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Yes She Did

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::::What I Want For Christmas:::

A couple of years ago I asked for my very own Fiji Mermaid.

By that empty spot on my shelf it is very glaringly obvious that SOMETHING was absent from under my tree on Christmas Morning

:::Anita Marie Coughs Delicately Into A Tightly Clenched Fist:::

I SUPPOSE I should have settled for a fake one, but what would be the point in that?

So this year I am going to be practical.

I don’t want a Fiji Mermaid this year, though it is most definitely NOT off th list.

This year I would like to find wrapped in festive  red paper and stamped with gold and silver prancing and dancing reindeer and please no bow because for SOME weird reason when my cats and dogs see bows they run and hide- I would like to find-

Here it is

My Christmas Wish For 2010

A SHRUNKEN HEAD

Ye Olde Curiosity Shoppe in Seattle sells mountains of them a year.

I would like one of those.

And no it does NOT have to be a real one.

Really.

It doesn’t.

So what does this mean here where I write and express myself all over the place?

It means from now until Christmas, here at Irregular Bones you will be treated to stories, links and clips about Shrunken Heads.

Happy Holidays and Merry Shopping  Everybody!

Flu Blogging

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I have a cold and I’m pretty sure that means it brought it’s friend the flu bug with it.

Do you know what that means?

It’s going to be a weekend full of me putting up useless posts.

YAY!

Comic By: Natalie Dee

Things to write about:

Make a list of Christmas Presents that can only be found in the Mutter Museuem Collection, and just for a laugh one of those places that sells equipment to Funeral Homes

The Rain Of Pain

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THINGS THAT MADE ME SAY
‘OUCH’

Comic By:
www.nataliedee.com

Photo By: Body Donation For Plastination

David Tennant By: His Mom and Dad-YAY!

Serves Them Right!

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I was looking at my stat page at my Owl Creek Blog when I noticed that the Pervs are back.

The thing of it is, there is a Porn star named Anita and when her Pervie fans go looking for her with help from The Google they put in word combos like Anita Dark  .

Well.

My name is Anita and I write stories that get tagged, upon occasion as ‘dark’ –

so guess what.

They end up at my very Non-Porn site.

I think that is hilarious.

So if they end up here instead of at the other Anita’s site, because I didn’t type in Anita Dark for no reason

they will not find porn.

Instead they will find this youtube clip about embalming.

LOL

well- that’s the bee’s knees!

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US Congressmember Jay Inslee

 endorsed

my husband

Luis Moscoso

For 1st District State Representative

I thought that was

the bee’s knees

In addition to that

we are going to have a great event in a few days hosted by:

 

 Congressman Jay Inslee, with Dave Gossett, Snohomish County Council, Chair, Al O’Brien, 1st LD Representative, Jerry Smith, Mayor of Mountlake Terrace, Kyoko Wright, Mountlake Terrace City Councilmember, Laura Sonmore, Mountlake Terrace City Councilmember, Pat Cordova, Former Mayor Mountlake Terrace, Frank DeMiero & Vince DeMier0
 

and it’s going to be the Cat’s Pajamas

 

 

This is a Mountlake Terrace Event to support my husband Luis Moscoso Candidate for the 1st Legislative District, Pos. 2. on Thursday, October 14th, 2010
from 6:00pm to 8:30pm. 

We are going to have an All-American BBQ provided by the RED ONION! With a Build your own Burger Bar, Mac & Cheese, Chili, Potato Salad, Green Salad & Chips and a No-Host Bar

We are also going to have Live Music by the “BLIND HOBOS” Classic Rock Covers from the 60’s & 70’s

So if you can- join us at The American Legion Hall 22909 – 56th Avenue West Mountlake Terrace, WA 98043

Suggested Donation of $25 ($40 for couples) Additional contributions are greatly appreciated ( and kids are free ).

this is a campaign update that is on my husband’s website:

 

 

You’re Bad Anita- Real Bad

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I am not sure what simple joys are- but I would guess they are things like feeling the sand between your toes and sunny days in the forest .

In my case though simple joys means that I have found a way to get maximum laughage with little to no effort on my part.

For example:

I catch the bus to work every morning with some very nice people.

It’s surprising I know them at all because I manage to get to my stop just as the bus gets there- still I am known as ” I wonder how close Anita will cut it this morning. “

So on one day my husband- who gives me a ride to my stop- decided to go down another road to my stop and as I walked up the  street my friends were looking in the opposite direction and I could hear them saying things like ” It looks like she’s going to miss it this time.”

That’s when I threw my head back and tore loose with my best  evil sounding laugh.

A few days later, just by chance I got to my stop early.

When my friends saw me standing there they all thought they were late and came running to the stop from across, down and up the street.

To be honest at that moment I thought they were going to pounce and pull me to pieces for laughing at them the day before, but they didn’t and I got the chance to laugh at them again.

I know.

I’m bad.

Really bad.

FALL Is In The House

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It is officially Fall. 

From what I understand it got here at 8:09 

Groovy. 

Do you know why I love the Fall and Winter? 

No- really, I am asking the question because I have no idea. 

All I know is that during the most beautiful Spring and Summer days and I am outside feeling good and enjoying the day I will look up and think: 

” You know what would make this  day perfect? A freak snow storm- just like the one that was supposed to have wiped the dinosaurs out” 

 

I know that you should always be carefull what you wish for, because your wish might just come true. 

I hope so. 

I really do. 

This LOL Moment Was Brought To You By…

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A few months ago

a Teabagger went on line and said I was evil and witchy looking.

I can’t imagine

WHY

I’m just messing with you there

this is me

So lo and behold today I get this clip

of the new

Teabagger Princess Christine O’Donnell

and guess what friends and neighbors

SHE DABBLED IN WITCHCRAFT.

What else could be better then seeing something like that if you are me and had a crazy teabagger go medival on you?

Clive Barker was sitting right next to her when she said it.

The Heavens Have Smiled Upon My Bones.

The Good Old Days

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I was at the movies last weekend and they showed short clips- a couple were okay but one was a stupid- it was about these guys who made snuff films.

The ending was predictable, the  beginning was predictable and I couldn’t tell you about the middle because I was busy eating my popcorn -what can I say, I haven’t been to the movies in ages and I realized as I started eating my theatre popcorn how much I really love the stuff.

So, as I tuned into the short film clips they were showing I thought to myself- you know what else I miss?

The concession stand commercials.

They were  true works of film art.

I  can say that because this is my blog.

So

THERE.