God Chat

God Chat from The Bones

/ Anita Marie / 5 Comments

Hi God and Happy Easter….being it’s Jesus big day and all I thought I’d keep this chat in keeping with the day so here we go.

Dear God:

Do you know PEEPS has it’s own site?

and that they no longer just do Easter Candy? They have totally expanded and I’m impressed….those Christmas Tree Peeps are quite the treat.

And do you know there’s a remake of Jaws and Star Wars…with an  all PEEPS cast?

Plus God there’s even a group that does PEEPS research? They study the Basic Science of Peeps and Peeps Health HERE

Now instead of cards here are some  PEEPS pictures…they sort of celebrate your divine inspiration …like stained glass windows in church but you know…funnier.

Oh God up there in the Heavens I know how you feel about this cloning thing….so if I don’t get into cloning will you send one of the Plagues to get the person who made this….

Make your own PEEPS…Heretics…they’re truly a pain aren’t they?

Yeah, I thought you’d agree with me on that.

Well God, it’s been a good Chat.

It’s supposed to be a nice day and I’m super sorry you have to spend the entire thing  in church.

Ha.

Later Gator

and

AHHHPEEEEPPPP.

Saucy Talk

/ Anita Marie / Leave a comment
Hi God.
Things are a bit stressful right now because of this Election thing with Hills and Barry.
So when you chuck us a laugh or two I want you to know how much I
appreciate it.
Oh hey I’ve been to Church a few times recently
No pressure or anything but I did give a few of my friends rides who couldn’t have made it otherwise…
So
I wonder….
if I go again will you give us another story like this?
It is SO awesome
Network apologizes for mocking town's name

Photo of an ad that has caused controversy appears inside the Boston Herald newspaper Thursday, March 6, 2008.

You know, based on the above I don’t think the joke will be ending anytime soon.
Thank you Baby Jesus.
And
Amen

Is Saying Amen Still PC?

/ Anita Marie / 1 Comment

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So.

 God.

How’s everything little thing with you?

Me?

Well… in case you haven’t noticed I haven’t been talking to you much lately.

 That’s because I’ve been really busy enjoying the Train Wreck that is the world of American Politics

We’re getting close to a ” Lord Of The Flies “ type situation down here so I am totally into the entire experience. I’m just waiting for the tribes to attack each other.

I’m just wondering if in the end people like me will be relevant anymore.

According to the hate mail I’ve gotten recently the answer is

‘no’.

Some of my ‘enlightened sisters’ are really really mad because I’ve joined another tribe and they’re getting ready to cut my head off and stick it on a pole and run it up and down the streets of Ohio.

Anyway….

When I’m not all wrapped up in this new Reality Show

Called

Hills And Barry

( ahem )

I’m amusing myself with dumb stuff on the Internet like:

 

Games

My favorite are the Holiday Hangman Series.

They’re up to

ST PATRICKS DAY HANGMAN

I can’t wait for Easter.

I’m expecting Great Things from these guys.

 

After that I look for cool pictures to send to my friends and family.

 Of course they never acknowledge getting them so I’m not sure if they’re appreciated. I figure I’ll just keep sending them until they start screaming stop like little babies :

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photo

Shamelessly Hijacked from b3ta

Oh and I listen to cool music like this:

 

And sometimes I find these stories where what’s between the lines

is much more interesting than what’s actually on them.

The ultimate burn you gesture is in this story.

PS.

Don’t ask me about the TV show mentioned in the story- it’s about Vampires.

I hate Vampire stories- I never watch them on TV and I never read them.

They Suck.

Ha ha ha.

 

Well God Oh Mighty.

While I can still say it

ahhmennnn.

ps 

Just Wondering God:

 if things change will I have to say

OHWIMEN????

 

 

 

God, I Have A Question

/ Anita Marie / 4 Comments

What do you think….

Is this a nice invitation ( option 1) or is it more like one of those notes

your teacher sent home to your Mom safety pinned to your jacket ( option 2 ) ?

I’m going for option 2

Emergency God Chat In Progress

/ animar / 4 Comments

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Okay God.

I was going through the WordPress News Departments Page and what did I see?

A Post that said you sent out Valentine Cards.

Say What?

You and me…let’s back up here so I can say that again.

YOU SENT OUT VALENTINE CARDS?!

All I know is

I DIDN’T GET ONE

Don’t blame it on Communists or ” Educrats “… BANNING THEM.

Admit it.

YOU FORGOT ME

Wait till the next Holiday….

You are SO deleted from my list.

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The Return of God Chat

/ Anita Marie / 10 Comments

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Oh Hi God!

Guess what me and my friend Max did…

go on guess.

No GUESS.

And none of that knows all sees all stuff.

You have to guess.

Okay- fine be that way, just click the pic

and ye shall know the truth.

Dear Grandma

/ Anita Marie / 5 Comments

Dear Grandma

If I don’t see you in Heaven it’s because I posted this on my blog

xoxoxo

anita marie

Thank You Baby Jesus

/ Anita Marie / 2 Comments

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It was a rough commute to work this morning- road rage people are worse on Fridays because there aren’t as many people for them to attempt to kill on the weekends I guess.

So what could cheer me up after almost being murdered in a crosswalk by a Lexus?

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I got to work and found out Kangaroo Farts could save the world.

Australian scientists are trying to give kangaroo-style stomachs to cattle and sheep in a bid to cut the emission of greenhouse gases blamed for global warming, researchers say(AFP/File) 

Thank You Baby Jesus- I needed the laugh.

 

 

 

I Am SO Forgiven

/ Anita Marie / Leave a comment

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Hi God

You know when we have these chats I get mail and comments and the gist of it is ” blah, blah, sacrilege that  blah, blah  you’re gonna fry and my favorite:  ” gee Anita if you keep this up God will be so busy tossing lightening bolts at you that the rest of  us will be in the clear.

Keep Up The  Good ( har har ) work.”

I am now one of the saved:  Thanks God Inc Guy.

episode 1 

my favorite episode

for more God Inc and other enlightening work click here

Oh Boy!

I mean

Amen

and see ya round Lord

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Laugh and You are SO Busted

/ Anita Marie / 2 Comments

So I found this ad and wouldn’t you know it…religious people got mad because it looks like someone ( hey I did not Photoshop this! ) was making fun of Jesus living in Poverty…and the Anti-Mexican people are all up in arms because it looks like someone is trying to help ‘Illegals’

I say feed the kid.

Jesus would probably approve of that

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