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Funny
To My Friend
1. When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused — I will use little words.
7. When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. ‘Why?’ you may ask? ‘because you are my friend’.
It’s Only Another Game
Hey Want To Play A Game?
Click The Kitteh
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Enjoy!
Mouse Is Possible
1964
Some Very Important Things Happened in 1964.
Well- for one- that’s the year I was born
( hurray)
In addition to that- two months later this hit the airwaves-
( trust me, it DOES figure )
Nobody was doing much with archeology in 1964 but who would have guessed that the Beatles – yes those loveable ( geeze, I can’t believe I said that) little mop tops- would one day be the poster Grand Dads of Rock and Roll?
Okay, this picture was a big deal in 1964
It’s called The Son of Man.
I think it’s dumb.
But on the other hand this is my idea of art so…
as an FYI this is what a commercial for Aspirin looked like in 1964-
it’s a tad bit dramatic.
Here’s a movie that came out in 1964 proved that not only is war a really bad idea but working under the influence of controlled substances isn’t a very good one either
To me the highlight of 1964 was when the Russians sent their astronauts into Space without a Space Suits- oh and the spacecraft didn’t have an escape hatch either.
I don’t know who was drinking what when they dreamed up that idea, but there are writers out there that would pay good money for a swig.
It gets better, though- the Voskhod crashed in the Ural Mountains instead of landing in water and the crew spent the night in the surrounded by Wolves.
Plus the rescue crew had to cut down trees to get to them.
I mean…WOW.
So let’s hear it for 1964
You know, after you all quit laughing.
amm
Signs
And Now For A Mental Health Break
If you need a boost this will give you one.
If you’re doing super you get to sit there and say,
” I know, I know “
and feel all superior.
So this is a win-win for us all.
amm
ps
I hijacked this from The London Caricaturist Blog
An I.B. Who Done It
Hey! Other Important Stuff Happens
Who cares what Uncle Bill and Auntie Hill
and all the other
Ommpa Loompas did today in the Land of Skulduggery.
They Found Life On Mars
Yay!
The World May Never Know
yeah…and all these years later we STILL don’t know
you Tootsie Pop Cretins.
SEE
That’s why PEZ are my favorite candy.
They are not complicated.
Do you remember this urban legend?
I do.
It’s one of my favorites.
A Tootsie Pop Mystery
( this article snatched from the jaws of the internet )
The Indian on the Tootsie Roll Pop
as told by Larry Rosenblum,
Port Angeles, Washington
There is a legend associated with the wrapper of Tootsie Pop suckers. The story is that if you come across a wrapper with a picture of a boy in an Indian costume shooting an arrow at a star, and you send that wrapper to the company that makes Tootsie Pops, you will receive either a free sucker or a case of suckers.
(It depends on who is telling the story.)
That’s the legend, and this part is for real.
One day I was working at NBC editing a show with the associate director who was also my friend. We were clowning around, and he used his left hand to write a letter to the company that makes Tootsie Pops asking about the story.
He was right-handed, but he used his left hand in an attempt to make the letter look like it came from a little kid. His name is Rick, so he signed the letter “Ricky.”
Tootsie Roll Industries, Inc. sent back a nice letter explaining that the rumor had surfaced over fifty years ago, but nobody knows how or why.
“Our records do not indicate that our company ever sponsored any type of promotion surrounding the Indian, or any other picture on the wrapper,” said the letter, and unfortunately it also said, “There has never been anyone who ever got Tootsie Pops free for sending in wrappers to our company.”
What you do get free is a fairy tale about how an Indian chief was responsible for the invention of Tootsie Pops.
Another wonderful Urban Legend dies.
Geeze.
PEZ fans wouldn’t do something like that to our candy.
However-
Tootsie Pops are fair game.
They brought it on themselves
amm
Irregular Bones 