Return of The Obama Girl

 The Obama girl is out with a new Web video.. 

Wow…the Obama Girl argument sounds much more civil then what I hear in regular conversations about the ’08 Race. Maybe we should sing about it instead of yelling and wear cuter outfits instead of those slogan t-shirts.

amm

from CNN

( really…this link goes to CNN…this is a REAL STORY! )

God Chat from The Bones

Hi God and Happy Easter….being it’s Jesus big day and all I thought I’d keep this chat in keeping with the day so here we go.

Dear God:

Do you know PEEPS has it’s own site?

and that they no longer just do Easter Candy? They have totally expanded and I’m impressed….those Christmas Tree Peeps are quite the treat.

And do you know there’s a remake of Jaws and Star Wars…with an  all PEEPS cast?

Plus God there’s even a group that does PEEPS research? They study the Basic Science of Peeps and Peeps Health HERE

Now instead of cards here are some  PEEPS pictures…they sort of celebrate your divine inspiration …like stained glass windows in church but you know…funnier.

Oh God up there in the Heavens I know how you feel about this cloning thing….so if I don’t get into cloning will you send one of the Plagues to get the person who made this….

Make your own PEEPS…Heretics…they’re truly a pain aren’t they?

Yeah, I thought you’d agree with me on that.

Well God, it’s been a good Chat.

It’s supposed to be a nice day and I’m super sorry you have to spend the entire thing  in church.

Ha.

Later Gator

and

AHHHPEEEEPPPP.

That BITES!

9 Cops Chase Stolen Doughnut Van

( ONLY NINE!
WTF…
Were the rest of them on vacation? )
9 cops chase stolen doughnut van
By Associated Press
TOLEDO, Iowa – A bevy of officers chased a doughnut delivery van at speeds up to 100 mph before arresting the driver at gunpoint, authorities said.
LINK

Save The LOL Cats! Save The LOL Cats!

Humorous Pictures

What the heck kind of world are we LIVING in?

The LOL Cats are in third place at WordPress.

Believe it or not

the Cats have been bested by a News Blog and a blog about what White People like.

Are you kidding me???!!!!!

This can’t be happening….it’s not right- the world must be set right before the very fabric of time and space is torn to shreds.

So go over to LOL Cats  ( I can has cheeseburger )and show your love

before moments like this are gone forever:

NOW GO…

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NOW NOW NOW!

No Post Day Returneth For Thee

Stuff I looked at instead of actually writing:

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This is to darn cute for words- I’ve posted it once and I’m going to do it again…because I CAN!!!

Click Here

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Found this list at B3ta 

MOST ANNOYING CATCHPHRASE

 1. “Mmm… pie”
2. “Wassup!”
3. “Cheap as chips”
4. “You are the weakest link”
5. “Dsf adsfg afg fg”
6. “All your base are belong to us”
7. “Cashback!”
8. “War on Terror”
9. “Timmay!”
10. “Golf Sale”

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Oh it’s funny….

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I love it when weird stuff happens during Campaigns….

Click Here and laugh…or growl.

Oh and you Hillbots that are sending me hate-mail over this post-

Can you say ” moderated blog “?

Snark.

 

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Okay.

Now I’m going to do some writing.

Really.

Now.

See….I’ve started already.

Lator Gators.

Saucy Talk

Hi God.
Things are a bit stressful right now because of this Election thing with Hills and Barry.
So when you chuck us a laugh or two I want you to know how much I
appreciate it.
Oh hey I’ve been to Church a few times recently
No pressure or anything but I did give a few of my friends rides who couldn’t have made it otherwise…
So
I wonder….
if I go again will you give us another story like this?
It is SO awesome
Network apologizes for mocking town's name

Photo of an ad that has caused controversy appears inside the Boston Herald newspaper Thursday, March 6, 2008.

You know, based on the above I don’t think the joke will be ending anytime soon.
Thank you Baby Jesus.
And
Amen

Rik and His Goldfish

What a story…

this is the kind of whopper you tell when you REALLY need to explain why you couldn’t do something you SWORE on your Mother’s ( who is NOT DEAD ) grave that you would do.

Enjoy

 

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Goldwater/Miller 08

After listening to the verbal vomit that was spewed all over the weekend 

political talk-shows

 I’m sorry this is a joke.

STEPHANIE MILLER

Nationally-syndicated talk show host Stephanie Miller is a rising star in morning radio. Her fresh and funny show is on dozens of radio stations across the country, including in Los Angeles where she is now the #2 rated talk program in her time period** (source: Jones Radio Networks / Arbitron). The Stephanie Miller Show is on the air in Miami, Seattle, San Francisco, Chicago, and Washington, D.C. plus many other cities nationwide.

She is a comedienne and daughter of former Republican U.S. Representative William Miller, Barry Goldwater’s running mate in the 1964 Presidential election.

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Also…Stephanie is my hero.

She’s funny.

I don’t mean funny ha ha.

Just…funny.

( hey, if you listen to her show you know she’d like that)

   amm