Humour

It’s Funday at I.B.!

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From LOL God.

Yep.

There most certainly is such a site.

Are you really surprised?

A bunch of Hillary people already hate my guts.

So

I thought I’d tick off Bonnie Tyler Fans Next:

This is a one-pound beefburger fried, topped with

 

  cheese and bacon and sandwiched between two
  Krispy Kreme doughnuts

Would I really eat one of those you might ask.

Yes.

Yes I would.

And then I’d have to reply

how could you eat just one?

 

 

This scares people.

Wussies.

Check it out HERE

 

So there you are, a few things to make you laugh as you go into the weekend.

Make the most of it.

They don’t happen everyday you know.

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Thank You Baby Jesus!

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Today I learned that at one time those giant candy bars that they used to sell in movie theatres were considered nutritious,- WHOA– am I glad to hear that!

If Only….

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Once upon a time

 

 

In a land far away,

A beautiful, independent,

Self-assured princess

Happened upon a frog as she sat

Contemplating ecological issues

On the shores of an unpolluted pond

In a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess’ lap

And said: ” Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however,

And I will turn back

Into the dapper, young prince that I am

And then, my sweet, we can marry

And set up housekeeping in your castle

With my mother,

Where you can prepare my meals,

Clean my clothes, bear my children,

And forever feel

Grateful and happy doing so. “

That night,

As the princess dined sumptuously

On lightly sautéed frog legs

Seasoned in a white wine

And onion cream sauce,

She chuckled and thought to herself:

I don’t fuckin think so.

Hillary Clinton crowned World’s Most Biggest Liar

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Hillary Clinton has been crowned the World’s Most Biggest Liar by the Guinness Book Of Records.

Clinton claimed she “barely survived sniper fire in Bosnia” and she “was forced to use a little girl as a human shield.” The girl, who is studying to be a doctor, denies the story, but applauds Hillary’s lying skills.

Chelsea Clinton who accompanied her mom on the trip recalls in this interview the ordeal, “The snipers tried to take her hostage after seeing her blond locks of hair”. The snipers contest this story; they would never be attracted to a woman like Chelsea Clinton.

Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton is planning her next climb on Mount Everest later in the year, after her final voyage on the space shuttle.

From the SPOOF…

so Clintomaniacs are directed to 

send  hate mail there. 

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