Charlie Gave Me An AWARD.
He gave me a Bruce Campbell themed Award.
( see…it’s mega cool )
Charlie is the Bee’s Knees and a great writer and you should go visit his blog….and I’m not saying that because of the Bruce thing…I’m saying it because it’s true.
So Scadaddle to Charlie’s and have fun.
Anita Marie
I didn’t like the movie.
I didn’t like the actor who starred in it.
This I love
I was going to ask my Mom to write me a note to God to have me excused from Sunday Prayers.
But then I thought, I’ve got a bone to pick with you Hoss, so let’s do this.
Jesus Christ, I spent three days and two nights in Las Vegas Nevada and I’m not sure who said it was this wild place but they need to be fired.
First of all, I don’t know how wild Professional Bingo players get, but let me paint you a picture…they DON’T.
There were old people and young people and people with their kids. I only saw two people that looked like genuine lounge lizards- they were wearing bright yellow and blue suits and sprayed on tans- and it turned out they were doing an act.
I know because I asked.
I asked the guy where I could find the gambling guys like the ones I’ve seen on TV and one guy said ” in some Hollyweird Fancy Boy’s Dreams “
har, har.
I sat around a few of Wedding Chapel places and watched people get married, which was fun, I asked my husband if we could renew our vows he agreed.
When I said I wanted to find an Elvis impersonator to do the honors he disappeared for the rest of the afternoon.
Humph.
That’s okay though…cause I ordered room service and sat around my room and ordered movies that I didn’t like and put it all on his credit card.
I only spent sixty dollars.
Can you imagine Lord what I could have done if I’d REALLY been mad?
So that was my big Vegas Trip and God here’s a heads-up: I’m planning a vacation to see some mummies and if it turns out those are fake too me and you are going to have issues
Big Ones.
Later.
I mean, see you next Sunday and AMEN.
I learned this great joke this weekend- want to hear it?
I thought so….
A few summers ago there was this huge fire in a chemical plant, the fire burned so hot and spread so fast that fire departments from all over the County and even other cities were called in to battle the fierce blaze.
When all the fire fighters and fire engines show up all they can do is park at the top of the hill over looking the chemical plant and watch the fire burn because it’s just to intense of a fire to get near.
And then from nowhere this little volutneer fire truck full of Volunteer fire fighters go tearing by all of the big Engines- they weave between all of those cars and grounded helicopters and hundreds of reporters and they bomb down the hill straight towards the Chemical Plant.
They stop just short of the blaze they jump out of their truck and they start fighting the fire.
Wouldn’t you know it? They managed to do enough to fight the fire down that all of the other engines are able to come in and together they all stop the blaze.
Weeks later the Chemical Plant Owners hold a special award luncheon for the Volunteer Fireman and they give them a check for ten thousand dollars.
” So how will your department use this award? ” asks the Chemical Plant owner.
And the Volunteer Fire Chief says, ” Well, first thing we’re gonna do is replace the brakes on our Fire Engine.”
or
guess what I wanted to be when I grew up?
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Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence |
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( this means I have a big mouth, right? )
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. |
Red Dwarf…it’s not just a funny TV show.
Well…okay it is.
Check This Out:
You’re The Canadian!
While many people have accused you of being boring and very
plain, you know that you can take their breath away if they give you a
chance. You really like grains, crops, and farms, but you also enjoy
backpacking and wild adventures. But every time you stop, it seems like
someone is making fun of your name. You wouldn’t mind that much if
Quebec declared independence.
Take the Trains and Railroads Quiz
at RMI Miniature Railroads.
this is an I.B. Special
SUX TO BE YOU REPORT
When I was in the fourth grade I laughed at a kid who tripped in the lunch line.
My teacher decided to make an example out of me and I had to write on the blackboard 500 times
” I will not laugh at the misfortune of others. “
I learned my lesson….and I ignored Darren ( who I blamed for the ‘blackboard incident ) until one day he and his Mom show up at my front door and Darren is all emotional and hurt because
” Anita won’t talk to me anymore and I don’t know why “
Over 30 years later and I still have to pay attention to Darren.
But that’s another story.
Today I laughed at the misfortune of another person…and I laughed so much I’ll be standing at that blackboard until the Flying Monkeys come home….
go on read this true story and you’ll see why.
The owner of the Psychic Experiences shop says she had a feeling something bad was about to happen to the signs outside her store. Monday night, an arsonist set fire to signs that said “Tarot card reading — $20” and “Open.”
Police said they have no suspects. Evans said she doesn’t, either.
i will not laugh at the misfortunes of others…
but this time I think I will
Sorry Mr Olson- you Blackboard Fascist
Irregular Bones 