Go ahead.
Tell me it isn’t true.
map from b3ta.com
Humour
Is Saying Amen Still PC?
So.
God.
How’s everything little thing with you?
Me?
Well… in case you haven’t noticed I haven’t been talking to you much lately.
That’s because I’ve been really busy enjoying the Train Wreck that is the world of American Politics
We’re getting close to a ” Lord Of The Flies “ type situation down here so I am totally into the entire experience. I’m just waiting for the tribes to attack each other.
I’m just wondering if in the end people like me will be relevant anymore.
According to the hate mail I’ve gotten recently the answer is
‘no’.
Some of my ‘enlightened sisters’ are really really mad because I’ve joined another tribe and they’re getting ready to cut my head off and stick it on a pole and run it up and down the streets of Ohio.
Anyway….
When I’m not all wrapped up in this new Reality Show
Called
Hills And Barry
( ahem )
I’m amusing myself with dumb stuff on the Internet like:
Games
My favorite are the Holiday Hangman Series.
They’re up to
I can’t wait for Easter.
I’m expecting Great Things from these guys.
After that I look for cool pictures to send to my friends and family.
Of course they never acknowledge getting them so I’m not sure if they’re appreciated. I figure I’ll just keep sending them until they start screaming stop like little babies :
photo
Shamelessly Hijacked from b3ta
Oh and I listen to cool music like this:
And sometimes I find these stories where what’s between the lines
is much more interesting than what’s actually on them.
The ultimate burn you gesture is in this story.
PS.
Don’t ask me about the TV show mentioned in the story- it’s about Vampires.
I hate Vampire stories- I never watch them on TV and I never read them.
They Suck.
Ha ha ha.
Well God Oh Mighty.
While I can still say it
ahhmennnn.
ps
Just Wondering God:
if things change will I have to say
OHWIMEN????
Political Pointers From The Bones
I do a lot and I mean A LOT of Political work- it sort of consumes every freaking spare minute of my life- and I have learned that unless you keep things uncomplicated in this process you will wake up one day and find you have aged over overnight and are now friendless.
So here are a few pointers I keep in mind in order to keep things simple.
Pointer #1
DO NOT TALK SMACK ABOUT THE OTHER SIDE.
Got it?
Don’t do it!
Nobody likes a whinny little b*&^ and the minute you go there I promise you will convert nobody- and that’s what you want- as many people on your side as possible.
That business about destroying the other side? Oh sure, that’s going to be great when you need- and trust me you WILL need their support later.
Pointer #2
If your team is ahead it’s time to act gracious and thank those lucky stars for being where you are because at any minute those stars could turn into flaming meteors and end up crashing into a cow pasture somewhere.
Pointer #3
The Media is not your friend.
Look.
The people in my life who should know that the media aren’t really doing news but STORIES are all writers. Yeah, I’m lost on that too because writers know that in a story you have to have a beginning a middle and an end. You need Villains and Heroes and all that stuff and if you want specifics buy yourself one of those ‘how to’ books about writing.
Oh, this is a good example.
Remember in the movie Jaws?
One guy says that all sharks do is swim around, eat and make baby sharks.
Well, all the media does is tell swim around, eat and try to find a story you’ll buy.
It really is as simple as that.
Those are my pointers.
So.
Be Civil.
If you’re the one doing all the talking you’re probably not listening and if you find yourself TELLING someone to support your candidate instead of ASKING you need to chill out.
That’s it.
See you at the Ballot Box
amm
Sing It Again Sam
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC( Now there’s a BIG surprise! )
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Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. |
Back in black
I hit the sack
I’ve been too long I’m glad to be back
Yes, I’m let loose
From the noose
That’s kept me hanging about
I’ve been looking at the sky
‘Cause it’s gettin’ me high
Forget the hearst ’cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat eyes
Abusin’ every one of them and running wild
I hit the sack
I’ve been too long I’m glad to be back
Yes, I’m let loose
From the noose
That’s kept me hanging about
I’ve been looking at the sky
‘Cause it’s gettin’ me high
Forget the hearst ’cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat eyes
Abusin’ every one of them and running wild
CHORUS:
‘Cause I’m back
Yes, I’m back
Well, I’m back
Yes, I’m back
Well, I’m back, back
(Well) I’m back in black
Yes, I’m back in black
hey hey hey hey hey
Back in the back
Of a Cadillac
‘Cause I’m back
Yes, I’m back
Well, I’m back
Yes, I’m back
Well, I’m back, back
(Well) I’m back in black
Yes, I’m back in black
hey hey hey hey hey
Back in the back
Of a Cadillac
Number one with a bullet, I’m a power pack
Yes, I’m in a band
With a gang
They’ve got to catch me if they want me to hang
Cause I’m back on the track
And I’m beatin’ the flak
Nobody’s gonna get me on another rap
Don’t look at me now you fuckhole,
I’m just makin’ my bed
Don’t try to push your luck, just get out of my way
Yes, I’m in a band
With a gang
They’ve got to catch me if they want me to hang
Cause I’m back on the track
And I’m beatin’ the flak
Nobody’s gonna get me on another rap
Don’t look at me now you fuckhole,
I’m just makin’ my bed
Don’t try to push your luck, just get out of my way
CHORUS
well, I’m back, Yes I’m back
Well, I’m back, Yes I’m back
Well, I’m back
Well I’m back in black
Yes I’m back in black
hooo yeah
Ohh yeah
Yes I am
Oooh yeah, yeah Oh yeah
Back in now
Well I’m back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back
Back in black
Yes I’m back in black
Out of the sac!
well, I’m back, Yes I’m back
Well, I’m back, Yes I’m back
Well, I’m back
Well I’m back in black
Yes I’m back in black
hooo yeah
Ohh yeah
Yes I am
Oooh yeah, yeah Oh yeah
Back in now
Well I’m back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back, I’m back
Back
Back in black
Yes I’m back in black
Out of the sac!
HEY! FOX U!
Change
I Am So Wild
You Are the Ace of Clubs |
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WHOO HOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You like to push limits and shock people. You’re dramatic, but a drama queen. Your life has been a wild ride so far. You have stories that people can barely believe. And you’re probably still young… with a lot of wild rides in front of you. A gamble you should take: High stakes roulette Your friends would describe you as: Crazy Your enemies would describe you as: Demented If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A high roller |
shamelessly hijacked from Max’s Blog
A Mental Health Break
I like to keep it simple
when it comes to talking about politics and how it impacts my life.
So here it goes:
I like Obama.
I’m supporting Obama.
I also have a sense of humor….at least that’s what I think because people sure do spend a lot of time snickering when I talk
With that being said- here are some LOL Obama Cats.
thank you for the heads-up Kitty!
Lator Gators
moar funny pictures
Some Days
If you could send this to anyone
who would it be and why?
And you can’t say me because my family has beat you all to it.
So THERE.
Stephanie Miller Show – Naughty Nurses Controversy Pt 1&2
This is for my friend Nurse Myra at The Gimcrack Hospital…she’s going to love this.
amm
pt 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCKaVZ_bGPk
pt2
Irregular Bones 
