One Voice, One Vote, One Finger

August 25, 2008August 25, 2008 / Anita Marie / 1 Comment

A message has come out of the DNC in Denver…it’s one we can rally around…and that message is:

F$!@# Fox News!

fyi the guy running to the barricade is a FAUX SPEWS reporter.

c.a.d.

your friend in Denver.

Terry You Are SO Funny

August 24, 2008August 25, 2008 / Anita Marie / 4 Comments

c.a.d.

My friend Terry, who once got me to Google DRIVING DIRECTIONS from New York to London, England has again talked me into doing something on-line against my better judgment.

As I write posts from the Democratic Convention in Denver she thinks I should weave the following into my writing…a theme if you will.

Or sure.

Like I’m that kind of writer- me Terry grew up together- my Mom considers her to be a daughter- Terry knows me better then that- she knows I spent my time in English class writing all over my desk and reading Rock and Roll Magazines instead of reading the text book.

Geeze.

I just figure Terry’s got a sicker sense of humor then I do.

It’s a family thing.

Anyway here is what Terry thinks I should keep in mind as I write about the Convention:

” if you can weave this important quote into your narrative about the whole event, everything will be just great. — ‘Every waking second, I can see: what is, what was, what could be, what must not…” ‘

Oh very funny.

If I do that I’m going to get e-mails about drunken blogging

AGAIN.

Well Terry ,

for you and just for you

I’ll give it a shot

( Ha, Ha, Ha )

And The Answer Is…

August 24, 2008August 24, 2008 / Anita Marie / Leave a comment

While he was working on the film ” Lawrence of Arabia “

Peter O’Toole said that he believed a lot of T.E. Lawrence’s ‘issues’ could have been cured with three things:

Some

Whiskey

A good cigar

and a woman.

I’m thinking that this could work for the PUMATARDS who want to crash the Democratic Convention in Denver.

Maybe all they need is to toss back a few drinks, get laid and maybe, just maybe that could help them to lighten the hell up.

-Okay-

I’ll say it for you

that may not sound dignified

and it for sure sounds nasty

-however-

the PUMATARDS are ones who want to blow Kazoos when speakers that they don’t like start talking.

So that’s the choice:

Booze and Men ( or women, whatever floats your boat )

or Kazoos.

So PUMATARDS

Act like adults

leave the Kazoos at home

and try

for the love of God

not do something that could haunt you from the halls of Youtube

for the rest of your life.

I Am Forever

August 23, 2008 / Anita Marie / Leave a comment

My friend and I were goofing off at the computer and he came up with this funny idea.

Now, I thought it was funny and he thought he was being funny so he puts his name into an obituary finder and we discover he has recently died all over the United States, The U.K. and Canada.

” Man, that sucks. ” I said.

My name didn’t turn up anywhere.

“I am forever.”

I said it slowly and then I dropped a wink and smiled.

All of the sudden he decided to make a junk food run and I’ll bet he’s out there right still now hosing himself down in Holy Water and asking himself why oh why out of all the people on Earth he has to play that stupid stunt with a walking horror show like Anita.

I didn’t tell him I dropped the vowels out of my last name when I typed it in to the finder screen.

Yeah.

For sure.

I am forever…

wicked.

a.m.

:::click on the tombstone to make one of your own:::