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Once Upon A Time…

/ animar / 1 Comment

 I do love a good story.

For real I just love good stories with LOTS of pictures

so

I think this is brilliant.

Hijacked from: b3ta

To My Friend

/ Anita Marie / 4 Comments

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1. When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against  the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused — I will use little words.

7. When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. ‘Why?’ you may ask? ‘because you are my friend’.

The Return of God Chat

/ Anita Marie / 10 Comments

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Oh Hi God!

Guess what me and my friend Max did…

go on guess.

No GUESS.

And none of that knows all sees all stuff.

You have to guess.

Okay- fine be that way, just click the pic

and ye shall know the truth.

I’m On My Way…

/ Anita Marie / 5 Comments

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I’m on my way to Super Tuesday…

Here’s a Shiny Toy for you to play with while I’m sitting in front of my TV throwing microwave popcorn at the TV screen as the Poll results come back in and making good use of all those curse words I learned in my foreign language classes back in high-school.

So.

If you’re going to be out in the blogosphere looking for a place to get some news about Super Tuesday this ain’t the place to do it.

I would suggest that if you want information about what’s going on you visit Air America HERE or you could go to BBC and of course if you’re in one of the Super States you should stick with your own local news sources because CNN and FOX sux the big one.

 If you can catch Keith Olbermann  I would say do it, otherwise bag MSNBC too. I don’t know what the heck those guys hope to accomplish by the end of a news-day and I don’t think they do either.

So think of me out here in Washington State scarfing back PEZ and hoping we Americans can do something else besides produce suxy Reality TV shows and monster sized SUV’s.

Do you know what?

I think we can do it.

No fooling.

Here’s to Hope.

See You Wednesday.

amm

1964

/ Anita Marie / 11 Comments

Some Very Important Things Happened in 1964.

Well- for one- that’s the year I was born

( hurray)

In addition to that- two months later this hit the airwaves-

( trust me, it DOES figure )

Nobody was doing much with archeology  in 1964 but who would have guessed that the Beatles – yes those loveable ( geeze, I can’t believe I said that)  little mop tops- would one day be the poster Grand Dads of Rock and Roll?

Okay, this  picture was a big deal in 1964

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It’s called The Son of Man.

I think it’s dumb.

But on the other hand this is my idea of art so…

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 as an FYI this is what a commercial for Aspirin looked like in 1964-

it’s a tad bit dramatic.

Here’s a  movie that came out in 1964 proved that not only is war a really bad idea but working under the influence of controlled substances isn’t a very good one either

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To me the highlight of 1964 was when the Russians sent their astronauts into Space without a Space Suits- oh and the spacecraft didn’t have an escape hatch either.

 I don’t know who was drinking what when they dreamed up that idea, but there are writers out there that would pay good money for a swig.

It gets better, though- the Voskhod crashed in the Ural Mountains instead of landing in water and the crew spent the night in the  surrounded by Wolves.

Plus the rescue crew had to cut down trees to get to them.

I mean…WOW.

So let’s hear it for 1964

You know, after you all quit laughing.

amm