Travails With A Skeleton

bike skeleton 

“Wanderers eastward, wanderers west,
Know you why you cannot rest?
‘Tis that every mother’s son
Travails with a skeleton.

a.e. housman

“the immortal part”

No Post Day (s)

ravenintree

Hi.

Sorry I’m not writing here at the moment.

I’m working on my Halloween Stories and other fun and spooky stuff on a daily basis over at my Owl Creek Blog.

I haven’t done that for a couple of years.

It feels great to be writing my Weird Tales again.

See you in November.

a.m.

Stories From The South Portal

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

 before you ask- yes this is a true story

a.m.

There is a Crows Nest above my door at work.

The nest is about four years old and in those four years a family of Crows takes it over.

Let me ask you a question:

Do you know what happens when you get to close too close to their nest?

Let’s just say that Crows do not make good neighbors.

However, as I rule I don’t use this door because it’s the door that freight goes in and out of and opening it is a hassle. I use the side door which is right next to it.

Besides the obvious reasons for not wanting to bother the Crow Family I had other reasons for using the side door…

On some days I would stand next to the side door and watch the Crows dive bomb cars and people who went by their nest- okay, I’ll probably pay a price for this but I think it’s funny. After all, how many times do you need to have a crow try to body slam you or take the top of your head off before it occurs to you that you MIGHT be in the wrong place?

So one day in the middle of a particularly heated attack I look up and sitting on the door lentil above my head

is

A Crow.

It looked down at me, I looked up at it and I turned my head so that it could see me wink.

To this day we keep an eye on each other-

we seem to have something in common:

a very strange sense of humor.

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

What Do President Barack Obama and David Tennant Have In Common?

President Obama

Okay.

It’s a tough question.

smirk

I asked my husband this question.

I said: ” Luis, guess what David Tennant and Barack Obama have in common”

He says, ” you. “

Okay, that was a good answer but in this case it was wrong.

Funny.

But wrong.

Here is the real answer:

In the survey of 9-11-year-olds by the National College for the Leadership of Schools and Children’s Services ( that’s in the U.K.) President Obama and David Tennant were the top two picks for “Dream Headteacher”

President Obama came in second- David Tennant came in first- there, that ought to make the Birthers and Teabaggers here in the U.S. happy.

All of that important insight aside, here is the complete list

The top 10 “dream headteachers”:

1 David Tennant;
2 Barack Obama;
3 JK Rowling;
4 Cheryl Cole;
5 David Beckham;
6 Will Smith;
7 Michelle Obama;
8 Alan Sugar;
9 Lewis Hamilton;
10 Alan Shearer.

What a bunch of smart kids they have over there in the U.K.

It must have something to do with that Health Care System they’ve got.

wink

Will The Real Joe Wilson Please Stand Up?

Here in Washington State…

and for those of you who are not in the know, this is the Washington waaayyyy on the west coast.

I know,

when you say Washington it causes confusion and people think you’re talking about DC.

So let me make this clear so that what you are about to read will make sense.

We’re on the California side of the Country.

Now that we have that established I can go on…

 

It would appear that not only is our State’s name causing  confusion out there in big old world

so is our

Joe Wilson

Our Joe Wilson is running for Superior Court Judge Position 2

here in Snohomish county in WASHINGTON STATE ( you know, the place where apples and Jimmy Hendrix come from ) and

I guess in the same way there is only one ‘Washington’ that counts, there must only be one ‘real’ Joe Wilson out there.

I’ve made that assumption because  Washington State’s Joe Wilson’s  Facebook page has been swamped with people who love or hate

Joe Wilson.

The problem is they think they are talking to the

OTHER

Joe Wilson.

 

I was talking to Washington State Joe Wilson and his wife yesterday and as we talked about his Facebook Page making the evening news I thought:

How the heck do I get on line right now so I can see this train wreck for myself?

I spent the rest of the time gleefully  imagining how bad it was going to be and then I started to worry NOTHING could live up to the things I had dreamt up.

I was SO wrong.

I found out that people went to Joe’s page and vomited all over it, not for a minute bothering to look at the Information Box on the left side of the Facebook page.

That’s the box that tells you

WHO IT IS YOU ARE TALKING TO.

 

My gosh, between nearly being blinded by the hate comments I almost went deaf from all of the flag snapping that was going on.

 

Still, it was great fun to visit Joe’s Facebook Page and continue to watch the comments come in. I just couldn’t  help myself.

It’s like when you drive by a traffic accident and think to yourself

I’m not going to look, I will not look, it’s wrong to look

and then you do.

 

 Sheriff John Lovick and Joe 'From Washington' State Wilson- that's not...but you KNEW THAT RIGHT?

Sheriff John Lovick and Joe 'From Washington' State Wilson-... that's not...but you KNEW THAT RIGHT?

Here’s the thing- most of the time people don’t pay attention to Judicial races- and they should.

