Oh No! COOTIES!

cooties

 

My blog has COOTIES

OH NO!

Oh brother, you’d think a writer could come up with a better excuse then that for slacking off on her daily writing.

But if I write, I might tell this story about how I heard one of my women friends say that she’d hire a less qualified woman over a well qualified man because of how women have been shoved to the ‘back of the line’ for so long.

I thought that was the most obnoxious thing I’ve heard lately, and trust me I’ve heard plenty of people talking smack for past few weeks.

So I’m going to watch “Blackpool” on my brand spanking new region free DVD player.

Watch out for those cooties guys, they’re a pain in the heiney and the place is crawling with them.

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A WTF Moment From The Teabagger Files

Photo: Teabagger

Teabagger Working A Crowd

 

My friends had a small meeting about Health Care Reform and their speaker that day was a Doctor.

There were a couple of dozen people there and my friend said the Doctor asked if she thought the meeting would be disrupted by Teabaggers.

Sure enough it was.

There were three Teabaggers whose only goal 

 was to not debate Health Care Reform, but to stop the debate all together.

It didn’t work.

Sux to be you Teabaggers.

And if I had one thing to say to the Teabaggers it would be this:

Change your name- because everytime I tell my Mom about you guys she gets mad when I say ‘Teabaggers’.

She says you all are nasty enough with having a nasty name to boot.

 

raspberry

Is It Really Only JUST About That Grandma Killing Kenyan Nazi?

 

This month of August-

 will be remembered as the month

The American People went to war with not just

The Republican Party

led by Rush Limabaugh and Sarah Palin

but also

The Health Insurance Companies which were led by

The Forces of Darkness

to get a little something called

Health Care Reform.

What the heck is this about really, I thought.

Initially

I thought this war of sorts was all about a bunch of Racists hating the fact that they have

an African American President.

They really really hated that, I thought, and their fury at President Obama and anyone who happened to be non-white was unparalleled in

the entire History of Racism.

But I don’t think that’s true anymore.

I think they’re even angrier at the other White People who voted for him.

I think on the hate-o-meter they hate those people more then they hate anyone right now.

It makes sense.

Because if we keep down this road and don’t move forward with Health Care Reform, a lot of white people will not only have a poor quality of life- so will their children.

It also goes without saying that  with a poor quality of life comes things like a lower life expectancy. In the mean time your body doesn’t work right, your mind doesn’t reach it’s full potential.

It’s a death sentence of sorts.

And it’s just not being handed down from the GOP and The Talking Heads and  the Paid Toads holding mass produced signs in one hand while looking at the Talking Points inked on the palm of their other hand.

It’s being handed down from one neighbor to another.

Think about it.

Rep. Kratovil hung in effigy by health care protester

Rep. Kratovil hung in effigy by health care protester

You Do The Math

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Here’s is how I feel about

THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS

Bear them, knock yourself out- owning handling and keeping guns is a huge responsibility.

I almost let my husband’s tomato plants die the last time he went on a business trip- the pressure- I did not deal with the pressure well at all. So gun owning is not something I should take on. That thing would end up in the washing machine or something.

So when I first heard that Anti-Healthcare Reformers were bringing guns and in at least one case an Assault Weapon to President Obama’s Town Hall- I didn’t question their God Given Right To Bear Arms, I wondered- where were these guys when George W Bush did his meet and greets when he was out pushing his issues?

I mean he probably would have gone out there and squeezed a few off with those Fine Americans who were carrying guns around people at a family event where I’m willing to bet they’ve only ever done that at gun ranges or with their own friends who are used to being around assault weapons and wouldn’t have done anything to make the gun guy panic and reach for his weapon.

 I mean, if there was EVER a gun friendly President it was George W Bush.

So where were you then Gun People?

Please, do not give me that ” because we can ” carry guns- you COULD have done that at Republican events and did not back in “W”‘s day and as far as I know you haven’t done it recently. In addition, when my kids used to say, ‘ just because’ when they were in trouble I’d tack an extra week of restriction on whatever it was I was busting them for.

