Smooshie Smooches

What kind of Candy Are You?

! I am !

Gummy Bears

You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you’re so darn cute.

I snatched this from Max’s Place– click the link or follow the sounds of her laughing herself silly….And here’s why

Take the quiz

It’d Taste Better With Ice Cream

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I hate Shopping Malls, I hate ” Black Friday ” I hate the way NPR ran an entire segment on why you should not over- eat during the Holidays ( because they care about your health ) but they sell air time to Wal Mart- you know the company that treats the communities they infest the same way locusts treat the fields they infest.

Most of all

I hate the way the Holidays are all about

Shopping Malls and Parking Spaces.

amm

 

Norad Tracks Santa

this clip is from 2007 but the link below will go to

NORAD

2008

Click the link below to track Santa

NORAD TRACKS SANTA 2008

 

A Totally Self Indulgent Post

These are stories I care about…that’s why 

 Aliens involved in Crash

  

 

Okay, here’s the skinny….I found out if I put stories up with ‘ Alien ‘  in it I get massive hits from State, Federal and City Employees WHO SHOULD BE DOING THEIR JOBS INSTEAD OF GOOFING OFF ON THE INTERNET ALL DAY

What is it with you guys and Aliens?

ahem

 

The Weird Holiday Gift Catalog Has Arrived!

YAY!

Hey folks! If you’d like to see the WEIRD NEW JERSEY 2007 Holiday catalog click HERE

Weird New Jersey…if these guys were screenwriters I’d actually start going to the movies again.

 

!!!!PIE!!!

IT’S ALL ABOUT THE PIE…THAT’S WHAT MY FRIEND TONY SAYS…

 HE’S RIGHT YOU KNOW

PREP TIME 

20 Min

SERVINGS & SCALING
Original recipe yield: 1 -9-inch pie

US METRIC

    

About  scaling  and  conversions

INGREDIENTS

  • 4 ounces cream cheese, softened

  • 1 tablespoon milk

  • 1 tablespoon white sugar

  • 1 1/2 cups frozen whipped topping, thawed

  • 1 (9 inch) prepared graham cracker crust

  • 1 cup cold milk

  • 2 (3.5 ounce) packages instant vanilla pudding mix

  • 1 (15 ounce) can solid pack pumpkin puree

  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

  • 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger

  • 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves

 

DIRECTIONS

  1. In a large bowl, whisk together cream cheese, 1 tablespoon of milk, and sugar until smooth. Gently stir in whipped topping. Spread into bottom of crust.

  2. Pour 1 cup of milk into large bowl, and thoroughly mix in pudding mix, pumpkin, cinnamon, ginger, and cloves. When thickened, spread over cream cheese layer.

  3. Refrigerate 4 hours, or until set.

  4. EAT!

Are You English Sir?

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Tennant Wins Scotland’s Best Comedy Moment

DAVID TENNANT’S Comic Relief sketch with Catherine Tate was today named Scotland’s greatest comedy moment.

The charity ScotsCare ran the poll to celebrate Scottish comedy on St Andrew’s Day.

The sketch, which won 62 per cent of the vote, features Doctor Who actor Tennant as a Scots school teacher teaching English to Tate’s character Lauren Cooper.

Scots voting in London remained true to traditional comics, with Billy Connolly scoring highest, Rab C Nesbitt taking second place and David Tennant coming third.

More than 500 votes were cast in the search.

A shortlist was devised with the help of three Scottish comedians, Craig Hill, Miles Jupp and Janey Godley, who were present when the final vote took place.

David Tennant said: “Thank you ScotsCare, and thank you to everyone who voted.

“Obviously I’m delighted to be part of Scotland’s greatest comedy moment, but the funny stuff is all down to Catherine Tate, I’m just her bitch.

“But seeing as she’s an unfunny southerner I’ll very gladly accept this great honour.”

ScotCare’s chief executive Willie Docherty said: “St Andrew’s Day is the perfect time to celebrate Scottish achievements and comedy is definitely one of those.

“Scots have a tremendous sense of humour and Scottish comedians are at the forefront of British comedy.”

Theme Song Friday

After careful thought The I.B. Staff

 That would be me……

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 The Doll with the Knife….

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and the Old Spice Guy…..

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Have finally come up with  a theme song for

The Wonderful Irregular Bones Blog 

here it is…

are you excited yet?

Okay….calm down…we have decided on:

T’aint No Sin To Take Off Your Skin

(and dance around in your bones)

No…don’t do it you silly people!

That’s the name of the song.

Enjoy!

When you hear sweet syncopation
And the music softly moans
T’ain’t no sin to take off your skin
And dance around in your bones

When it gets too hot for comfort
And you can’t get an ice cream cone
T’ain’t no sin to take off your skin
And dance around your bones

Just like those bamboo babies
Down in the South Sea tropic zone
T’ain’t no sin to take off your skin
And dance around your bones