Wow That SUX!

August 18, 2007 / Anita Marie / 9 Comments

this is an I.B. Special

SUX TO BE YOU REPORT

When I was in the fourth grade I laughed at a kid who tripped in the lunch line.

My teacher decided to make an example out of me and I had to write on the blackboard 500 times

” I will not laugh at the misfortune of others. “

I learned my lesson….and I ignored Darren ( who I blamed for the ‘blackboard incident ) until one day he and his Mom show up at my front door and Darren is all emotional and hurt because

” Anita won’t talk to me anymore and I don’t know why “

Over 30 years later and I still have to pay attention to Darren.

But that’s another story.

Today I laughed at the misfortune of another person…and I laughed so much I’ll be standing at that blackboard until the Flying Monkeys come home….

go on read this true story and you’ll see why.

The owner of the Psychic Experiences shop says she had a feeling something bad was about to happen to the signs outside her store. Monday night, an arsonist set fire to signs that said “Tarot card reading — $20” and “Open.”

Police said they have no suspects. Evans said she doesn’t, either.

i will not laugh at the misfortunes of others…

but this time I think I will

Sorry Mr Olson- you Blackboard Fascist

I.B. Sux Report

August 16, 2007August 16, 2007 / Anita Marie / 2 Comments

This video is just, wrong, wrong, wrong….but it’s fun all the same.

Enjoy

07-06-07 Sux Report

July 6, 2007July 7, 2007 / Anita Marie / Leave a comment

Just when I think that everything is okay I have enough for a SUXS report- so here it is.

An 11 year old girl in Alabama was charged with drunk driving after leading police on a 100 MPH chase.

This SUX’s because someone will write a song about it and everytime a pickup truck, probably a Toyota with those gigantic wheels and a gun rack in the back window, stops beside me at a traffic light I’m going to be forced to listen to that piece of junk.

You know, this is going to be the major SUX so I’ll leave it at there.

Besides, I’m sure there’s more on the way.

News That Matters- to me anyway

July 5, 2007July 11, 2007 / Anita Marie / 6 Comments

(okay, its a picture of The Old Spice Guy…not me deal with it)

BEIJING (AP) – Villagers in central China spent decades digging up bones they believed belonged to flying dragons and using them in traditional medicines. Turns out the bones belonged to dinosaurs, and now scientists are doing the digging

You know, I can’t really find fault with this- it looks weird but so what? Myself, I would hope that in these modern times you wouldn’t have to resort to rock eating to cure what ails you.

In my mind that is wrong.

I just checked out the Summer Movie Guide. Guess what I won’t be doing this summer?

And I was really counting on scoring some of that yummy theatre popcorn. All I can hope for is that the Indie Film People come up with something worthwhile otherwise I’m going to have to cough up 10.00 just to satisfy a craving for greasy popcorn.

I’ll do it- that’s how desperate I am.

There’s this woman who leads a group opposed to Mexicans living any where on the face of the planet and over the weekend I found out that she put a picture of a Latina activist friend of my family on her website, as well as the name and address of our friend’s employer.

That wasn’t news but it should be, I mean, how often is it that you get to see a real life hit list?

And on a way lighter note today the Roswell UFO Festival started.

Ever since I got mail and comments from friends who chewed me out for ‘encouraging’ the UFO fantasy I’ve come out in a big way to support this festival.

First of all, I hate it when people try to reach into my head and re-wire it to suit their own needs. Second, the stories that these people are telling are just to good to let go of.

I hope they’re having fun down there today.

They’ve earned it.