Sing It With Me Now…”Hey Sarah Palin”

October 18, 2008January 3, 2010 / Anita Marie / 1 Comment

Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2

Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska’s very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it’s true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, were through

Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me

Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies

Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin
Doesn’t mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This fucking countrys up in smoke
Oh what a joke

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)

Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn’t make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too

Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl whos raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I dont know
Where can we go

Performed by MC Howie and Julie K

I don’t know who they are or where they came from

but my guess is they are like all of us.

Only funnier.

The Power of Song

October 3, 2008 / Anita Marie / 6 Comments

Ah magical Chariots of Fire theme, such is your
power you can lend dignity to anything. Even
cats falling on their arses on a
highly-polished floor.

Even that.

from B3TA

Caribou Barbie Quote Generator Fun!

September 29, 2008 / Anita Marie / 4 Comments

Why sit around and wait for Caribou Barbie to say something idiotic when you can now generate your very own Caribou Barbie Quotes at

The Sarah Palin Quick Quote Generator

Generate Gems Like:

It has been overwhelming to me that confirmation of whether that is part of the solution or not proving that he can work both sides of the aisle.

and

As Putin rears his head being the beacon of light and we’ve got to remember what the desire is in this nation at this time.

Well.

That was fun.

!Enjoy it and pass it on!

And The Red Pen Marches On

September 25, 2008 / Anita Marie / 1 Comment

I write stories about Werewolves that cheat at cards and stories about Funeral Directors who get buried alive and Devils that ride buses to work in the morning.

However,

had I written something like this

no one would have believed it and I would have drawn a red slash right across each and every page and started over again:

Funtime With Caribou Barbie

September 23, 2008June 12, 2009 / Anita Marie / 7 Comments

A Joke:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.

The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.’

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.’

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain. ‘You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with:

Caribou Barbie does Youtube:

A little song:

You’ve already heard it a hundred times. Sarah Palin says she opposed the, “Bridge to Nowhere,” but as Charlie Gibson recently pointed out, she was for the Bridge before she was against it. Well, facts don’t matter in a presidential campaign, so Palin’s been repeating the story at every public appearance. She seems to have forgotten about a little invention called the video camera.

Sarah Palin Explains Why Women Should Be Forced To Bear Their Rapists’ Babies

Picture of the Day:

Diego

September 20, 2008September 20, 2008 / Anita Marie / 8 Comments

My son is in this video.

It features

Massive Monkees

who are

a B-boy

( in case you don’t know A B-boy or B-girl is a person devoted to hip hop culture.)

group from Seattle, Washington.

This is a commercial.

In the first one he’s a scientist who gets hit with a fish, in the second he plays the same character and shows up with a clipboard AND A BEARD!).

Oh.

And he helped write it-

God help us all.

ps…i just figured out how my truck got those dents in the hood and on the roof…geeze kid…if it turns up in one of these things you are SO going to have to buy me an expensive gift.

VERY EXPENSIVE.

( for real Diego, I’m proud of you- for standing true to what you do and for being your own man…even if it involves getting hit with fish and sticking it on youtube

love from Mom …and Pops of course….)

behind the scene: massive monkees crash testing coosh

coosh crash test #2

David Tennant Treat Time

September 17, 2008September 17, 2008 / Anita Marie / 4 Comments

Let’s Have Some Fun

with

David Tennant.

I know, I know, you all want me to write about Politics and Gummy Bear Porn but sometimes you just have to say what the Hell and do something for the heck of it.

So Please.

Try.

Try

enjoy this.

a.m.

Derren Brown

Trick Or Treat

With David Tennant