this is the kind of whopper you tell when you REALLY need to explain why you couldn’t do something you SWORE on your Mother’s ( who is NOT DEAD ) grave that you would do.
Nationally-syndicated talk show host Stephanie Miller is a rising star in morning radio. Her fresh and funny show is on dozens of radio stations across the country, including in Los Angeles where she is now the #2 rated talk program in her time period** (source: Jones Radio Networks / Arbitron). The Stephanie Miller Show is on the air in Miami, Seattle, San Francisco, Chicago, and Washington, D.C. plus many other cities nationwide.
She is a comedienne and daughter of former Republican U.S. Representative William Miller, Barry Goldwater’s running mate in the 1964 Presidential election.
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Also…Stephanie is my hero.
She’s funny.
I don’t mean funny ha ha.
Just…funny.
( hey, if you listen to her show you know she’d like that)
Comedian Lee Camp did on the set of FOX News in less then three minutes what the entire FOX NEWS Machine has not been able to do in little over 10 years
sometimes I find stuff on the net that i just have to share with the world
these are a few of those things
enjoy!
FBI Agents Ordering Pizza The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME; the author who introduces the story swears it’s true.
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.
The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.
Agent:
Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.
Pizza Man:
And where would you like them delivered?
Agent:
We’re over at the psychiatric hospital.
PM:
The psychiatric hospital?
Agent:
That’s right. I’m an FBI agent.
PM:
You’re an FBI agent?
Agent:
That’s correct. Just about everybody here is.
PM:
And you’re at the psychiatric hospital?
Agent:
That’s correct. And make sure you don’t go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
PM:
And you say you’re all FBI agents?
Agent:
That’s right. How soon can you have them here?
PM:
And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
Agent:
That’s right. We’ve been here all day and we’re starving.
PM:
How are you going to pay for all of this?
Agent:
I have my checkbook right here.
PM:
And you’re all FBI agents?
Agent:
That’s right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.