The Panty Bandits

So.

In Colorado these two robbers wore panties ( well…Thongs to be precise ) over their faces ( well noses I guess ) in an attempt to disguise themselves during an armed robbery.

Hey, I’m surprised that a guy who would wear a panty on his face would carry a gun during an armed robbery…if I had to put a weapon into the hand of a Panty Bandit it would be one of those fake Lasar Blasters or Rifle Blasters that they use Battlestar Galactica.

But you know.

 it is a brilliant plan.

( The Thong part )

If a guy was wearing a thong on his face while robbing you well…come one could you ID him?

Didn’t think so.

a.m.

2 thong-facemask robbery suspects in custody

Surveillance video shows two robbers wearing thongs for masks.

Story

HERE

Take That You Whiney Little Brats!

The days of American Babies whining for what they believe is theirs

is coming to an end.

John McInsane is going to see to that.

Hey! I Think You Missed My Last F@!$^ Nickel GEORGE!

Gas could be 5.00 a Gallon by the Fourth Of July.

Oh gee.

Why wait that long to jerk the price up- and why call it at 5.00- why doesn’t that freaking son of a She Demon and Devil’s Spawn that sued his way into the White House  and all of his Oil Buddies just yank it up to 10.00 a gallon.

Oh George…FYI- if the price of gas is going to go up AGAIN…why not start another war and to quote Dickens, ” decrease the surplus population” ?

That way when the shrieking over the prices of Gas hits a new high the sound of the screaming won’t be as deafening…

not that those Mother F*&^%$#@s that are growing like noxious weeds in the Bush Garden of Evil seem to hear the screaming that’s going on right now.

November can’t get here quick enough…

 

Just Desserts at Lunch

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Today I was at lunch waiting for my slightly undercooked Shrimp Tempura to go

when I thought about a man

who told me

it should be okay for Doctors and Nurses to turn people away from a Emergency Room Care if they think the patient has an infectious disease like AIDS.

And by the time my lunch was ready I thought

one day

somebody like me…

who is working in a funeral home

Will be readying this man’s body for burial

and he will be treated as if

he had a disease like

AIDS.

When you do this it is called taking Universal infection control precautions.

And then I snickered and picked up my slightly undercooked Shrimp Tempura to go and after that I enjoyed my lunch and most of the afternoon too.

Meltdown in 5-4-3…..

Saw part of The DNC Rules and Bylaws Committee on TV….heard  Harold Ickes speak…must save myself…must distract myself before brain cells escape through my nose….David Tennant ….Must Distract Myself with a cheesy David  Tennant Video….last hope before meltdown commences in 5-4………

Blame It On Pam

 

This is NOT a terrorist.

This is a cook from the Food Network.

Following me so far?

This is a Terrorist

His name is Osama Bin Laden.

Keep up here-

Food Network Cook Rachael Ray:

Terrorist.

Here is the idiot and the idiot post that started this conversation

which I feel a need to address

instead of doing my traditional Friday Fun Post about David Tennant:

The controversial ad, which appeared earlier this month on the doughnut chain’s Web site to promote its iced coffee, came under fire nearly two weeks ago when  blogger Pam Geller posted it under the headline “Rachel [sic] Ray: Dunkin Donuts Jihad Tool.”

“Have you seen Rachel [sic] Ray wearing the icon of Yasser Arafatbastard and the bloody Islamic jihad,” Geller wrote. “This is part of the cultural jihad..”

 

Pam this is NOT Cultural Jihad

The only act of terrorism I see here is YOU blowing David Tennant Day

at Irregular Bones

straight to Hell.

…you tool Pam

Look

shut the Hell up and don’t do this to Irregular Bones Again.

Now I have to go to Dunkin Donuts and buy lots and lots of donuts and then I’m going to say Rachael sent me.

Guess what I’ll be wearing when I do…

go on GUESS.