What I Want For Christmas Pt 1

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don’t want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don’t think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won’t have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that’s the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

(Short Music Interlude)

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian

(Short Music Interlude)

There’s lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I’d feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!

Christmas novelty song written by John Rox and performed by Gayla Peevey

Christmas novelty song written by John Rox and performed by Gayla Peevey

Ode To My Hippy- Baby Friends

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I have a half dozen friends

who all share the same name

and

who to this day

all go by nickname based on their real name.

Why?

Because their parents were total hippies and named them after a song about a floozy named

Cecilia.

CECILIA- Simon and Garfunkel

CHORUS:
F                Bb          F
Cecilia, you’re breaking my heart
          Bb         F         C
You’re shaking my confidence daily
      Bb F        Bb         F
Oh Cecilia, I’m down on my knees
       Bb         F             C
I’m begging you please to come home
         F
Come on home

CHORUS

F                   Bb   F
Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia
Bb    C     F
Up in my bedroom
             Bb       F
I got up to wash my face
                     Bb
When I come back to bed
           C         F
Someone’s taken my place …CHORUS

F               Bb F Bb F C
Bo po bo bo …

     Bb  F       Bb        F
Jubilation, she loves me again
   Bb          F             C
I fall on the floor and I laughing
     Bb  F       Bb        F
Jubilation, she loves me again
   Bb          F             C
I fall on the floor and I laughing
       Bb F  Bb F  Bb F C
Wo ho oooh …

And Whatever Walks There…

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Photograph(s) copyright Shaun O’Boyle  

Over the week I watched some shows as well as a couple of movies about abandoned insane asylums.

One  of my favorite shows is called Ghost Adventures where the investigators are running around ” screaming did you see that, did you see that” ( no, and I doubt if they did either, being that most of the action takes place in the dark ) during the course of their investigations.

Anyway.

Ghost Adventures is always a good watch and I enjoyed watching them do their build up  (their interviews with witnesses are great, they just open the mic and go for it ) to the big night when they would be locked down in the haunted asylum– which as I’ve already mentioned was my topic of the week.

But as I watched and- make no mistake- I enjoyed the stories, it did make me feel bad for the ‘ghosts’ who were supposed to haunt these places- because in the story- be it a ghost hunter show, or a movie- is the not so subtle message that if you were mentally ill in life you’re going to be in the after life as well.

I would argue that maybe– if you were to not head down to the morgue in these places to look for ghosts ( I’ve worked in morgues, mostly I might do some cleaning or paperwork- and they are BORING BORING PLACES ) and really thought about it you might realize that you’re in a building where some weird things are happening and all that is actually in the room with you is…

you

and the room.

You might come to the conclusion that maybe Shirley Jackson is right- maybe some buildings are not sane and what walks in them doesn’t walk alone-

especially if you’re foolish enough to go into those places by yourself.

Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.”

Abandoned NJ Psychiatric Hospital

Abandoned NJ Psychiatric Hospital

Another Bloody Musical?!

When I go shopping at the grocery and I’m waiting in line to be checked out

I don’t watch TV on those little screens above the cash registers.

I don’t reach for ” People ” magazine, or one of those snacks or paperbook books they put on those racks that divide the lines.

I’m pretty good about not going for the impulse items.

HOWEVER

I have been known to shove baby strollers, old people and seeing eye dogs out of my way in order to get my hands on the Weekly World News if Bat Boy was on the cover.

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If you have to write stories about Vampires or Bat People, for heaven’s sake tell a good story- and I happen to think that the Bat Boy stories were darn great stories.

And I’m not alone.

Bat Boy is a musical now…oh hurray!

A MUSICAL!

 

Here’s the LINK

Trust me…you do NOT want to miss out on the coolness that is

BAT BOY

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And Then The Earth Moved

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Barack Obama Won.

John McCain did not win

and Sarah Palin is still an idiot.

If you can believe it I have a question ….

an important question

and it’s important….

so think on it carefully before you answer

 

Oh. God. Anita.

I was talking to some friends

about Politics.

We talk about politics and political strategy a lot.

Most of the time

when they’re talking about really big issues

somewhere in the back of my mind I’m thinking…

It takes a brave man to wear a crushed  velvet suit to a wedding.

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Tis The Season

 Norsey Wood photo by Ian in Billericay

Norsey Wood photo by Ian in Billericay

I belong to an On-Line Writers Group and we’ve got a Christmas Blog up and running.

There’s some artwork, humor, holiday recipes and stories going up there daily.

So what is somebody like me- who just finished two stories about cannibals- doing over there?

I’ve found a way to work in Tequila and David Tennant onto a Christmas Blog.

I am So clever…

HAHAHAHAHHA

So check it out over the holidays, it’ll be something fun to read.

:::visit::::

CHRISTMAS AT RIVERSLEIGH

Post Election Analysis

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Oh sure.

Like I could do one of those right now- I am so wiped out from all of the excitement I fell asleep on my feet at work yesterday.

I’ll deal with this later.

a.m.

Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd said Obama had turned Martin Luther King’s dream into a reality .

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:::News Articles From Around The World On Obama Victory:::

before I begin with the list I would like to thank the USA for

giving me the most awesome Birthday Present ever.

It’s even better then the bike I got when I was 13

You guys rock.

Now on to the News

Obama win sparks celebrations outside White House

World reaction to Obama victory: From jubilation to trepidation

Europe leaders hail Obama victory

Joe Klein: Obama’s Victory Ushers in a New America

            Obama Defeats McCaine In Washington State

 

Obama, Japan

Obama, Japan

 

 

Sydney, Australia

Sydney, Australia