The days of American Babies whining for what they believe is theirs
is coming to an end.
John McInsane is going to see to that.
Humour
La Ti Dah Ti Dah….
Spell WHAT?
Meltdown in 5-4-3…..
Saw part of The DNC Rules and Bylaws Committee on TV….heard Harold Ickes speak…must save myself…must distract myself before brain cells escape through my nose….David Tennant ….Must Distract Myself with a cheesy David Tennant Video….last hope before meltdown commences in 5-4………
Blame It On Pam
This is NOT a terrorist.
This is a cook from the Food Network.
Following me so far?
This is a Terrorist
His name is Osama Bin Laden.
Keep up here-
Food Network Cook Rachael Ray:
Terrorist.
Here is the idiot and the idiot post that started this conversation
which I feel a need to address
instead of doing my traditional Friday Fun Post about David Tennant:
The controversial ad, which appeared earlier this month on the doughnut chain’s Web site to promote its iced coffee, came under fire nearly two weeks ago when blogger Pam Geller posted it under the headline “Rachel [sic] Ray: Dunkin Donuts Jihad Tool.”
“Have you seen Rachel [sic] Ray wearing the icon of Yasser Arafatbastard and the bloody Islamic jihad,” Geller wrote. “This is part of the cultural jihad..”
Pam this is NOT Cultural Jihad
The only act of terrorism I see here is YOU blowing David Tennant Day
at Irregular Bones
straight to Hell.
…you tool Pam
Look
shut the Hell up and don’t do this to Irregular Bones Again.
Now I have to go to Dunkin Donuts and buy lots and lots of donuts and then I’m going to say Rachael sent me.
Guess what I’ll be wearing when I do…
go on GUESS.
Fight! For Kisses!
:: I found this at Ke Cute blog
What The World Needs
I’ve figured it out.
I know what would make the world a better place.
A more interesting place.
The world needs more Crab Jokes.
That’s what it needs.
a.m.
crabby humor from b3ta
Questions to Ponder
So many stupid questions, so little time. Just in case you DO have the time, here are a few questions you might take the time to ponder.
Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why isn’t 11 pronounced “onety-one”?
You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can’t you be simply whelmed?
Shouldn’t the opposite of shut up be shut down?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
How come there aren’t B batteries?
If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards, would he end up owing you money?
Why is the word for “a fear of long words,” hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?
How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
How do you remove a club soda stain?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated?
Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?
Older and Madder Then McCain
Who Are You Again?
I sent this to my Mom.
She called and said:
” Oh…I forgot I had two daughters- I haven’t heard from you for so long. I remember though- you’re my not funny girl”
ahem.
Irregular Bones 