AYE OR DIE!

AYE OR DIE!

It’s Official
Congressman Jay Inslee Is Not A Warlock.
I Am Crushed.
But I Am Voting For Him Anyway
And If You Live In The First District In Washington State
You Should Too.
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Visit Jay Inslee For Congress

From AP: A dead sea turtle is seen along the shoreline, Saturday, May 1, 2010 in Breton National Wildlife Refuge, La.
One of my friends is letting it be known that President Obama is to be held personally responsible for the BP Oil Spill and that because the President didn’t run down there and stick his finger in the hole to stop the oil from spilling out and causing – what Interior Secretary Ken Salazar calls, “a very grave scenario” -as far as my friend is concerned the White House’s has YET to respond.
You know, my friend needs to quit sucking on teabags and pull his head out of Faux Spews backside and remember that people and the land and enviorment that they are part of and rely on are going to suffer and suffer big.
So here’s a song by my favorite storyteller/songwriter who doesn’t forget that real people are involved in ‘issues’ .
As my kids would say, Ronnie Ray is keeping it real.
Tears For The Delta ( Drill Baby Drill )
The day they drilled the well– it was money that they smelled
And the rest of the world—can– just go straight to hell.
There’s no money in the sun, and you just can’t pump the wind
But I never saw the sun— ever kill a pelican.
Oh now you’ll pay the cost—the burden is on you
Cause Mr. Oil behind closed doors—tells you what to do.
Chorus:
They have to drill baby drill
To kill baby kill
It’s how they get their thrills
Just sit back and take your pills
There’s nothing to see here.
It’s all under control
Go back inside, or take a ride
Just fill up before you go.
Second Verse:
The oil in Alaska still laps the shores
And buddy let me tell you, it’s been twenty years or more.
Supply and demand has been the command
Spread fear across the land
Like the sticky greed of man.
And when the sand is black with oil
And the singing birds are gone
How will you tell your children?
The way they used to sound.
visit Ronnie Ray
at his site
I enjoy my job.
It’s a warehouse job in an old building in Pioneer Square in Seattle, Washington.
For a writer who writes about the Supernatural, I’m in Inspirational Heaven five days a week.
However.
No way is it as cool as the warehouse job that the people at
Bensons For Beds
Tewksbury Warehouse
in the UK have.
They get to play mattress dominoes
The Lucky Dogs.
Benson’s For Beds Attempting to set the world record for mattress dominoes
Tewkesbury awaits mattress dominoes world record confirmation-story HERE
ps…

moar funny pictures

Don’t panic.
This is not a charity thing.
This is a job thing and my friend Max
really, really wants it;
If she makes it- and you can play a part here
she can become
A writer in residence at a winery and I’m not making this up.
So this is how it works.
Her application is a Mini-Movie and to be considered for the position she has to win votes.
This is how you can help.
First you watch her Mini Movie
Once you are there you vote for her Mini-Movie.
Now this is the tricky part.
Go to your e-mail and confirm you voted – if you don’t do that your vote won’t count.
Remember Florida?
Well, we don’t want issues like that to pop up here so after you vote scoot over to your e-mail box and confirm your vote.
Now.
You may be wondering why I’m campaigning for Max.
All joking aside, she has teaches writing Screenwriting Classes and from what I’ve learned she’s fair and tough and cares about the Craft and I respect her for that.
That is the truth.
Oh
and
by the way
Did I mention she’ll post a picture of herself in a bikini on her blog if she wins?
Hey.
It’s a talking point.
In fact it’s the only talking point.
And when you’re in campaign mode you have to stick to those suckers- it’s a rule.
Now
VOTE VOTE VOTE
FOR MAX!
!And tell your friends!
For the past couple of days I’ve been receiving a lot of hits from a site called
Alpha Inventions.
I followed the traffic back to the referral because I’d never heard of Alpha Inventions and generally when I notice a surge from one specific link I do get curious and always go back and check it out.
What I found out is that A.I. is an experiment in connecting webmasters ( bloggers ) together’faster’. As opposed to being a ‘chatty’ site like Facebook or Myspace Alpha Inventions deals strictly with information .
Here’s brief description about how it works from the Alpha Inventions Blog:
To get more traffic from alphainventions.com just keep your blog updated . It’s so simple.
I would say that if I had to describe A.I. in simple terms it’s a bit like wandering through a bookstore or cruising through the footnotes in books ( which is something I like to do with pen and notebook in hand) for some new ideas to feed the old Grey Matter.
So give Alpha Inventions a visit if you’re interested in the new ways that people are finding to stay connected through the Internet and information sharing. And if you are just a writer like me you’ll be intrigued by the desire that people have in a Cyber Universe to find a life line as it were to stay connected to each other.
It’s so real world.
a.m.
McCain’s Brain.
Thank God it’s locked inside of a skull and that it’s not free to roam
…oh hey, it can’t…
Can It?
I’ve seen some PUMATARD blogs where they are claiming John McCain wants to extend an Olive Branch to women by tapping a female Governor with a passport that was issued in 2007 as his VP- I just can’t let that go by…so here it is in pictures and little bitty easy to understand words:
Pumatards- you know these guys, right?
That’s Gampy Insane on the left and Devil’s Spew Rove on the right
by handing you her:
They’re only handing you
This
because they can’t put this:
on the campaign trail with John McCain
Good Talk.
Now take some Midol and Chill out.
a.m.

Global Warming is NOT funny.
So don’t laugh when I say
somebody is totally F*&^%$#@ up Santa’s back yard.
full story HERE
Do something so that you do NOT add to this very real problem. ( crazy Republicans who are looking to submit a comment to tell me off be warned, I moderate this blog- just doing my part to cut down on the death threats and potty language that seems to hang over us all like noxious clouds …or don’t you guys believe in things like the ‘theory’ behind clouds too? )
So the rest of you- educate yourself about this problem- otherwise I see a very Grim Christmas and possibly a tropical situation happening up there in the North Pole and new forms of life popping up all over the place ( well, if you count mutant animals and people with extra body parts as being a ‘new’ thing).
Hey.
Remember those dome cities in ” Total Recall ” when the glass failed?
Remember what happened to the people living there?

Ha.
Doesn’t seem like such a weird idea NOW does it?
So here’s a start.
Visit Al Gore’s site HERE.
And if you can’t take care of our Planet for your kids and friends and family do it for Santa and his Reindeer.
At least.

This is NOT a terrorist.
This is a cook from the Food Network.
Following me so far?

This is a Terrorist
His name is Osama Bin Laden.
Keep up here-
Food Network Cook Rachael Ray:

Terrorist.

Here is the idiot and the idiot post that started this conversation
which I feel a need to address
instead of doing my traditional Friday Fun Post about David Tennant:
The controversial ad, which appeared earlier this month on the doughnut chain’s Web site to promote its iced coffee, came under fire nearly two weeks ago when blogger Pam Geller posted it under the headline “Rachel [sic] Ray: Dunkin Donuts Jihad Tool.”
“Have you seen Rachel [sic] Ray wearing the icon of Yasser Arafatbastard and the bloody Islamic jihad,” Geller wrote. “This is part of the cultural jihad..”
Pam this is NOT Cultural Jihad
The only act of terrorism I see here is YOU blowing David Tennant Day
at Irregular Bones
straight to Hell.
…you tool Pam
Look
shut the Hell up and don’t do this to Irregular Bones Again.
Now I have to go to Dunkin Donuts and buy lots and lots of donuts and then I’m going to say Rachael sent me.
Guess what I’ll be wearing when I do…
go on GUESS.