Screw You Shakespeare and Your Stupid Company Too!

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Okay, I can deal with the fact that David Tennant will not be Doctor Who for the next twenty years.

The Doctor as we know him will only be around for a couple of more years and may I suggest you love’em while you’ve got him, but chin up because Tennant is a great actor and I sincerely doubt this will be the last time we see him on the screen.

So all I can say is, unless the powers that be who will be casting the next Doctor find someone as hot as Tennant they’re in trouble and they know it…so I’m guessing they go geeky with the next Doctor- which has it’s charms.

But who do I blame for this Non-Hot Doctor Zone we are about to enter?

I blame William Shakespeare, that’s who, and if he were alive I’d stick a quill pen in his eye.

So there.

Tennant’s Work With
The Royal Shakespeare Company:
otherwise known as
the road map for
How We Lost Our Doctor

 labour-lost

 

Hamlet
Year: 2008 | Character: Hamlet | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: The Courtyard Theatre, Stratford Upon Avon, 24th July 2008 – 15th November 2008.
The Novello Theatre, London, 3rd December 2008 – 10th January 2009.
 
Love’s Labour’s Lost
Year: 2008 | Character: Berowne | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: The Courtyard Theatre, Stratford Upon Avon, 2nd October 2008 – 15th November 2008.
 
A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Year: 2001 | Character: Lysander / Flue | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: Barbican Hall, London | Press Night: 20th March 2001.
 
Laughter In The Dark
Year: 2000 | Character: Dawid Tenemann | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: The Other Place, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 25/09/2000.
 
Romeo & Juliet
Year: 2000 | Character: Romeo | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 5th July 2000.
London Transfer: Barbican Theatre, London | Press Night: 17th January 2001.
 
The Comedy Of Errors
Year: 2000 | Character: Antipholus of Syracuse | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 20th April 2000.
London Tranfer: Barbican Theatre, London | Press Night: 1st December 2000.
 
The Rivals
Year: 2000 | Character: Jack | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: The Swan Theatre, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 30th March 2000.
London Transfer: Barbican Theatre, London | Press Night: 18th December 2000.
 
For One Night Only
Year: 1998 | Character: n/a | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: The Other Place, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 19th July 1998.
 
As You Like It
Year: 1996 | Character:Touchstone | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 25th April 1996.
London Transfer: Barbican Theatre, London | Press Night: 23rd October 1996.
 
The Herbal Bed
Year: 1996 | Character: Jack Lane | Company: The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: The Other Place, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 22nd May 1996.
London Tranfer: Pit, London | Press Night: 5th November 1996.
 
 
The General From America
Year: 1996 | Character: Colonel Hamilton  The Royal Shakespeare Company | Venue: Swan Theatre, Stratford Upon Avon | Press Night: 23rd July 1996.
London Tranfer: Pit, London | Press Night: 18th February 1997.

An American Writer’s Prayer

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 Dear Sweet Baby Jesus….

Hear My Prayer….

I need a break from Politics…I need my life back…I miss  writing fluff pieces about David Tennant and telling unfunny jokes, I miss writing stories about head hunters and cannibals and what it’s like to bury someone alive ( oh yeah, I actually write stories at my other blog) and having convos about  gummy bears and exploding pigeons.

Just needed to say that.

Thanks for listening.

Now

 I’m going to ask that everyone join me in singing my most favorite song EVER….

Um.

I’ve included it here in my prayers because I thank God it was written every time I hear it.

It makes me feel hopeful…and happy.

Plus it makes Margaritas taste WAY better.

Amen.

Its cold outside,
There’s no kind of atmosphere,
I’m all alone,
More or less.
Let me fly,
Far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.

I want to lie,
Shipwrecked and comotoase,
Drinking fresh,
Mango juice,
Goldfish shoals,
Nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun. 

 

I Can Has LOL Cats pic

For the Old Anita Marie, who seems to have lost her of humor…and would really like to find it soon. 

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Guess What!

Today is David Tennant Video Day

at

I.B.

Okay.

I’ve never had a David Tennant Video day

but I’m thinking I should…you know…

dedicate at LEAST one day a week to David Tennant.

Or

maybe I should just post David Tennant clips

EVERYDAY.

Let me tell you, I’d rather look for Videos on youtube of him

then

John McCnutty and Caribou Barbie.

He’s WAY prettier then either one of those losers.

a.m.

Who Has The Best Job In The World?

Who has the best job in the world?

Some would say it’s a costume designer named Katrina Lindsay:

Katrina Lindsay, measuring up the Time Lord  (David Tennant ) for his next Shakespeare role is just part of another day at the office. And if that’s not enough to drive his fans wild with envy, she even gets to tinker with his tights and mull over his inside leg measurement (!) Read More HERE

When I was a kid I wanted to be a writer like Rod Serling and have my own TV show- I also wanted to own my own Funeral Home and Cemetery.

Maybe I should have aimed higher.

Maybe.

David Tennant Treat Time

 

Let’s Have Some Fun

with

David Tennant.

I know, I know, you all want me to write about Politics and Gummy Bear Porn but sometimes you just have to say what the Hell and do something for the heck of it.

So Please.

Try.

Try

to

enjoy this.

a.m.

 

Derren Brown

Trick Or Treat

With David Tennant

PT 1

PT 2

PT 3

David Tennant Says: Lock Up Your Sons!

David Tennant wins an award and should win another for recognizing

loose women in his acceptance speech –

It’s appreciated it David.

By loose women everywhere.

Of which I am not one of.

Really.

And the first one of you to show up and argue with me are SO going to be featured here.

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Best Of….

Do you know if you Google ‘David Tennant’ and put in

‘Best Of ‘

you get the following:

David Tennant is an actor.

He happens to be very good at what he does – he stars as ” Doctor Who ” and he’s done some wicked great projects.

But someone somewhere thought this picture was

” the best of David Tennant “

How shallow, how sexist,

how right they are

Just What The Doctor Ordered

Some of you David Tennant fans…you KNOW who you are…may need some therapy yourselves after seeing this.

May I recommend Doctor Phil or the hard liquor of your choice?

a.m.