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McCain’s Brain Concedes!
Do you know what I’m going to miss the most about John McCain and Sarah Palin?
Yes
there are some things I’m going to miss like:::
the nights I would stare at my ceiling or off into space and wonder what life would be like without Caribou Barbie Jokes and Stories
and of course
things like
those great episodes of McCain’s Brain:::
This one is called McCain’s Brain Concedes
Thank God for LINKS like these- just in case you start missing things like
My Favorite McCain’s Brain Episode
McCain’s Brain #4: The Second Debate
visit
and meet the people who brought you
McCain’s Brain!
A Trick Or Treat Question
| What kind of Halloween Candy Are You?
I Am Candy Corn |
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Your Halloween personality is whimsical, colorful, and creative.
Each year, Halloween can’t start soon enough for you.
You tend to go all out for Halloween.
You decorate like crazy and always dress up.
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What If Evita Sang Sarah Palin?
Singing Hockey Mom and Piano playing Moose singing out against Caribou Barbie
…don’t speak for me Sarah Palin!
The truth is I do not like you
What if McCain were chief and then he died ah?
You’d be more scary
then al-Qaeda
Elvira For President
Oh NOES!
Meet Joe What’s His Name
Joe The Plumber?
Joe Six Pack?
Being a Joe is now cool.
Well.
I declare today until election day
” Name Yourself Joe Day.”
Okay.
I’ll start it off with my new name.
I am going to call myself…
JOE MAMA
Wow, that was fun.
I’ll be darned if Caribou Barbie and Johnny McInsane aren’t
doing something productive for our Country after all!
moar funny pictures
Sing It With Me Now…”Hey Sarah Palin”
Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2
Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska’s very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it’s true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, were through
Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me
Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies
Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin
Doesn’t mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This fucking countrys up in smoke
Oh what a joke
Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)
Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn’t make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too
Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl whos raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I dont know
Where can we go
Performed by MC Howie and Julie K
I don’t know who they are or where they came from
but my guess is they are like all of us.
Only funnier.
There’s No Other Crowd He’d Rather Be Palling Around With
Obama roasts McCain and it’s mmmmm, mmmmm good.
Oh, he roasts himself too.
With style…of course.
From The Al Smith Dinner
the beginning
the closing
Hokey Joke
As a Mortician’s Apprentice I’ve heard all sorts of sad and tragic stories about the drama that can happen at a funeral.
Consider what happened at the services held for Larry LaPrise, the
man that wrote ‘The Hokie
Pokey’ who died peacefully at the age of 93 back in 1996.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him
into
the coffin.
They put his left leg in.
And then the
trouble
started……….
Irregular Bones 
