The Blonde One Appreciates David

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It’s David Tennant Appreciation Day at Max’s Blog-

She really does Appreciate David.

She would never run a youtube clip of David in Drag.

I did.

Twice.

 David Tennant plays the part of the Doctor’s “gorgeous time traveling assistant.”

‘david tennant as davina’

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What The Hell Was That

There’s no question mark in ” What the Hell was that”

 because it’s more of a statement

as in

“What The Hell Was That.”

If you have a clue, let the rest of us in on it.

Please. 

lifted from

B3TA

It’s A Girl Thing

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UCLA STUDY

A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is  attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if  she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted  to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his  forehead while he is on fire.

No further studies are  expected

well…I guess that’s because there isn’t much more to say.

* scored this joke from LORI

Oh and this song just sort of belongs to a joke like this.

Chris Does Not Love Rhonda of The Stage

 

Chris is cool.

He’s funny and likes animals more then people..though I’m positive that if he keeps a list of  the things he does not like ( it’s probably taped to his desk- under the horse ) I’m willing to be the only two things on it are  teenagers and

uppity stage actors..

Anyway….

Enjoy

Cute With Chris

I did.

I mean I DO

B.Y.O.B

You know-

 sometimes you have to turn up the tunes

 and

start dancing and singing

until you drop.

This is the best song for that.

Enjoy.

You Know You Want It

 ..Hey feelin left out because you weren’t in Iowa and you’re not in New Hampshire

 and you just want to vote for something because the process looks so cool and sexy?

Then Vote Here…
it’s a  Hello Magazine Poll
Where

David Tennant

 has been nominated as the Most Attractive Man of 2007

You can vote for him online now by clicking
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Oh Go On…. you know you want to
poll snatched from HERE

Don’t F$#@ With Darrin

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Darrin and I have been friends since we were seven.

He expressed his affection for me by offering to marry me when we were in the First Grade everyday at morning recess- in front of my friends and the sixth graders and on his knees.

My answer was to tie him to the tether-ball pole and to leave him there until recess was over.

In the Second Grade Darrin used to draw hearts on my desk- in magic marker.

I used to beat him up for that because darn it, that ink would NOT come off and for some reason the teacher who thought this situation was ‘too cute for words’ ( as he told my Mom ) couldn’t ‘find’ another desk.

And then part way through the third grade it occurred to me to just ignore Darrin.

That went on for weeks until one day I’m in my room- and there’s a knock on the living room door and I hear it open and I hear

Crying

It’s Darrin and he’s there with his Mom and they’re talking and my Mom and when I went out there all I could say was

” I haven’t touched that Cootie..I hate that Cootie…he BUGS me.”

I thought I was pretty darn funny.

My Mom is not amused.

 Friends and neighbors she doesn’t even blink – I don’t think she was even breathing- she was MAD.

So my Mom asks Darrin what I did ( I was tried and convicted on the spot- my Mom does not screw with due process ) and that little Cootie- Head says

” Anita hates me…she won’t talk to me anymore.”

Not only did my Mom take away my bike, she took away my record player-

just for making Darrin cry.

So at a very young age I learned…

Don’t mess with Darrin

I ‘ve lived by that for over 30 years now.

So a couple of years ago I get this e-mail from Darrin.

We’re both Doctor Who fans and he tells me that when he was in the U.K. he saw the new Doctor on the TV.

Here’s what he said,

” His name is David Tennant and do you know what Anita? I never thought I’d say this becuase I didn’t think it could ever be true- but there is someone out there who is far more prettier then you are.”

So I google David Tennant take a good look  and fire back this e-mail

” Dear Cootie Maestro,

When the Master shows up he’s totally going to make this guy his Bitch.”

Darrin sent a copy of that to my Mom- who couldn’t punish me but it should be noted that for Christmas that year she didn’t give me her traditional gift of Cherry Cordials ( the mint ones ).

Even from his Grandmother’s house on the other side of the world Darrin got me busted.

God!

 So for a couple of YEARS I have bit my lip everytime Darrin starts talking about

and I quote

” Doctor Whoa Baby Tennant “

It was all good until about a month or so ago when I called Doctor Who a floozy- well for god-sakes it was a comment section and how was I supposed to know people who don’t comment ( LIKE YOU DARRIN ) read those things-

Anyway, Darrin sees it…

so he says it’s my choice-

I give up blog space to Doctor Whoa Baby or he tells about the time I….

well-

anyway 

he’ll do it.

And how long will I have to do this for?

Until I die.

Like I said Don’t F*&^ with Darrin.

But don’t worry Darrin… Mon Petit Insecte…

Vengence will be mine.

One day my Mom will NOT be around to protect you.

Until then…

here’s some Doctor Whoa Baby stuff….Darrin….you Toad…

the pen is mightier than the spork…

blah blah blah, missing scientist, blah blah blah, atom bomb

this is a great blog- go see it for yourself- and to get you moving along  it does involve YOU KNOW WHO  HERE

This is a fun clip.

I happen to like the song, plus somebody gets slapped around a couple of times- anyway….here it is….

This is a pretty cool fansite…if you’re interested in pictures and things of that nature that involve Mr. Tennant

Okay.

I’m done.

For now.

Geeze

 

This Is A Trick Question, Right?

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I was over at B3TA and they asked the question
and I thought the obvious answer was
” Answer a question like this on the Internet.”
So I passed on that conversation
But a boodle of other people DID NOT.
Go figure.
….and then go read.
HA.
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