I have to go to this dinner event.
I dread them because I never manage to wear the right thing ( when I can manage that I sure as heck will let you know ) and I’m not sure if that weird look I’m getting is because of my lucky bracelet ( it has all these little tiny bone and skeleton charms on it )or if it’s because someone has read something I’ve written.
So I’m taking this happy thought with me….
enjoy.
What do you think….
Is this a nice invitation ( option 1) or is it more like one of those notes
your teacher sent home to your Mom safety pinned to your jacket ( option 2 ) ?
I’m going for option 2
Okay God.
I was going through the WordPress News Departments Page and what did I see?
A Post that said you sent out Valentine Cards.
Say What?
You and me…let’s back up here so I can say that again.
YOU SENT OUT VALENTINE CARDS?!
All I know is
I DIDN’T GET ONE
Don’t blame it on Communists or ” Educrats “… BANNING THEM.
Admit it.
YOU FORGOT ME
Wait till the next Holiday….
You are SO deleted from my list.
For real I just love good stories with LOTS of pictures
so
I think this is brilliant.
Hijacked from: b3ta
1. When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused — I will use little words.
7. When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. ‘Why?’ you may ask? ‘because you are my friend’.
Oh Hi God!
Guess what me and my friend Max did…
go on guess.
No GUESS.
And none of that knows all sees all stuff.
You have to guess.
Okay- fine be that way, just click the pic
and ye shall know the truth.
I’m on my way to Super Tuesday…
Here’s a Shiny Toy for you to play with while I’m sitting in front of my TV throwing microwave popcorn at the TV screen as the Poll results come back in and making good use of all those curse words I learned in my foreign language classes back in high-school.
So.
If you’re going to be out in the blogosphere looking for a place to get some news about Super Tuesday this ain’t the place to do it.
I would suggest that if you want information about what’s going on you visit Air America HERE or you could go to BBC and of course if you’re in one of the Super States you should stick with your own local news sources because CNN and FOX sux the big one.
If you can catch Keith Olbermann I would say do it, otherwise bag MSNBC too. I don’t know what the heck those guys hope to accomplish by the end of a news-day and I don’t think they do either.
So think of me out here in Washington State scarfing back PEZ and hoping we Americans can do something else besides produce suxy Reality TV shows and monster sized SUV’s.
Do you know what?
No fooling.
See You Wednesday.
amm
Irregular Bones 