Ah magical Chariots of Fire theme, such is your
power you can lend dignity to anything. Even
cats falling on their arses on a
highly-polished floor.
Even that.
Humour
An American Writer’s Prayer
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Dear Sweet Baby Jesus….
Hear My Prayer….
I need a break from Politics…I need my life back…I miss writing fluff pieces about David Tennant and telling unfunny jokes, I miss writing stories about head hunters and cannibals and what it’s like to bury someone alive ( oh yeah, I actually write stories at my other blog) and having convos about gummy bears and exploding pigeons.
Just needed to say that.
Thanks for listening.
Now
I’m going to ask that everyone join me in singing my most favorite song EVER….
Um.
I’ve included it here in my prayers because I thank God it was written every time I hear it.
It makes me feel hopeful…and happy.
Plus it makes Margaritas taste WAY better.
Amen.
Its cold outside,
There’s no kind of atmosphere,
I’m all alone,
More or less.
Let me fly,
Far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.
I want to lie,
Shipwrecked and comotoase,
Drinking fresh,
Mango juice,
Goldfish shoals,
Nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.
I Can Has LOL Cats pic
For the Old Anita Marie, who seems to have lost her of humor…and would really like to find it soon.
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Who Will Protect Us From Putin’s Floating Head of Death?!
Join Caribou Barbie and her Husband and his fellow members
of
and do your part to protect Alaska from
PUTIN’S FLOATING HEAD OF DEATH!
Remember Guys and Gals
He’s Everywhere:
and now a message from Caribou Barbie:
So Guys and Gals
Let’s all work together to
Keep Alaska Safe for Alaskans…the rest of you are just
like
you know
screwed.
Sorry.
But oh hey…here’s my Minister, maybe he can help you out the way he helped me!
Caribou Baribe
Caribou Barbie Quote Generator Fun!
Why sit around and wait for Caribou Barbie to say something idiotic when you can now generate your very own Caribou Barbie Quotes at
The Sarah Palin Quick Quote Generator
Generate Gems Like:
It has been overwhelming to me that confirmation of whether that is part of the solution or not proving that he can work both sides of the aisle.
and
As Putin rears his head being the beacon of light and we’ve got to remember what the desire is in this nation at this time.
Well.
That was fun.
!Enjoy it and pass it on!
The Lament Of Sarah Palin
From the amazing Ronnie Ray Jenkins…this is
The Official Caribou Barbie Song…
meant to be sung out loud and shared as often as possible.
a.m.
from Ronnie Ray Jenkins site HERE –
I never was a fan of politicians, and now, I’m even less of one. So, I felt rather “patriotic,” and decided to perform a song for all of my readers. Enjoy it, sing it, send it around, and this time around, I’m hoping people “think” before they vote.
The Ballad of Caribou Barbie
There’s something fishy in the mackerel sky–in the land of the midnight sun.
There’s a woman running loose wearing designer glasses, and touting a mighty big gun.
Now that much don’t scare me, or worry me none,
I don’t even care that she’s talking in tongue.
Say oily-oily –doo, dilly-dangle-diddy-wah
oily-oily-doo-dilly-arbee
She put a town in debt- in her short time as Mayor, and her name is Caribou Barbie.
She piles her hair high on her head and uses a bearskin to cover her bed
She claims to be an expert in foreign relations, cause she can see Russia from the window in her kitchen.
Say-oily-oily-doo-dilly-dangle-diddy wah
Oily-oily-doo-dilly arbee
Her hubby’s some dude, but his name isn’t Ken
Even though she’s Caribou Barbie
She tells the folks, she’s a decisive kind of gal,
And it makes me think of Bush, the “Decider”
Now, I’ve been around the block, and I’m nobody’s fool,
But I’m scratching my head wonderin
Why she went to six schools.
Sing Oily-Oily doo dilly-dangle diddy wah
Oily-oily-doo-dilly arbee
Four more years would be McBush again, along side Mc Caribou Barbie.
She might be a hockey mom to some, the leader of the PTA to others,
She might be a lipstick wearing pit bull to many
But taking a close look, she’s a lipstick wearing Cheney.
Sing, oily-oily doo,
Dilly-dangle-diddy wah,
Oily-oily-doo- dilly arbee
So, ends the saga it’s short and it’s sweet, like the career of Caribou Barbie.
Repeat Chorus.
Katie, I’d Like To Use One Of My Life Lines
Tina Fey expandedon Sarah Palin’s Couric Interview questions on SNL last night.
Here’s the deal, this skit is a wonderful example of ” It’s funny because it’s true “.
Now if you’ll forgive I’m going to do something to fight off the headache that I got in my eye after I realized how ‘true’ this skit is.
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McCain’s Brain Debates Obama
McCain’s Brain.
Thank God it’s locked inside of a skull and that it’s not free to roam
…oh hey, it can’t…
Can It?
The Ex-Beauty Queen’s Got A Gun!
This is a song about Sarah ” Caribou Barbie ” Palin.
This song totally pales in comparison to the news that Caribou Barbie was blessed by a Witch Hunter, but it’s a nifty tune all the same and deserves lots of attention
So give it up for:
The Ex-Beauty Queen’s Got a Gun
by
Enjoy!
Funtime With Caribou Barbie
A Joke:
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.
The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.’
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.’
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain. ‘You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with:
Caribou Barbie does Youtube:
A little song:
You’ve already heard it a hundred times. Sarah Palin says she opposed the, “Bridge to Nowhere,” but as Charlie Gibson recently pointed out, she was for the Bridge before she was against it. Well, facts don’t matter in a presidential campaign, so Palin’s been repeating the story at every public appearance. She seems to have forgotten about a little invention called the video camera.
Sarah Palin Explains Why Women Should Be Forced To Bear Their Rapists’ Babies
Picture of the Day:
McCain’s Brain on The View
The beauty of it is this:
One of these days Caribou Barbie’s running mate John ( No Change ) McCain is going to open his mouth and he’s going to say what he really thinks.
At that point I’m willing to bet that on the day that happens we will never see another Republican in a position of authority again.
Until then
we will just have to let my heroes at Secret Sauce paint draw us a picture
and tell us the story
about what goes on inside of
McCains’s Brain.
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