So how do I feel about these people who are taking guns to Town Halls?

I want them to

 say it,

tell the truth.

And don’t

F^%$ with us,

Exactly WHY are you taking Assault Weapons

to a Town Hall where the President is speaking.

Because the answer you’re giving right now is far more troubling to me then the weapons you are carrying.

Guess What! We Had A Party And Everybody Came

Photo: A.M. Moscoso
Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Here it is in a nutshell: Rep. Rick Larsen held a Town Hall in Everett- the crowd count according to The Seattle Times and The Everett Herald was somewhere between 2,000 to 3,ooo.

Larsen in his opening remarks welcomed the attendees- including the ones who were not from his District , and then we got the ground rules for how the forum would work and with the reminder that if we spent all of our time cheering or jeering that was going to cut into the meeting time.

 So, here’s the deal we had a couple of hours and we could either talk or get all hysterical  for two hours but obviously we  did not have the time to do both.

I know, it’s not exactly a novel idea to spell out the the rules of a meeting but in case you’re not up to date on the Town Hall Situations some of them now  involve guns and death threats and people in tin foil hats  screaming they want their America back ( okay, I made the tin foil hat thing up ) so a crash course in how to behave at these meetings was actually in order.

The Town Hall, which was massive compared to the ones I’ve seen on TV actually took place- people got to ask questions, Larsen got to respond and in between the people who support Health Care Reform and the Teabaggers got to poke each other with sticks but what can I say- there’s a lot of anger out there and a few jabs here and there is probably a lot better then having people tearing signs out of each others hands and getting dragged away by the police  ( fyi- we didn’t see the Police until the end of the meeting when we saw a few of them standing at the bottom of the stairs and one joked that they only came out because they thought they heard someone say ‘doughnuts’)

So how did it begin and how did it end?

That’s actually an interesting story.

It’s started in the Parking Lot a couple of hours before the Town Hall began.

Photo: A.M. MOSCOSO

Photo: A.M. MOSCOSO

The Teabaggers set up a table and a sound system and their speakers had prepared speeches- I mean that, they had their speeches printed out and held together with little black paperclips and their leader was wearing a saucy little tricorne hat and with video camera in hand they launched into doing what Teabaggers have been doing to Town Hall Meetings all around the country- they tried to take the meeting over before it even began.

That did not happen here.

I don’t know how it was in the Parking Lots at other Town Halls, but at this particular Town Hall there weren’t just Teabaggers and Birthers and Deathers holding signs, – there was just as many people from Progressive Groups, from Labor, Health-care Workers, Students, ( and even some Grandmas-which contrary to what Sarah Palin may have said: we love our Grandmas and don’t want to kill them so they were confident they could be around us and not have to fear for their lives) holding signs and expressing themselves at the tops of their lungs.

Photo: A.M Moscoso
Photo: A.M Moscoso 

In fact we did that for almost three hours- in a parking lot with no shade under the very hot afternoon sun.

The press would later describe us as an orderly crowd as we filed into the stadium, leaving out the part about how we all wore ourselves out in our very own grown up version of fighting in the school yard during recess. I mean, this was not a college age crowd. It wasn’t even a thirty something crowd. This was a 40 and up crowd and chasing people around a parking lot for a couple of hours who have ticked you straight off of the Globe is really hard work.

Photo: A.M. Moscoso
Photo: A.M. Moscoso

So by the time we all got into the Stadium and sat down I noticed that this was the most sitting down crowd I have EVER seen. No one was stalking the aisles. There were a few people walking around with signs but hell, it was nice when they did pass by because at least you got some shade for a few seconds as they went by.

 Not that there wasn’t anger and nutty questions that were asked- but here’s the thing about Snohomish County. Each City in this County will tell you with a straight face that the City next to them is full of people- and here I’ll borrow a line I heard from Stephanie Miller-‘who fell out of the Dumb Tree and hit every single branch on the way down’.

