Safety First!

Australian fined for buckling in beer, not child

An Australian man has been fined after buckling in a case of beer with a seat belt but leaving a 5-year-old child to sit on the car’s floor, police said Tuesday.

Constable Wayne Burnett said he was “shocked and appalled” when he pulled over the unregistered car Friday in the central Australian town of Alice Springs.

The 30-can beer case was strapped in between two adults sitting in the back seat of the car. The child was also in back, but on the car’s floor.

“The child was sitting in the lump in the center, unrestrained,” Burnett told reporters Tuesday.

“I haven’t ever seen something like this before,” he said. “This is the first time that the beer has taken priority over a child.”

The driver was fined 750 Australian dollars — about $710 — for driving an unregistered and uninsured vehicle and for failing to ensure a child was wearing a safety belt.

If You Tried

I’ve heard it for years now.

” You could be pretty…if you tried. “

Guess what- I have tried.

Lots of times.

I think I have the right to ‘ not try ‘ anymore.

Shallow Bastards.

I really should do something about the company I keep.

Real Archaeologists Don’t Have Whips

Real archaeologists don’t have whips

I can vouch for that.

I wanted to be an archaeologist pre- Indiana Jones ( this was in 1973 or maybe 1974  so I was about 10 ) until I met one.

He was wearing a Grateful Dead t-shirt and reeked like Patchouli and when I asked if he had ever been in a mummy’s tomb  he said yes, several in fact.

 So of course I asked

” are they really cursed? “

And he says no.

He enjoyed telling me no.

Jerk.

So I said,  ” that’s too bad. “

I decided to be a Mortician after that.

 

Taking The Ghost With You

Years ago I heard a story about a woman who checked into a somewhat upscale hotel without any luggage. She didn’t even have her purse or any I.D- somehow it had been left behind.

This was back in the early 1950’s and I’m guessing they let her do this because people were more trusting back then- that and from all accounts the woman was well dressed, well spoken and by appearances seemed like a  real lady.

At any rate, it was on it’s way she told the Hotel Clerk- in fact it was going to be showing up any minute so could she just check into her room- it had been a long day.

The Clerk let her check in and the next morning when the maid went into the room they found the woman dead, sitting in a chair facing the window.

They authorities would only ever learn one thing about the woman- she was dead from cyanide poisoning- an odd thing to use to kill yourself,  but that was the cause of death and that’s what was reflected on the death certificate.

The woman’s luggage never did show up, and no one ever came forward to I.D Jane Doe- and somewhere in Seattle under a little grey stone with numbers on it- probably overgrown with grass now is a woman who according to some never existed.

So I wonder.

Can a person who never existed-

Truly Ever Die?

Who Are You Again?

I sent this to my Mom.

She called and said:

” Oh…I forgot I had two daughters- I haven’t heard from you for so long. I remember though- you’re my not funny girl”

ahem.

 

Fair?

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This morning someone I know showed up on my loading dock, he was sort of nervous and making idle chit chat when he finally told me he had set a trap in his yard to catch cats.

And he caught one.

He was going to take it to the Animal Shelter.

So why tell me this I wondered.

I went out and the cat in the trap was clean and well fed- it doesn’t look like a stray, it’s friendly and not feral.

He caught someones pet.

That’s what he did.

And he knows it.

He did this because cats are digging up the flowers in his yard.

My Cat, Wolfie,  left me last fall.

But I know where Wolfie is…he’s buried under his favorite tree in his herb garden- he died from Kidney Failure at age 17 just before Halloween.

I will know where my wonderful Wolfgang is for the rest of my life until the day I die.

Someone out there will never know that their wonderful sweet black cat that is clean and well fed and and has been loved

Is going home with me.

It’s not fair.

Is it?

a.m.

Sometimes It’s Not All About Flowers

My friend sent me this picture and asked me what I thought about it.

I said I hate flowers, especially cut flowers- I can’t stand the smell of cut flowers. My friend knows that. I thought he was being a smarty-pants.

My friend sent me another e-mail with those little smiley faces that move around and in big red  letters that said I was a dingbat and to LOOK at the picture.

So I did.

What do you know.

It wasn’t all about flowers.

Sometimes the obvious isn’t always obvious.

Especially if you’re not paying attention

 

No Post Day

 

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Hi I can’t come to my blog right now.

I’m writing.

But here’s my stand in for the evening

He’s been known to tell a good story or two: