So today I heard that Caribou Barbie cancelled her upcoming appearance at a fundraiser here in Washington State.

Well.

Thanks for making the days a little less exciting, a little drabber- thanks for NOTHING Caribou Barbie.

You could have brought joy and excitement to the people of Washington State-

 we could have organized rallies and invited young people who can’t afford to go to College and working Moms and Single Dads and all of  people who are losing their homes to show up and wave signs around with your name on it to tell us what they think you could do bring to the Country- should God forbid- anything happen to John McInsanity McCain.

We even could have held fundraisers like bake sales where the main prize at the Silent Auction could have been a giant cake that looks like a Bridge and little cupcakes under it shaped like the Exxon Valdez.

And as a way to involve everyone across the state we could have held a series of charity Hockey games ( and not told the people who actually owned the Ice Rinks we were showing up…sort of like what you did with that sports center in Wasilla )  and everyone who played- even the guys- could have worn lipstick and helmets shaped like dogs heads.

The highlight of your visit could have been your entrance.

For your grand entrance we could have had little kids a dressed up like Polar Bears and three legged wolves running around screaming, ” The Mavericks are Coming, The Mavericks are Coming! ” as you raced your way down the street after them on a Snowmachine while wearing an Alaskan Independence Party  T-Shirt and your husband’s name written on your forhead in red sharpie pen.

Those are such great ideas Caribou Barbie, it’s a shame that we can’t….

hey

you know what?

We could do these things without you.

Yes.

!Yes We Can!