When one of the Teabaggers would get up and hit a GOP talking point or chant, ‘answer the question’ and sound all batty nobody was totally  surprised. What was different was that this time it was controlled insanity. Left on their own some of these people could have asked some truly freaky and weird questions that would have had the writers at Fox News weeping for joy. Those Youtube Moments that could have actually been  material that people would have watched over and over again and passed around to each other because we don’t have things like Traveling Carnivals with the Freak Show you paid one thin dime extra to see anymore. Those truly weird bits of reality were forever lost in the haze created by the fires the Insurance Companies lit.

On one hand I see that as a weird sort of justice, on the other I know exactly how Dr Miles Bennell felt at the end of ” Invasion Of  Body Snatchers’ as he was running around in the middle of traffic warning people that ‘ they’re here already, you’re next!’

 His world only looks the same, but somthing has come from the outside and taken it away from him and he knows that it’s gone forever.

So we had this meeting and I actually learned something.

One is this: if you stand up and say your name is ” John Smith ” at a meeting where anti-government people are out in full force, no matter how far people are from each other on the issues, they will come  together and laugh at you. I also learned that some people in my County really hate ” Illegal Immigrants…read MEXICANS…” From what I was made to understand, they think it’s alright if these people watch their children die because they really shouldn’t be allowed in a hospital under any circumstance  PLUS it might just teach them a lesson about sneaking over that border. Oh FYI they also don’t think much of their neighbors who weren’t smart enough to -as one young woman put it- ” to choose a job that provided the right health insurance’. So I guess she’s saying they can go die with the Mexicans.

We left the meeting just after Rep. Larsen had us stand up and sing ” Take Me Out To The Ballgame “. We were in a ballpark so it made sense.

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Some of us did it and laughed and called it a day and some of us had no sense of humor and stood up and left.

Maybe why the teabaggers went and told the press that they left early because they weren’t getting their questions answered. I think what they didn’t get was a stage and their five minutes of fame on Fox News.

So I’m going to close this with a little bit of real life from this Town Hall instead of a moment set into motion by the Media or the Insurance Companies.

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Remember how I told you about the parking lot and how we were all out there chanting and yelling at each other? Well. Nobody would back down or leave, there was this line that was drawn and nobody was going to give an inch in that lot. So by the time we got in and to the Stadium some of us were thirsty.

There were these Pop and Water Vending Machines and you could get a bottle of something cold for three dollars and fifty cents in exact change because the machines had no change to give  back.

So what we did was to figure out who had exact change and we let them go first so that the people who had say five or ten dollar bills could  use the cash they had on hand.

And some people in line didn’t have enough change to buy a bottle of water.

So some of us offered what change we had so that the people who didn’t quite have enough could get something cold to drink.

It was the right thing to do, wasn’t it?

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

 

Festival Of Trees

Very Cool Invitation To You From My Friend

Jade:

Prehistoric Gardens, Copyright © 2009 Jade Leone Blackwater

Attention writers, bloggers, and artists of all media: if you’re looking for a prompt or a bit of inspiration this month, consider looking for what’s hidden (or lurking) among the trees.

This September Arboreality will host The Festival of the Trees issue 39 on the theme of Secrets, and you’re all invited to join me, Jade Blackwater, and bring your friends too!

The Festival of the Trees is a monthly blog carnival featuring trees and forests.  For the September Festival, our theme is Secrets:

“Forests, farms, gardens, urban trees, and ancient-rock-clinging-wind-whipped Bristlecone pine stands can be an escape, a place to hide, a space to rest, a home for buried treasure. This month, I invite you to reveal a small glimpse of a secret among the trees. Consider the quiet spots you go to sit, the trees which have stood in silent observation of the events of your life, the aromatic memory of the garden from a place you have visited. With word, image, sound, or otherwise inspired creation, give us a peek at what you see, or what you can imagine.”

Grab your free-wheeling creative license (and maybe a big, heavy club) and reveal what’s hidden in the dark, mutable forest.

Then post your creations online at your blog, photo album, or other web-based resource, and send me the link:

trees[at]brainripples[dot]com

 

Deadline for submissions is August 28, 2009.

 

Questions, comments, suggestions? Drop Jade an

email at

trees[at]brainripples[dot]com

 

(Don’t forget to drop breadcrumbs along the trail as you go!

…..wouldn’t want to get lost out there.)

Prehistoric Gardens, Copyright © 2009 Jade Leone Blackwater

 

 

[Photos taken October 2008 at the Prehistoric Gardens]

 

The Otter Pop Embargo of 1973-Or How Anita Got Into Politics

once upon a win
more epic win

When I was a kid

my Mom used to buy boxes of Otter Pops

and of course

me and my brother and sister all loved Raspberry the best.

Out of a 75 Pops in a Box there was only six Raspberries in a box, which was not good.

We used to fight over them, and we argued so much my Mom was about to impose

an Otter Pop Embargo on the three of us.

So.

As I watched our supply of Otter Pops dwindling

I came up with a brilliant plan-

I told them the Lime Otter Pops

( of which were more then half of what were in the boxes )

turned your Pee Green

( get it ha ha ha )

and as they predictably  fought over the Pee Green Pops

I got the blue ones

all to myself.

Yes.

This is a true story, so don’t ask.

 

 

 

July 20th, 1969

Left to right: Armstrong, Collins, Aldrin

Left to right: Armstrong, Collins, Aldrin

The Apollo 11 Crew ( and damn it, if you don’t know their names just toddle on back to your phone and Twitter or do whatever it is you’ve done to divorce yourself from the world because this post will mean nothing to you ) wants the President ( and that includes the rest of us of course ) to begin to think about returning to the Moon and to Mars.

The thing of it is, I think there is one big obstacle to making this goal and it’s not money.

The big obstacle to reaching Mars is that nobody dreams anymore.

People do not wonder anymore, they don’t imagine anymore because- well, I’m at a loss there because the human brain loves to be fed ideas and only an idiot would starve it to death, right? I mean would you deny yourself food or water because it takes to much effort on your part to open your mouth to chew and swallow?

Still.

Look around you:

Movies are based on Computer Game Characters, music sounds the same ON PURPOSE and people are walking around wired to their cellphones where they are fed ideas by a machine because God help us all if we have to create a thought on our own.

Go back to the Moon? Make it to Mars? Who is going to get us there? A Twitter Addict? A Facebook Group? An American Idol Fan? Enlighten me, because if this is where we spend most of our time I can’t see people making it to their backyard to chat with a neighbor over their fence let alone taking the time to wonder how to get to Mars.

So where does it start?

Here’s an idea, I use it myself before I write:

The next time you are flying on a plane, or sailing on a boat or a Ferry or when you see something strange where nothing strange should be visible-

Wonder about it.

LINKS:

NASA

BUZZ ALDRIN

NEIL ARMSTRONG

MICHAEL COLLINS

MARS EXPLORATION ROVER MISSION

WHY THE MOON?

NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope has captured a new, infrared view of the choppy star-making cloud called M17, or the Swan nebula.

NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope has captured a new, infrared view of the choppy star-making cloud called M17, or the Swan nebula.

So Honey, Anything Interesting Happen At Work Today?

 I enjoy my job.

It’s a warehouse job in an old building in Pioneer Square in Seattle, Washington.

For a writer who writes about the Supernatural, I’m in Inspirational Heaven five days a week.

However.

No way is it as cool as the warehouse job that the people at

Bensons For Beds

Tewksbury Warehouse

in the UK have.

They get to play mattress dominoes

The Lucky  Dogs.

Benson’s For Beds Attempting to set the world record for mattress dominoes

Tewkesbury awaits mattress dominoes world record confirmation-story HERE

ps…

funny pictures
moar funny pictures