Sing It With Me Now…”Hey Sarah Palin”

October 18, 2008January 3, 2010 / Anita Marie / 1 Comment

Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2

Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska’s very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it’s true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, were through

Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me

Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies

Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin
Doesn’t mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This fucking countrys up in smoke
Oh what a joke

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)

Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn’t make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too

Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl whos raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I dont know
Where can we go

Performed by MC Howie and Julie K

I don’t know who they are or where they came from

but my guess is they are like all of us.

Only funnier.

There’s No Other Crowd He’d Rather Be Palling Around With

October 17, 2008 / Anita Marie / Leave a comment

Obama roasts McCain and it’s mmmmm, mmmmm good.

Oh, he roasts himself too.

With style…of course.

From The Al Smith Dinner

the beginning

the closing

Hokey Joke

October 5, 2008 / Anita Marie / 3 Comments

As a Mortician’s Apprentice I’ve heard all sorts of sad and tragic stories about the drama that can happen at a funeral.

Consider what happened at the services held for Larry LaPrise, the
man that wrote ‘The Hokie
Pokey’ who died peacefully at the age of 93 back in 1996.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him
into
the coffin.

They put his left leg in.

And then the
trouble
started……….

Who Will Protect Us From Putin’s Floating Head of Death?!

September 30, 2008September 30, 2008 / Anita Marie / 1 Comment

Join Caribou Barbie and her Husband and his fellow members

The Alaska Independence Party

and do your part to protect Alaska from

PUTIN’S FLOATING HEAD OF DEATH!

Remember Guys and Gals

He’s Everywhere:

and now a message from Caribou Barbie:

So Guys and Gals

Let’s all work together to

Keep Alaska Safe for Alaskans…the rest of you are just

like

you know

screwed.

Sorry.

But oh hey…here’s my Minister, maybe he can help you out the way he helped me!

Caribou Baribe

McCain’s Brain Debates Obama

September 27, 2008September 27, 2008 / Anita Marie / Leave a comment

McCain’s Brain.

Thank God it’s locked inside of a skull and that it’s not free to roam

…oh hey, it can’t…

Can It?

from Secret Sauce TV

Funtime With Caribou Barbie

September 23, 2008June 12, 2009 / Anita Marie / 7 Comments

A Joke:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.

The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.’

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.’

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain. ‘You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with:

Caribou Barbie does Youtube:

A little song:

You’ve already heard it a hundred times. Sarah Palin says she opposed the, “Bridge to Nowhere,” but as Charlie Gibson recently pointed out, she was for the Bridge before she was against it. Well, facts don’t matter in a presidential campaign, so Palin’s been repeating the story at every public appearance. She seems to have forgotten about a little invention called the video camera.

Sarah Palin Explains Why Women Should Be Forced To Bear Their Rapists’ Babies