So.

 If this ” Joe Wilson Incident ”  gets people to look at those races from now on that  is not a bad thing.

I just wouldn’t count on it being this much fun.

 

LINKS:

Local Judicial Candidate Joe Wilson Mistaken For Lawmaker Who Yelled “You Lie” At President

I’m Joe Wilson, But Not THAT Joe Wilson!

Joe Wilson controversy shows up in Snohomish County race

THE FACEBOOK PAGE

 

 

 

 

He Didn’t Even Wear A Cape

hypnosis eyeglasses

I am feeling so cheated right now.

I mean it, I am crushed.

I was promised by some blond woman on FAUX news that President Obama was going to use mind control on kids, that he was going to take away their free will and turn them into mindless drones ( Ha, I’ll be that had Pharmaceutical Companies scared out of their minds ).

I have never been so excited: I thought President Obama was going to pull an Amazing Kreskin…maybe even a Mandrake The Magician on us.

He did not.

He didn’t even wear a cape when he made his speech to the School Kids of  America.

Curses.

Do you hear me?

Curses FAUX News- you big old liars.

From now on stick to promoting Teabagger Parties and that crazy woman who thinks President Obama was born in a mud hut in Kenya.

You’re good at that and nobody is listening to that anyway, it’s not like they pay attention to those reports. After all,  the minute you guys say ” Tea” or “Kenya” people either turn the channel or they start  running around in front of the TV in circles and barking.

I was hoping to see a good Magic Show today.

Instead I am nursing a crushed dream- you know, the one I have always had  invovling having a Magician For President.

Thanks FAUX news….thanks a bunch- why don’t you go and pull a rabbit out of your hat. 

 

 

As The Crow Flies

So here’s the big news.

Miley Ray Cyrus is safe.

She has a stalker and he’s been caught and he is going to face Felony Charges.

OH THANK YOU GOD THE POP PRINCESS IS SAFE.

That makes one safe kid in the  world.

However, in Puyallup Washington some Middle School Kids are walking down a busy road with no sidewalks because their bus service has been cut.

Somebody made the decision that it was okay for these kids to dodge busy traffic to get to school because- wait for it.

Crows can fly the route.

Woul you let your kid walk this route in the dark to school in the dark at Six in the Morning? I'll bet Miley's Parents wouldn't
Would you let your kid walk this route in the dark to school in the dark at Six in the Morning? I’ll bet Miley’s Parents wouldn’t

That’s right kids get to play Dodge Truck  at six in the morning in the dark because it’s been decided that if a crow can navigatge this route so  can a child.

A human one.

Hey now, this crow thing may sound strange

but

at least Miley Ray Cryus is safe.

 I guess we can feel good about that.

I do wonder though- how did HER parents get that Crow to circle her head?

King Five News Story with video clip of the route  HERE

You Tell Them Jay

 
U.S. Rep. Jay Inslee, WA-01

U.S. Rep. Jay Inslee, WA-01

  “I’m not done yet,” Inslee said. “For those trying to shout me down, I won’t be intimidated.”

U.S. Rep Jay Inslee, Washington State

Edmonds Town Hall Meeting

I don’t know what the Everett Teabaggers thought they could do to knock my Congressman off his feet ( per their marching orders from the wack-jobs they take their orders from ) at his Town Hall meeting in Edmonds, Washington on Sunday- but they would have done well to remember that this is the man who voted against  going into Iraq when many DID – he also  has no problem with invoking the name of  Paul Wolfowitz in a place like, oh say a Town Hall Meeting with the infamous Teabagger and Deather and Birther and now Tenther groups in attendance  and nailing the Bush administration for the very large role they played in running the U.S. Economy into the ground was not about to be knocked off  stride by someone screeching a talking point like ” read the bill.”

Instead the ones who were knocked off stride was  this bitter little knot of Teabaggers that I recognized from Rick Larsen’s Town Hall. They were standing in the back of the room with their arms folded across their chests and they looked just as surprised as they did in Everett when they and the now infamous ‘ether’ groups were confronted and in turn shouted down by Reform Supporters.

In fact, when the Teabaggers and ” No-Crowd” were laughed at, or heckled or even hissed at when they hit a talking point- they all had that same deer caught in the headlights look on their faces.

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

I would like to take a moment to say thank you to the Main Stream Media for their one sided coverage of these meetings.

 I think the Teabaggers honestly thought they took over and ran these meetings from start to finish. They thought those news clips and sound bites were the entire meeting. Of course these clips are like a minute long and the meeting are a couple of HOURS long and you don’t need to be a rocket scientist to figure out there was a lot more going on in all of those OTHER minutes. But if Teabaggers were smart they’d have figured out Hawaii is a state by now and that people born there are U.S. Citizens.

