If you’re going to insult someone- then do it with a touch of class- by that I mean use some British Slang.
Humour
Oh NO! Its Ghost Cat(S)
Fail- It Depends On Your Point Of View
see more Epic Fails
RL
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Are These The Funniest Protest Signs EVER?
These might not be the funniest protest signs EVER but they are the funniest of 2009.
Enjoy
a.m.m
- MY PERSONAL FAVORITE
- SHE DOESN’T PUT OUT…WE GET IT…OR YOU KNOW, WE DON’T
- YAY!
MORE SIGNS HERE
Apparently, The Rabbit Is The Only Mammal Unable To Vomit
ITS GONE
OH NOES!
There’s A Kind Of Hush…
It has come to my attention
via
my Stat Report Page
that today’s readers haven’t been crawling around my Bones
looking for stuff on
Shawna Forde and Politics.
The top two searches were for:
David Tennant
and
David Tennant John Barrowman Kiss
( WTF?! YOU GUYS ARE REALLY OUT THERE LOOKING FOR THAT-okay then…)
All I can say is:
Welcome back to the shallow end of the pool my friends…
I’ve missed you!
When All Else Fails…LOL!
“ZOMBIES IN AREA! RUN.”
I’m lucky.
I take a bus to and from work and for that 25 minutes it takes me to get home ( on a good day that is ) I can talk to my friends on the bus, I can read, eat my Popcorn flavored Jelly Bellys and I guess I could take a cat nap now and then but my mouth falls open when I ‘m sleeping so the naps are out.
Sometimes though I stare out the window and count how many people in cars are picking their noses or reading while they drive ( I am NOT making that up ) or I read those signs that tell you about road work or accidents.
I like to read them to remind myself that not driving has it’s rewards- like I don’t have to worry about navigating my way around wrecks or stalled cars.
That’s all I get out of those signs- all they are is electronic road flares. Whatever. Boink they’re there for one minute and I’m gone the next.
Well wouldn’t you know it, somebody somewhere has found a way to hack into those boards and depending on where you live you may have seen messages that read:::
“DAILY LANE CLOSURES DUE TO ZOMBIES.”
“RAPTORS AHEAD — CAUTION.”
“NAZI ZOMBIES! RUN!!!” and “ZOMBIES IN AREA! RUN.”
It does get better
there was also a sign that read:
Photo:Chris Nakashima-Brown
The officials in Texas and Illinois are concerned- they’re afraid that drivers could be distracted by the signs and end up causing accidents.
First of all I’d like to reassure them- I’ve watched lots and lots and lots of drivers talking on phones, putting on makeup, shaving, and in some cases flipping each other off and chasing each other around the freeway while in the midst of road rage.
And guess what.
The freeways are not covered with cars or bodies.
Besides.
Anything that promises me, even in jest, that Zombies are roaming the streets and that packs of Raptors are hiding on the exits waiting to attack unsuspecting commuters
all I can say to that is:
Hey
it’s good for a laugh.
And who couldn’t use a few of those nowdays?
Cool Yule
So it’s cold, it’s snowing, maybe it’s not the Christmas you exactly wished for.
But at least there are a few laughs to be had….
YouNews contributor "steeproute" sent in this photo Wednesday morning of a snowman on the beach in Seattle's Magnolia neighborhood.
Fractured Christmas Carols
Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren’t
10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!
7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
2. Deleted by a.m.-yeah it was bad really bad.
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
Frequently Asked Questions About Christmas Q: How can a sleigh possibly fly through the air? A: If you were being pulled by eight flying reindeer, wouldn't you fly too? Q: Why is a Christmas tree that has been chopped down called a "live Christmas tree?" A: It's dead but doesn't know it, and yet it's having the time of its life. Q: How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? A: Nowadays, only four angels can dance there. Formerly there was no limit, but OSHA passed the Angel Safety Law recently, which also requires that the pin must be inspected twice each year for structural defects.
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail
Why is Prancer always wet? Because he's a rain-deer
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs? Anything you want because he can?t hear you! What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you!
No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along
with these new takes on old favorites:
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
We three kings of porridge and tar
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
Later on we’ll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
He’s makin a list, chicken and rice.
Noel. Noel, Barney’s the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim
Olive, the other reindeer.
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
Sleep in heavenly peas
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is sparse and brown
You’ll go down in listerine
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
O come, froggy faithful
You’ll tell Carol, “Be a skunk, I require”
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid
Irregular Bones 