Guess what I’m going to do this weekend?
I’m gonna Go To Hell ,
Slaughter some Demons
and Deal with the Devil
Then when I’m done doing my Political Work
I’m going to write some of my Macabre stories and work on my book.
Come On People
It’s Aloha Friday….
have some FUN
These were my top three stories on this blog for the month of June:
#1
My Bruce Campbell Tribute– okay makes sense- the concensus around I.B. is that Bruce is Cool.
#2
A story I wrote about me and how when I was a kid I planned to have pet wolves and fly spaceships when I grew up- okay that was amusing read, especially if you’ve been drinking.
#3
And then there was this one.. Exploding Birds– guys explain that one to me… Exploding Birds.
Gee Whiz.
So
Here’s A Little Something
for
the few of you
who been enjoying yourselves
an awful lot
in the comment section
and
with those Exploding Birds
amm
Do you realize you can live a life time in Five Minutes?
Random thoughts are like that.
Here are a few of mine:
Once I went to a Funeral where there was a lot of snickering going on around me
and to this day I still don’t know what was so funny.
But I’ve spent time wondering about it.
Wouldn’t it be cool if Frankenstein was real?
I’ll bet he’d be a Plastic Surgeon.
I wonder what would happen if
he had a nervous breakdown one day at work?
I’m going to start a movement
I’m going to start a Movie Boycott
I’m going to tell people not
to go to the movies.
I’m going to tell them
to buy DVD’s instead.
USED
ones.
You should all be supporting Independant Films Anyway.
If I could choose the next
President Of The United States
I’d choose
from
the
Hellraiser Movies
Too Bad he’s not real.
I’d do it….I really would.
In Five Minutes I Built A Universe.
Awesome.
amm
I’m always getting links to stories that people think I will find ” amusing ” and sometimes people just write me and say, point blank, without the pretense of asking what I think about something they found on the net
” I’ve just heard something really weird Anita, is it true? “
Here are a few of those stories and questions and my answers
amm
According to their objective this site is:
A web page that (could) offers itself as a meeting place for exorcists and which could present professional doctors with a place for discussion and information exchange about the theme.
They also go on to say :
If you believe you are suffering from some kind of extraordinary demonic phenomenon, you should get in touch with the bishop’s office of the diocese you belong to. They will put you in contact with the specialist in this matter for the diocese, or they will indicate the nearest specialist in a neighboring diocese.
So what do I think?
If you believe in an Immortal Soul and you think it’s in danger I don’t think I’d trust GOOGLE to help me find a way to protect it- that’s what I think.
Did Vikings Discover America before Columbus?
I call these stories The Redneck’s Wet Dream- look the Native Americans discovered America deal with it already. I don’t know why I keep getting these- maybe it’s because I’ve openly supported people who believe in UFO’s.
SOME people may think I’m a pushover for a good story.
But this Viking Vs Columbus story?
I’ve heard better.
I get a billion of these a month- mainly from people who want to know what the history is behind certain stories.
I get this one a lot- I figure it’s because I’m Filipina:
You shouldn’t Throw rice at weddings because when birds eat it it swells in their stomachs and causes hemorrhaging. This is why people started using birdseed instead.
Unless those birds have stomachs that are full of boiling water I’d say it’s safe for them to eat uncooked rice….jeeze you guys.
Use a little common sense sometimes-
NB DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND I HAVE PROVIDED THIS
EVIDENCE IN THE EXPLODING PIGEONS DEBATE
Is it true that after you die your hair and nails continue to grow?
The thing of it is when you die- and I mean the minute it happens -your body begins the process of decomposing.
So nothing is going to grow.
Sorry.
If I get a billion questions about Urban Legends then I must get a billion and one questions about ” Real Vampires “ .
As in, are they for real?
I think that some people really do believe they’re Vampires and if that’s the case I’m willing to accept that- but that entire mindset escapes me.
If I could choose to be any sort of ‘super being’ I’d want to be Iman.
So there you have it, these are the bits of reality
that people share with me
every single day.
Pretty nifty, isn’t it?
amm
Irregular Bones 
