‘So you’re not worried that she ( Sarah Palin ) is a heartbeat away from being President and 12 years away from being a Great Grandmother?’
Humour
The Ballad of Sarah Palin
Say what you want about her Politics
but Sarah Palin is pure comedy gold.
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USA! USA! USA!
:::Shamelessy Hijacked from THE BRUCE BLOG:::
One Voice, One Vote, One Finger
A message has come out of the DNC in Denver…it’s one we can rally around…and that message is:
F$!@# Fox News!
fyi the guy running to the barricade is a FAUX SPEWS reporter.
c.a.d.
your friend in Denver.
U.S. President Takes The Bronze In Hinney Slap
He aimed for her butt and missed…
God.
Can’t that man do anything right?
Don’t Cliff Me John! Don’t Cliff Me !
So after a long day at work I get home and there’s a message on my machine.
It’s from my friend.
He says three words.
” More David Tennant “
Oh and if you can actually hear the click as someone angrily punches their hang up button
it’s was four words.
Let me tell you
my friends had better appreciate me
because if I were to get pulled up into a spaceship they would be absolutely friendless.
Think about it you whinners…and this is for you!
Fun Stuff From Pualani K.
God You’re Mean
Pearl collects the rent…and a maybe a body part or two as well…you’ll have to watch it and see for yourself
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Space Boogers and Donuts
There are two news sites that I visit every single day-
One is “ Odd News ” from the Associated Press- once I found a story there about some Cops in Iowa that chased a stolen Donut truck– the chase ended when the Police Car collided with the donut truck and I believe that guns were involved.
Oh and the same thing happened in Wisconsin- and if you watch the tape you can see donuts bouncing out of the truck and onto the road
I love stories like that.
The other site I visit after getting my odd news is Space.Com
You can learn the most amazing things at that site- I’m into space bacteria because well…because it gross- so anyway, I was thrilled to death to learn today that there could be microbial life on Venus ( well, in the clouds ) that could float to Earth on Solar Winds( no there isn’t any wind in space- this is more like Sun Spew…and if that doesn’t make you want to find out what Solar Winds are then nothing will)
That means that life on Earth could get wiped out by Venusian boogers that were carried to the Earth on Sun Chunks.
Like I said.
The must see news Sites:
and
Irregular Bones 