What a story…
this is the kind of whopper you tell when you REALLY need to explain why you couldn’t do something you SWORE on your Mother’s ( who is NOT DEAD ) grave that you would do.
Enjoy
Joke
Geeze
Is Saying Amen Still PC?
So.
God.
How’s everything little thing with you?
Me?
Well… in case you haven’t noticed I haven’t been talking to you much lately.
That’s because I’ve been really busy enjoying the Train Wreck that is the world of American Politics
We’re getting close to a ” Lord Of The Flies “ type situation down here so I am totally into the entire experience. I’m just waiting for the tribes to attack each other.
I’m just wondering if in the end people like me will be relevant anymore.
According to the hate mail I’ve gotten recently the answer is
‘no’.
Some of my ‘enlightened sisters’ are really really mad because I’ve joined another tribe and they’re getting ready to cut my head off and stick it on a pole and run it up and down the streets of Ohio.
Anyway….
When I’m not all wrapped up in this new Reality Show
Called
Hills And Barry
( ahem )
I’m amusing myself with dumb stuff on the Internet like:
Games
My favorite are the Holiday Hangman Series.
They’re up to
I can’t wait for Easter.
I’m expecting Great Things from these guys.
After that I look for cool pictures to send to my friends and family.
Of course they never acknowledge getting them so I’m not sure if they’re appreciated. I figure I’ll just keep sending them until they start screaming stop like little babies :
photo
Shamelessly Hijacked from b3ta
Oh and I listen to cool music like this:
And sometimes I find these stories where what’s between the lines
is much more interesting than what’s actually on them.
The ultimate burn you gesture is in this story.
PS.
Don’t ask me about the TV show mentioned in the story- it’s about Vampires.
I hate Vampire stories- I never watch them on TV and I never read them.
They Suck.
Ha ha ha.
Well God Oh Mighty.
While I can still say it
ahhmennnn.
ps
Just Wondering God:
if things change will I have to say
OHWIMEN????
HEY! FOX U!
God, I Have A Question
What do you think….
Is this a nice invitation ( option 1) or is it more like one of those notes
your teacher sent home to your Mom safety pinned to your jacket ( option 2 ) ?
I’m going for option 2
Once Upon A Time…
For real I just love good stories with LOTS of pictures
so
I think this is brilliant.
Hijacked from: b3ta
To My Friend
1. When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused — I will use little words.
7. When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. ‘Why?’ you may ask? ‘because you are my friend’.
The Return of God Chat
Oh Hi God!
Guess what me and my friend Max did…
go on guess.
No GUESS.
And none of that knows all sees all stuff.
You have to guess.
Okay- fine be that way, just click the pic
and ye shall know the truth.
Does Somebody Need A Hug?
I was going to post this for Valentines Day.
But after a few phone calls from some friends and family members
who were not
AMUSED
( the word they were using was way more harsh )
by the game
Click The Color And Not The Word
Okay
I have to stop here…
To be perfectly honest
what they said was that if the weather keeps acting psycho they’re going to tie me up and float me away on the first iceberg ( at this rate I have no doubt one will be passing by soon ) to make it to our Coast for sending them to this game…
and trust me-
the people in my life will make good on this and if they have to they will drag it down here with their bare hands if one promising berg floats close by.
SO
I decided everyone needs a hug.
I won’t be mean anymore….
Click the Gargoyle.
It won’t hurt.
Much.
Irregular Bones 