Here’s the thing about Jay Inlsee’s meetings- those of us who actually live in his district and go meetings where he reports back on his work- know that we WILL be treated to things like facts, and numbers and more facts. So when the Teabaggers and “ether groups’ show up and make noise they miss that.

And that’s a shame, because if Jay Inslee gives you a fact or a number you can check it out- and with some small effort on your part you will find that you are not going to being directed to his personal website to find them. If you want to challange him it’s all there for you to look at and disagree with if that’s what you’re all about.

But at least it will be you doing the disagreeing and that is something that can be respected.

FYI

Nobody respects Sarah Palin or Rush Limbaugh that sad, sad figure of a man who is the leader of the Republican party-  that’s just in case you don’t know that little fact already.

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

 

So what did I take away from Jay’s Town Hall?

Well.

I learned that a Teabaggers don’t get as Teabaggy when there aren’t a bunch of news vans and truck parked out front of the meeting hall.

I also learned that they don’t scream Obama is Hitler in a room full of people who are waiting…I mean WAITING for you to open your mouth and just say it. It was obvious- one of the Talking Points the teabaggers use is to yell ‘liar’. When one person and only one had the nerve to yell that at Inslee more then a few people got to their feet turned to the person who said that and said some things I can’t print here because my nieces read my blog and I try, to not use Potty Mouth Language.

So, you may be wondering by now: why were people there? The Teabaggers know what they’re supposed to say. I’ve been to so many Health Care Reform Meetings that I could host my own by now.

Only I know for a fact that  I would be funnier and I would not be above using sock puppets, but that’s just me.

I was there for two reasons.

I was there to show my support for Health Care Reform.

I was also there to let the Teabaggers to know that President…THAT’S PRESIDENT OBAMA…is not pushing for Health Care Reform for fun- a lot, oh wait  a MAJORITY of Americans put him into office to do that.

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Now here’s my end of the meeting story:

I was walking to my car with my husband and my nephews  and some friends when someone walking behind us said something like, ” Kennedy is dead and Bryd is going down next- yep, one down one to go…”

My husband calmly asked my nephews what made people say ignornat things and my friend said something like lack of education and I turned around, stopped and made the mouth walk around me.

Because I sure as hell wasn’t going to step aside for him.

 

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

 

Pussycat Pussycat

Photo By: Alvimann

Photo By: Alvimann

Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?
I’ve been to London to visit the Queen.
Pussycat, pussycat, what did you there?
I frightened a little mouse under her chair.

So, in the past week my laptop died, my sister went in for surgery to have a lump removed from her arm (she is a breast cancer survivor ) and in Seattle they are repaving the street- which happens to be my ceiling at work.

I have been listening to pounding, jack hammers and buzzing ( God, where is that sound coming from anyway? Have the streets crews awakened some sleeping demon…Where the HELL is that sound coming from?”)

That repaving has given me a new outlook on a certain issue.

That issue happens to be torture- if you do it somebody needs to send you to jail where you should spend the rest of your days trading cigarettes for you life.

But yesterday I went to my friend’s house for an afternoon that involved Wine Spritzers, a chocolate fountain, Cockles and Clams ( freshly dug that morning ) stories about San Francisco and guys in the Navy ( ahem ).

 I also heard great stories from some newly made friends who are from the local Native Tribes in my area- and those stories were awesome. In addition, I learned that Canoe teams from Hawaii worked on and spent time here, particiaptating in events with the Tribes on all things Canoe right here in Washington State…how cool is that?

They ate seafood together, sang together and spent time on the water together.

How awesome is that?

So sorry no pictures.

Sometimes you have to make the choice, if you are behind the camera you can’t very well be in front of it too- can you?

Besides, I’m writer first and yesterday not only did I feed my brain, I fed my soul

and it was

DE-LICIOUS.

Photo By:Alvimann

Photo By:Alvimann

 

 

A Class Act All The Way

Teabagger::: Brought To You By The ""Fox News" Channel

Teabagger::: Brought To You By The ""Fox News" Channel

 

The debate that rages on: are Bloggers ‘real’ journalists?

Well.

If Fox News are considered a news source then anyone who has ever blogged is indeed a news source and this is the reason why.

How you felt pesonally about Senantor Ted Kennedy is your own busines- like him, dislike him, never understood him. But it’s hard to deny that both he and his family shaped the political landscape in this Country and that they impacted the lives of the people living here.

So how did the Fox ” News” Channel report on his death?

By giving him his own crawler and by pointing out that President- THAT’S BORN IN THE USA PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA– on their various ” News” shows  is still a socialist who wants to kill your Grandma AND War Veterans.

Fox ” News” can bury their heads up the backsides of their loyal viewers as far and as deep as they want . This time they should not bother to come back out. We don’t have to wonder if Fox News are a ‘fair and balanced news source’ anymore.

With the death of Senator Kennedy they proven to the entire world

THAT THEY ARE NOT.

mr yuck