Humor

If I’m Found Dead Because I Died

/ Anita Marie / 2 Comments

For the most part I liked the Blair Witch Project.

My only criticism of the movie was that I hated those kids and I kept wondering why it was taking days for a witch with ultra mega evil powers to take down three whiney little brats.

So  by the time she showed up and the weird stuff started to happen I was too relieved to be scared unlike the rest of the audience who were clearly on Team Cry Baby.

Now.

Had those students been more like this guy- I may have had some sympathy for the Witch’s victims.

Maybe.

Me And The Corpse Flower

/ Anita Marie / 2 Comments

I read that this is the biggest flower in the world.

I also read that it is also the 

stinkiest

flower in the world.

This

is

The Corpse Flower

Rafflesia aka Corpse Flower or Meat Flower

I relate to the Stinky Flower because people look at it and think one thing

until they get to close

and then

I Have Nothing Of Value To Add To The Discussion

/ Anita Marie / 4 Comments

I was at this meeting and the people around me were saying very impressive things- I mean they are articulate and bright and inspiring and out of nowhere I got this craving for those white chocolate peppermint kisses that Hershey’s puts out at Christmas.

So as we move from topic to topic- my and friends are taking the Gold for Mental Gymnastics I hit the power button on my computer, I go to the church of Google I type in two words and find this:

You know, one of these days I guess I’ll have something important to say at these meetings.

Comic: Natalie Dee

Until then I’ll just be sitting over here- having fun- all by myself

 

Makes Me Think

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This Made Me Laugh:

This Made Me Think That Being A Sci-Fi Fan Has It’s Perks:

This Song Made Me Want To Get Up And Sing At The Tops Of My Lungs

When I First Heard It Over Thirty Years Ago

And It Still Makes Me Feel That Way Now: