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Okay, it’s Aloha Friday
but I thought I’d shake the Bones
with a new
OH THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY
celebration song and dance
with help from
A Little Spanish Flea
and just in case
here’s the Official Aloha Friday song…cause you know
it IS pretty cool
This was actually a comment but needs it’s own post…so please check it out and follow the links- I’m not sure why everyone who partcipated in this fun community event were excluded from sharing in the fun….but that SUX.
amm
From
Ed F.
I am one of 200 volunteers who appeared in the winning Springfield Vermont video. After we won, our local Chamber of Commerce turned its back on us. They excluded us from the premiere, giving our seats to the elite in town instead. And not even a thanks or mention of us in the public ceremony outside the theater. Read more about it and check out some of the sights and sounds of premiere day at our new website:
http://vtvid.110mb.com
This non-profit website was created by and being maintained by Edwin Fransen of North Springfield, Vt. The main reasons for creating it are:
1. To give some proper credit to the video volunteers mentioned above who seemed to be forgotten by the media and community leaders once our video entry was submitted and voting begun.
2. To serve as a one-stop link to all the photos, video, audio and many written materials currently on the internet related to the filming of our video, the winning of the contest and finally our big event, world premiere day of The Simpsons Movie on July 21, 2007. In time, as these files begin to be withdrawn from the internet, we hope to get permission to actually host copies here and preserve them as part of the town’s history.
3. To be a source of information on the Town of Springfield, Vt. for tourists and anyone possibly interested in moving here. The Springfield Regional Chamber of Commerce already has this base covered on their website but I hope to offer additional information and links not found on their site. This will be in a separate non-Simpsons section of the website.
I will also include some Simpsons cartoon character content not related to Springfield, Vt. Images I may come across on the internet particularly amusing, interesting or different. But since there are already over 100 websites on the internet about the Simpsons run by devoted fans, I don’t feel any need to spend a lot of time building one more large online collection of Simpsons images and humor.
Hi God
Sorry I wasn’t here to take your call but leave a message at the beep and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.
Hi Anita
You’re not funny. Call me back.
God, you have no one to blame but yourself for that.
Anita, this is your Lord God
I expect you to obey my commands.
Call me.
Hi again God
My Cat expects the same thing, but I just lock him in my work room with food and water and put him on ignore mode.
He also goes to the bathroom right in front of the door, think about it.
Return my call- I mean it.
God damn, You’d really pee on my floor?
Maybe I need to remind you, I flooded the world. Start Praying.
WELL FINE!
Here’s it is My Lord God
…..
if you think that a Pee Threat
is going to get to me
try again
See you next Sunday
and
ahhhhhmennnnn
That’s right….a little closer….just a little
closer
Today I had to give my cat fluids through an IV for the first time.
It’s no big deal…or so I thought- I used to be a Mortician I can do the needle and fluid thing right?
Sure.
The problem is I wasn’t fast enough to set up and my cat, Wolfie (aka Insanity Jones) got mad and just for fun he tried to take out my dog’s eye when Cerbie popped her head up on the table to see what was going on.
By the way if you’d like know how to unhook a cat’s claw from a dog’s face while he has a needle stuck between his shoulder blades let me know.
Oh and the needle actually popped out at one point and at least it was water and not embalming fluid that got all over us so it was no harm done.
But we got through it.
Later, as I was putting everything away I was feeling proud of myself and Insanity looked better almost right away and I’m about to go to the bathroom mirror and kiss my own reflection for a job well done when this awful pain shoots right up the back of my left leg and my right eye starts to water and I think I’m having a heart attack or something.
But don’t worry…the pain was caused by Insanity’s teeth which were briefly attached to Achilles tendon.
I showed him the needle and he let go.
Man- whatever it is that I pay my Cat’s Doctor -it is not enough.
amm
Max put her readers on to these guys –
and wouldn’t you know it?
They had something for me too!
So here it is…today’s
I.B PSA
enjoy!
I get this e-mail from my friend Mark and in it is this video clip and in part this note from his nephew:
Relatives,
I know you have all already done SO much for my career and I have
constantly asked you to help me with this, that and the other thing.
It has ALL been worth it though.
One of the managers at GOTHAM comedy
club told me last night that in 30 years in the business he has NEVER seen
anyone accomplish as much as I have in as short a time span. I told
him it was only because I have the best family and friends in the world.
That was a lie obviously, but it sounded sincere and compassionate.
The truth is that Its mostly because I am naturally gifted and I make
good use of the “casting couch”.
This gets better….
One little Click HERE and you’ll have a Good Time.
( just an FYI there’s a lot of swearing so you won’t want to play this at work etc )
http://famecast.com/backstage/artist.php?artist_id=5612&video_id=9845
I learned this great joke this weekend- want to hear it?
I thought so….
A few summers ago there was this huge fire in a chemical plant, the fire burned so hot and spread so fast that fire departments from all over the County and even other cities were called in to battle the fierce blaze.
When all the fire fighters and fire engines show up all they can do is park at the top of the hill over looking the chemical plant and watch the fire burn because it’s just to intense of a fire to get near.
And then from nowhere this little volutneer fire truck full of Volunteer fire fighters go tearing by all of the big Engines- they weave between all of those cars and grounded helicopters and hundreds of reporters and they bomb down the hill straight towards the Chemical Plant.
They stop just short of the blaze they jump out of their truck and they start fighting the fire.
Wouldn’t you know it? They managed to do enough to fight the fire down that all of the other engines are able to come in and together they all stop the blaze.
Weeks later the Chemical Plant Owners hold a special award luncheon for the Volunteer Fireman and they give them a check for ten thousand dollars.
” So how will your department use this award? ” asks the Chemical Plant owner.
And the Volunteer Fire Chief says, ” Well, first thing we’re gonna do is replace the brakes on our Fire Engine.”
Red Dwarf…it’s not just a funny TV show.
Well…okay it is.
Check This Out:
Irregular Bones 