The Great U.F.O Debate-
are they real or not?
If someone tells me they saw Space Aliens in their backyard then as far as I’m concerned they saw Space Aliens in their backyard.
It’s their story, so back off.
That’s what I say.
What an Alien Idea
Allowing People To
Express Themselves
Who would have thought that you could have so much fun tossing gummy bears at your friends?
It is…
here you go Ms Adams
It started as a joke.
Gummy Bear Porn.
I googled Gummy Bear Porn and posted comments about the links at Max’s Blog.
What happened after that was strange.
I discovered people were really googling Gummy Bear Porn and because of my little joke some of them were being directed to Max’s site.
Gee I thought- that’s funny.
And if it was funny once it was going to be funny the fifth or sixth time right?
Right.
So I did it some more.
If I got the chance to say ” Gummy Bear Porn “ I did.
Max devoted her daily entry at her blog to me and I’m touched.
See it here
I love Max, she wrote a Play about a dog that Exorcises Demons . To bad she doesn’t have that dog in real life…because
The Blond Assassin
is about to meet
It’s Going To Get Sticky
around
Here in my home state of Washington two cases of violence involving three students in a place called Bainbridge Island were treated by the press as ‘ those silly things that kids do’
The Press compared two girls who ‘allegedly’ poisoned a teacher to get out of doing homework as some sort of silly cartoon prank and when a 17 year old boy who made death threats against students was also found to be in possession of bomb making materials as well as a small marijuana operation-the press took it as a chance to go to bat for Bainbridge (again) to remind us all that they’re not ” like us ” out there on ‘ The Island’
Unlike some other districts in the region, Bainbridge Island had managed so far to avoid any high-profile incidents of school violence — but Monday’s events showed that such incidents could happen anywhere”
-Seattle PI
Oh really- anywhere?
That may be the case but get a grip- they’ve been happening out there on Bainbridge- deal with it.
( stories from PI below )
Girls, 12, allegedly poison teacher at school
In a caper worthy of Wile E. Coyote’s finest failures, two 12-year-old girls from Bainbridge Island are accused of attempting to elude punishment for a tardy assignment Thursday by poisoning their teacher, Kasey Jeffers, with a flavored lip balm they knew would make her ill.
Bainbridge High student arrested after death threats
Police searching the home of a 17-year-old Bainbridge Island High School student suspected of leaving death threats at the school Monday found as many as 30 computers, bomb-making materials and a small marijuana-growing operation.
I love the Macabre and in honor of this site hitting 666 I’ve posted one of the most devilish scenes from one of my favorite movies….no I tell a lie
it IS my favorite movie-
Today a friend from my Writer’s Group
told us she has Cancer.
My Sister had it too.
I could use a good laugh right now.
I am so tired
and it’s not even close
to
nightfall
amm
A few weeks ago I wrote a story about a Road Rage Incident I witnessed on the way home from work. The thing of it is, there are so many of these stories going around now that it caught someone’s attention.
Whose?
God’s- that’s who.
Look, I don’t know why God got on this one. I figure God must have had one of those ” I’m in the mood to flood the world but I promised not to do that again days “ and decided to go for the Road Ragers instead ( GO GOD! ) through the Vatican
So here they are – from God’s lips to your ears-
The “Drivers’ Ten Commandments,” as listed by the document, are:
1. You shall not kill.
( check )
2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.
( No more Drive By Killings, I like that one )
3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.
(Like talking your way out of tickets- right?)
4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.
(Okay, there’s nothing wrong with aiming high God but I wouldn’t keep my fingers crossed they might cramp after awhile)
5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.
(THAT MEANS NO MORE CRUISIN’ FOR NOOKIE!)
6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.
( HEY QUEEN OF THE DUI’S THAT’S YOU PARIS HILTON- PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS)
7. Support the families of accident victims.
( Check, I like that one )
8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.
( whoa…I just flashed on scenes from the Jerry Springer show- don’t know about this one )
9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.
( Good one God, you’re on a roll here )
10. Feel responsible toward others.
( You’re talking to Reality Show Junkies out there God, they’re all about kicking people off
The Island- but I’ll give it a shot )
So I’m waiting for my bus, eating my Cheetos (thank goodness Cheetos cover at least two of the major food groups because the only other thing I had to eat today were a handful of Hershey Kisses and even a dedicated junk food junkie like me who is in serious need of intervention could pretend that was real food) when one of the buses pulls up and this blind lady with her seeing eye dog goes to get on.
I play this game when I see her board her bus; it’s called ” How many rude jerks are on the bus today? “Today there were six and this is how I figure it out.
The front bench seats on the buses are marked for handicapped people right?
Well this lady and her dog get on and nobody gets off their butts to give her the seat- and they should for one practical reason. She can’t really sit in the two passenger seat unless she sits her big dog on her lap. That won’t work so he has to sit in the narrow aisle where he can’t help but to be in the way.
Considering the Milk of Human Kindness doesn’t flow around these parts you can only imagine the huffing and puffing and sounds of indignation this woman has to listen to as people have to make their way around her dog.
Anyway, sitting on the bench seats are teenagers and people with lap top computers and a couple of women who purposely look in the other direction as she walks by (hey, she can’t see you but everyone else CAN)
I see her walking towards the back of the bus where the other bench seats are and to the front again and then…
she gets off the bus.
Wow.
I’m not sure if there’s a Hell – but today I’m really, really , really hoping there is.
I’m willing to put my Horror Fan cred on the line and say Godzilla could whomp any of those wussie theme park dinosaurs in the
Jurrasic Park Films
anytime, anyplace
and he could do it with one
arm tied behind his back.
– Did I mention he’s also had
a cool song written about him?
( look at the bottom of this page)
Plus he’s great Dad.
So without further ado
Ladies and Gentleman
May I present
Godzilla
King
of the
Monsters
1954-2007
&
Beyond
amm
Do you want to know what I wish for every single day?
I wish against wishes that the egg rolls I eat for lunch are super crunchy just like they were that one day two years ago.
I wish I were taller. I’m five-five which pretty much doomed me to the average category everywhere else in my life.
I wish I could cheat at cards-not for money- I just like the idea of being a card shark. They get to wear cool sunglasses and drive boss cars.
I wish for a blackout blizzards to hit us in June or August- right in the middle of a heat wave- just so I could see the look of surprise on everybody’s faces.
That’s what I wish for, aren’t you glad you asked?
okay…now it’s your turn make a wish and blow then candle out.
Did your wish come true?
No?
Well who cares.
Wish anyways
and wish
BIG.
amm
Irregular Bones 