It’s True On So Many Levels

It’s funny because it’s true.

Oh.

I’m a Hello Kitty Fan.

Really.

::Visit Hello Kitty HERE:::

and while you’re feeding your mind the equivalent of a Super Sized Meal at McDonalds ( thank you Baby Jesus for those )

you might as well go HERE too.

a.mm

Oh. That Explains It

 

Once, when my kids were small they insisted on making their presence known

when I was working on a story.

I looked up and I remember my eyes got really narrow and I sort of

growled

” go to bed. “

It was like 4:30 in the afternoon.

But they did it.

I thought I sounded weird

but I never thought about the expression I must have had on my face.

Hmmm….I wonder

 

 

 

Yay For Science Fiction!

I love Science.

I love to write Fiction.

So.

That means…

I love to make fun of Science Fiction…



actually I didn’t make this I found it at:::

b3ta

So One Day I’m Walking By This Mental Hospital….

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ’13…13….13…13.’

(Yeah, I know, you are surprised that I was on the OUTSIDE)

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the
planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting. ’14…14…14…14….’.

What The World Needs

I’ve figured it out.

I know what would make the world a better place.

A more interesting place.

The world needs more Crab Jokes.

That’s what it needs.

a.m.

 

 

 

crabby humor from b3ta

That’s What I Said

 

Viagra was invented in the town of Merthyr Tydfil, Wales.

“Sphenopalatineganglioneuralgia” is a medical term for ailment known as “brain freeze.”

A recent study showed that as many as 16 million people alive today, about .5% of the population of Earth, are descendants of Genghis Khan.

I Consider the following to be HILARIOUS

Squirrel Wars

 “And lo, God named the Zodiac…”