I love Science.
I love to write Fiction.
So.
That means…
I love to make fun of Science Fiction…
actually I didn’t make this I found it at:::
Jokes
So One Day I’m Walking By This Mental Hospital….
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ’13…13….13…13.’
(Yeah, I know, you are surprised that I was on the OUTSIDE)
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the
planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting. ’14…14…14…14….’.
Spell WHAT?
What The World Needs
I’ve figured it out.
I know what would make the world a better place.
A more interesting place.
The world needs more Crab Jokes.
That’s what it needs.
a.m.
crabby humor from b3ta
That’s What I Said
Viagra was invented in the town of Merthyr Tydfil, Wales.
“Sphenopalatineganglioneuralgia” is a medical term for ailment known as “brain freeze.”
A recent study showed that as many as 16 million people alive today, about .5% of the population of Earth, are descendants of Genghis Khan.
I Consider the following to be HILARIOUS
Squirrel Wars
“And lo, God named the Zodiac…”
C.O.D: Death By Lethal Gas Prices
Older and Madder Then McCain
Steal This Youtube Clip
They’ll Get You And Your Little Pickles Too!
Max posted the most awesome expose
on the Cheezburger Cats–
at her blog
Consider Yourself Warned:
If you are one of the “Top WordPress.com Blogs Today” challenging the I Can Has Cats for a top spot…
those Blogs should be afraid….
very, very very afraid.
Just The Top 10 Facts Ma’am
Barack Obama will appear on the Late Show with David Letterman on Thursday night to read the Top 10 Surprising Things About Obama.
Here’s the list:
10. My first act as President will be to stop the fighting between Lauren and Heidi on the Hills.
9. In the Illinois primary, I accidentally voted for Kucinich.8. When I tell my kids to clean their room I finish with, “I’m Barack Obama and I approved this Message.”
7. Throughout High School I was consistently voted “Barackiest.”
6. Earlier today, I bowled a 39.
5. I have canceled all my appearances the day the Sex and the City movie opens.
4. It’s the birthplace of Fred Astaire (sorry that’s a surprising fact about Omaha).
3. We are tirelessly working to get the endorsement of Kentucky Derby favorite, Colonel John.
2. This has nothing to do with the Top Ten, but what the heck is up with Paula Abdul.
1. I have not slept since October.
Irregular Bones 