Toys R Me!

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and I have some new ones for you to try out:

 77 Optical Illusions & Visual Phenomena 
(Visual Illusion · Optische Täuschung)

by Michael Bach

these are very cool…and they’re not a joke…and they’re still cool

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The Magic Eight Ball has been replaced by

The Magic Cellphone!

HERE

When you’re done on the phone vist:

Visit the Magic Showroom

It’s fun and there’s snazzy music in the background.

Museums –

They’re not just a storehouse for overpriced paintings and marble statues of naked people you know

Like there’s a

Museum of Hoaxes

( be advised they take a lot of traffic on April Fools Day )

My favorite page was the Hoax Photo Test

Before Nintendo started putting arcades into little over priced plastic boxes there were places like Aracades and they had things that you can find at

Melvin Wright’s World of Slot Machines

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and then there’s the

MuseumLink’s Museum of Museums

 Museum of Museums will eventually contain links to every museum on the planet, from the world’s largest to the most obscure (assuming they have a website). See the very beginning of this effort at U.S. Museums by State or the newly started Canadian Museums.

I say we hold them to it.

While we’re WAITING for them to get set up we can check it out ‘as is’… I suppose…

Now enjoy your toys and have a great weekend.

amm

Return of The Obama Girl

 The Obama girl is out with a new Web video.. 

Wow…the Obama Girl argument sounds much more civil then what I hear in regular conversations about the ’08 Race. Maybe we should sing about it instead of yelling and wear cuter outfits instead of those slogan t-shirts.

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from CNN

( really…this link goes to CNN…this is a REAL STORY! )

God Chat from The Bones

Hi God and Happy Easter….being it’s Jesus big day and all I thought I’d keep this chat in keeping with the day so here we go.

Dear God:

Do you know PEEPS has it’s own site?

and that they no longer just do Easter Candy? They have totally expanded and I’m impressed….those Christmas Tree Peeps are quite the treat.

And do you know there’s a remake of Jaws and Star Wars…with an  all PEEPS cast?

Plus God there’s even a group that does PEEPS research? They study the Basic Science of Peeps and Peeps Health HERE

Now instead of cards here are some  PEEPS pictures…they sort of celebrate your divine inspiration …like stained glass windows in church but you know…funnier.

Oh God up there in the Heavens I know how you feel about this cloning thing….so if I don’t get into cloning will you send one of the Plagues to get the person who made this….

Make your own PEEPS…Heretics…they’re truly a pain aren’t they?

Yeah, I thought you’d agree with me on that.

Well God, it’s been a good Chat.

It’s supposed to be a nice day and I’m super sorry you have to spend the entire thing  in church.

Ha.

Later Gator

and

AHHHPEEEEPPPP.

Funny But True

When I write or study I end up associating songs to specific tasks.

For example

These are songs that pop into my head at Political Meetings:

Viva Las Vegas 

( It’s all a gamble )

Mack the Knife

( an ode to Politics )

This is weird, but when I was studying embalming I used to sing this song  when I was in the Prep Room…you know, with the dead:

And when I get stuck on ” Writer’s Block ”  I listen to this one until my ears bleed:

Funny but true…and silly but it’s fun.

Save The LOL Cats! Save The LOL Cats!

Humorous Pictures

What the heck kind of world are we LIVING in?

The LOL Cats are in third place at WordPress.

Believe it or not

the Cats have been bested by a News Blog and a blog about what White People like.

Are you kidding me???!!!!!

This can’t be happening….it’s not right- the world must be set right before the very fabric of time and space is torn to shreds.

So go over to LOL Cats  ( I can has cheeseburger )and show your love

before moments like this are gone forever:

NOW GO…

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NOW NOW NOW!

No Post Day Returneth For Thee

Stuff I looked at instead of actually writing:

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This is to darn cute for words- I’ve posted it once and I’m going to do it again…because I CAN!!!

Click Here

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Found this list at B3ta 

MOST ANNOYING CATCHPHRASE

 1. “Mmm… pie”
2. “Wassup!”
3. “Cheap as chips”
4. “You are the weakest link”
5. “Dsf adsfg afg fg”
6. “All your base are belong to us”
7. “Cashback!”
8. “War on Terror”
9. “Timmay!”
10. “Golf Sale”

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Oh it’s funny….

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I love it when weird stuff happens during Campaigns….

Click Here and laugh…or growl.

Oh and you Hillbots that are sending me hate-mail over this post-

Can you say ” moderated blog “?

Snark.

 

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Okay.

Now I’m going to do some writing.

Really.

Now.

See….I’ve started already.

Lator Gators.