Hola Friday!

Okay, it’s Aloha Friday

but I thought I’d shake the Bones

with a new

OH  THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY 

celebration song and dance

with help from

A Little Spanish Flea

and just in case

here’s the Official Aloha Friday song…cause you know

it IS pretty cool

I.B. NEWS FLASH!

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COMING 

Fall 2007

ON

DVD

‘My Name Is Bruce’

B Movie Legend Bruce Campbell is mistaken for his character Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy and forced to fight a real monster in a small town in Oregon.

! and I was excited about Bumbo 3 being released !

An I.B.News Flash!It’s BUMBO 3!

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OH YES

OH YES

OH YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

Here it is at  last!

THE LONG AWAITED RELEASE OF

 READY SET BUMBO

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( there’s a site to visit as well-! so go here after the film )

 

 

God and The Daily Show Effect

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Hi God,

Something Strange and Mysterious has happened

and I’m

chalking it up to  your

Godly Powers.

Either that or you’re drinking again….

but we’ll get to that later.

Anyway, here’s the skinny: 

Over the last few weeks Irregular Bones has gone from an

on-line

 journal

where I write about my cats and my friends and family and head hunters and civil rights and

homeless people and what my bus rides to and from work are like

and my hero worship of Rod Serling and Bruce Campbell

to

a

NEWS SOURCE.

I kid you not.

So being that I’m trying to get on your good side

( well, at least on Sundays )

I’m prepared to answer your Call:

I have a half a pound of Pez on hand at all times

 an endless supply of Jolt cola

a weird sense of humor

and Google at my finger tips.

I am SO going to have fun with this.

Thanks for the Call God,

it’s a good one.

Oh and between me and you

I don’t care what anyone says

YOU ARE FUNNY.

See Ya Next Sunday….

ahhhhmennnnn.

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Guess What This Is?

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WRONG!

It’s a CAKE!

It’s Kitty Litter Cake and I got the Recipe and Picture from

Spooky Times

So give it a try….it’s YUMMY.

Ingredients:

1 German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
1 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix
1 pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
Green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls
1 NEW kitty litter pan
1 NEW plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 NEW Pooper Scooper

Directions:

Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans). Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble. Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix using 5. When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. (Mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don’t want it soggy. Combine gently).

Line new, clean kitty litter box. Put mixture into litter box. Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls and bury in mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top.

Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top. (This is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.) Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs. Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around.

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I’m Laughing On The Inside

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When this book first came out, some smarty- pants at my local bookstore put it in the Self Help section.

SOME PEOPLE

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It’s Lilo Time!

 

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I didn’t take this picture, but when I know this road well.

My family is from this area.

It’s in Hawaii and if you click the pic you’ll get the site the picture is  listed on

Check it out and

NEXT………………….

Just a little something to get you in the mood for

ALOHA FRIDAY!

 

It’s A Pacific Northwest Thing

Food and Politics

It’s “safe” to talk about those two things together…

It might make you fat

but your Soul won’t be

threatened

Cool.

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my friend Al sent this to me…

Over here in the blue states… it’s chicken…

not good old fashioned tasty fried chicken… oh heck no… we’re talking about some free range granola eating no artificial anything chickens… 

thing of it is, we’re only allowed to eat skinless chicken breasts out here in the PNW.

Don’t know what they do with the rest of the chicken, but I’ve never seen it make it’s way to a dinner plate. But good news is it’s only on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday… Friday is Fish…”

and that my friends is another story…