No No No

This is Dawn Wells.
She played ” Mary Anne ” on Gilligan’s Island-
Yep.
Mary Ann was driving home with her friend Mary Jane and the rest is Celebrity Photo Mug Shot History.
But here’s the part that gets to me…she’s 69, I can’t imagine getting a call from my Mom or Grandmother and having them  say, ” I’m in jail and you have to bail me out…”
” Grandma! ” I would cry ” WTF happened! ”
( in real life I’d never use the eff word to either of my Grandmothers-deal with it )
” Well honey, they’re charging me with possession.”
Oh Wow.
I can’t even imagine what would happen next….my brain just shut down.

Incoming!

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In her Iowa stump speech, Clinton also said, “We used to say in the White House that if a place is too dangerous, too small or too poor, send the First Lady.”

Sinbad, along with singer Sheryl Crow, was on that 1996 trip to Bosnia that Clinton has described as a harrowing international experience that makes her tested and ready to answer a 3 a.m. phone call at the White House on day one, a claim for which she’s taking much grief on the campaign trail.

Sheryl Crow and Hillary

Say what? As Sinbad put it: “What kind of president would say, ‘Hey, man, I can’t go ’cause I might get shot so I’m going to send my wife…oh, and take a guitar player and a comedian with you.'”

Um…the one who will be answering the phone at 3am if Hillary becomes President?

Snark.

An Open Letter To Barack Obama

I think this is funny.

Some people think it’s scary.

I posted  this video at my other blog and was invited to go F$#@! myself

oh and there was  comment about me and fire and the Devil eating my guts for dinner.

I’m surprised…as a nation we have gone from thinking anything that Paris ” doesn’t wear underwear so she’ll get in the press ” Hilton does is news to wishing death on people who don’t agree with us politically.

I’m not sure which is worse.

Anyways…enjoy the letter.

Save The LOL Cats! Save The LOL Cats!

Humorous Pictures

What the heck kind of world are we LIVING in?

The LOL Cats are in third place at WordPress.

Believe it or not

the Cats have been bested by a News Blog and a blog about what White People like.

Are you kidding me???!!!!!

This can’t be happening….it’s not right- the world must be set right before the very fabric of time and space is torn to shreds.

So go over to LOL Cats  ( I can has cheeseburger )and show your love

before moments like this are gone forever:

NOW GO…

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NOW NOW NOW!

She’d Like To Teach The World To Sing…

Hillary in Ireland (Getty Images)

Former First Lady Hillary Clinton brought Peace To
Northern Ireland.

which was a surprise to the Nobel Prize winner Lord Trimble of Lisnagarvey, Former First Minister of the Province who actually participated in the process…

but my point IS…

she did it without the help of  Cocoa-Cola

and

everyone knows

It’s what the world wants today

Geeze

I’m REALLY impressed now

Obama 08

The 3am Girl

3am call to obama 

photo from ” Yes We Can Has ” 

from King5 News

THURSDAY NIGHT — THE KNOWLES FAMILY OF BUCKLEY WASHINGTON WERE WATCHING THE JON STEWART SHOW…AND SAW THE AD FOR THE FIRST TIME.

Brady Knowles: “I looked and saw a girl that looked like my sister and we rewound it and sure enough it was my sister.”

Casey Knowles: “It’s actually really funny….”

THE FIRST GIRL IN THE AD IS YOUNG CASEY KNOWLES —
STOCK FOOTAGE FROM 8 YEARS AGO WHEN SHE WORKED AS A TV EXTRA —
FOOTAGE OWNED NOW BY GETTY IMAGES AND USED BY THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN.
THEY COULDN’T HAVE PICKED A MORE UNWILLING STAR.

Casey Knowles: “It’s really sort of ironic that my image would be used to advocate for Hillary when I myself do not.”

SHE MAY ONLY BE 17 BUT CASEY HAS SOME VERY STRONG POLITICAL OPINIONS…
SHE TURNS 18 — LEGAL VOTING AGE — IN APRIL — PLENTY OF TIME BEFORE THE GENERAL ELECTION.

Casey Knowles: “It’s perfect timing because I have a candidate that I really identify with…”

Casey Knowles: “I’ve been campaigning for Barack Obama for a few months now. I was actually a precinct captain at the caucuses a few months ago…I attended his rally a few months ago and I’m a very very avid supporter.”

THE KNOWLES FAMILY ADMIT THEY HAVE NO CONTROL OVER HOW THE FOOTAGE IS USED.
AND WHILE THEY SEE THE HUMOR OF IT ALL — THEY ARE MILDLY ANNOYED.

Casey Knowles: “I think it would be really wonderful if me and Barack Obama could get together and make a nice counter ad (laughs).”

Sidenote:

Washington State went to Obama 68% To Clinton’s 31%.

In other words he took every single County in the State…including the county the Knowles live in.

 I can only add one word to this story.

It’s a good one.

And it is…..

Awkward!

fyi this is the parody ad

The 3AM Girl

Photo from Tacoma, Washington. News Tribune.Com

Saucy Talk

Hi God.
Things are a bit stressful right now because of this Election thing with Hills and Barry.
So when you chuck us a laugh or two I want you to know how much I
appreciate it.
Oh hey I’ve been to Church a few times recently
No pressure or anything but I did give a few of my friends rides who couldn’t have made it otherwise…
So
I wonder….
if I go again will you give us another story like this?
It is SO awesome
Network apologizes for mocking town's name

Photo of an ad that has caused controversy appears inside the Boston Herald newspaper Thursday, March 6, 2008.

You know, based on the above I don’t think the joke will be ending anytime soon.
Thank you Baby Jesus.
And
Amen

Rik and His Goldfish

What a story…

this is the kind of whopper you tell when you REALLY need to explain why you couldn’t do something you SWORE on your Mother’s ( who is NOT DEAD ) grave that you would do.

Enjoy

 

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Goldwater/Miller 08

After listening to the verbal vomit that was spewed all over the weekend 

political talk-shows

 I’m sorry this is a joke.

STEPHANIE MILLER

Nationally-syndicated talk show host Stephanie Miller is a rising star in morning radio. Her fresh and funny show is on dozens of radio stations across the country, including in Los Angeles where she is now the #2 rated talk program in her time period** (source: Jones Radio Networks / Arbitron). The Stephanie Miller Show is on the air in Miami, Seattle, San Francisco, Chicago, and Washington, D.C. plus many other cities nationwide.

She is a comedienne and daughter of former Republican U.S. Representative William Miller, Barry Goldwater’s running mate in the 1964 Presidential election.

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Also…Stephanie is my hero.

She’s funny.

I don’t mean funny ha ha.

Just…funny.

( hey, if you listen to her show you know she’d like that)

   amm