Once, when my kids were small they insisted on making their presence known
when I was working on a story.
I looked up and I remember my eyes got really narrow and I sort of
growled
” go to bed. “
It was like 4:30 in the afternoon.
But they did it.
I thought I sounded weird
but I never thought about the expression I must have had on my face.
Hmmm….I wonder
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
You can spend all day dancing around the John McCain Issues- like is he a crook, is his wife a thief and a drug addict is he nuts or not?
Well here’s a point that McCain Supporters and Sane People alike can agree on.
John McCain has the Mother of All Potty Mouths…
It was a bad day.
It was one of those I feel invisible days.
It was one of those ” if I got sucked up into an alien space ship from Mars or burst into flames I’ll bet no one would notice” kind of days.
You know.
It has been one THOSE days.
So when I come home from work in a worse then usual mood I smell something coming from the hallway that goes into my bedroom and there I find
a bird wing
the hind quarters of something – don’t ask me what it was
a little pile of guts
And
sitting there purring his little heart out is my psycho cat
Blitzer.
He’s purring so loud his body is shaking and then he meows and climbs up my leg to my shoulder.
You know it is true…the little things that we do for each other counts for a lot.
Even if those little things attracts flies.
From Drug Addiction to theft Cindy ” McInsane ” McCain Wife of Keating Five Member and Republican Presumptive Nominee John ” McInsane ” McCain has once again been accused of recipe theft.
” It wasn’t my fault ” said the former Addict in her kitchen to this reporter, ” I told my kitchen help to please FAX the recipes that I do enjoy making for my family to the journalist that I was working with and the cookie one was the only one written in English. All the rest were written in Spanish. “
In a totally unrelated incident yesterday, every single Mexican in the state of Arizona was deported ( story on next page )
I love Science.
I love to write Fiction.
So.
That means…
I love to make fun of Science Fiction…
actually I didn’t make this I found it at:::
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ’13…13….13…13.’
(Yeah, I know, you are surprised that I was on the OUTSIDE)
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the
planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting. ’14…14…14…14….’.
So.
In Colorado these two robbers wore panties ( well…Thongs to be precise ) over their faces ( well noses I guess ) in an attempt to disguise themselves during an armed robbery.
Hey, I’m surprised that a guy who would wear a panty on his face would carry a gun during an armed robbery…if I had to put a weapon into the hand of a Panty Bandit it would be one of those fake Lasar Blasters or Rifle Blasters that they use Battlestar Galactica.
But you know.
it is a brilliant plan.
( The Thong part )
If a guy was wearing a thong on his face while robbing you well…come one could you ID him?
Didn’t think so.
a.m.
Surveillance video shows two robbers wearing thongs for masks.
Story
Irregular Bones 