I admire that in a world where everyone wants everthing done yesterday.

So I think this is pretty funny.

This is a picture of Doctor Who.

It’s here because at some point

my friends will start nagging me to post one.

They won’t post them at their blogs

because

they don’t want people to know they’re perving over David Tennant.

It’ll be over the next few hours ( and maybe days )

 they’ll show up here or call my house and ask if I was talking about them

AGAIN.

 I keep saying ‘no’ and they keep believing me.

Now that IS funny.

a.m.

Eye Get It

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Today I went in to get my eyes checked

and the Optometrist took a picture

of

the inside of my eye

and when he showed me where the optical nerve is he pointed out that the area (which looks like a little spot of light behind a large spot of light) , around it wasn’t round like it should be.

He explained it could be a problem but it wasn’t because the other eye had the same anomaly.

From the inside,

where the nerve that carries vision into my brain is

the area is not round.

It’s an oval shape.

And what does that mean?

From the inside…

my eyes look like

a cat’s eyes.

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Anita Marie Can’t Come Out Today…

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Hi.

I can’t do anything fun or creative right now.

I have to do some political stuff.

a.m