So I have this neighbor that my entire family has known for over 20 years.
When I told her my nephew died she didn’t call to pass her condolences on to the Family- who at times were the only people on the block who would speak to her.
Nope.
Instead she called the City to complain about the grass being to tall along my fence that does not line her property.
Anyone want to buy my house?
It borders
The Inner Circle of Hell
so you’ll save boodles on your heating bills during the winter
and right now
Hell is Freezing over so it’s pretty cool around here despite the warm weather….
But then there was a knock on the door and the UPS guy brought me a little present from Chuck…by that I mean from Converse All Stars- the shoe people.
In the box were two brand new pairs of nifty shoes…
This is pair number #1
( yes they’re a plaid print…in honor of you know WHO…get it?
🙂 )
and
here’s pair number #2
very pretty- they’ve got flowers on them
Well, I tried them on and sat down to write…(in the flower ones if you must know ) when I just sort of got stuck.
For real I was probably distracted because these are freaking awesome shoes….anyway…
So I do what I always do when I want to get some inspiration- I put on some cool shoes, I pull out my guitar, hook it up to my amp and sing along to some of my favorite songs- that’s what I’m doing now.
So- if you need a time out would you care to join me in a little Mambo?