Caribou Barbie…if there is a God in Heaven we will never have to see you again after November 5th- until then, let’s have some fun at your expense shall we?
Oh man, the clock is ticking, where to start where to start…
I know let’s start with David Letterman’s Recap of your 90 minute talking points session debate with Joe Biden( you know, that guy with the real political creds)
and please…don’t stop being a National Laughing Stock, after all, we are ALL doing our part to make our Country and the World a
Everyone is talking about the fun they had watching the VP debate.
Of course.
The people who are saying they had fun watching the debate
were playing drinking games.
Even me…so here it is.
Here’s my drinking game story.
As a rule I don’t drink and when I do I will nurse that sucker all night long.
Why?
Because I’m such a light weight I can get a buzz and a serious hangover from sniffing an empty wine cooler bottle.
But yesterday for the debate all of my friends were playing this drinking game and, I must admit, I gave in to peer pressure ( hey…if you know how to stand up to a a bunch of angry women who are are less then enchanted with McCain for choosing a running mate that sets the women’s movement back a good 500 years- l’m all ears. )
Anyway.
We each pulled a ” Caribou Barbie ” word from a jar and every time Caribou Barbie said the word you had to take a drink.
NPR: Given what you’ve said Senator, is there an occasion where you could imagine turning to Governor Palin for advice in a foreign policy crisis.
MCCAIN: I’ve turned to her advice many times in the past, I can’t imagine turning to Senator Obama or Senator Biden cuz they’ve been wrong, they were wrong about Iraq, wrong about Russia…
NPR: But would you turn to Governor Palin?
MCCAIN: I certainly wouldn’t turn to them, and I’ve already turned to Governor Palin particularly on energy issues and I’ve appreciated her background and knowledge on that and many other issues.
NPR: Does her energy qualification extend to the international energy market?
MCCAIN: Of course. Of course. That’s what it’s all about. It extends to a broad variety of issues from her worldview to threats that we face, to radical Islamic extremism, to specific areas of the world. I’m very proud of her, and proud of the knowledge and background that she has.
“If a fifteen year old is raped by her father you believe it should be illegal for her to get an abortion-why?”
Palin:
…I am pro-life and unapologetic about my position…
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meant to be sung out loud and shared as often as possible.
a.m.
from Ronnie Ray Jenkins site HERE –
I never was a fan of politicians, and now, I’m even less of one. So, I felt rather “patriotic,” and decided to perform a song for all of my readers. Enjoy it, sing it, send it around, and this time around, I’m hoping people “think” before they vote.
The Ballad of Caribou Barbie
There’s something fishy in the mackerel sky–in the land of the midnight sun.
There’s a woman running loose wearing designer glasses, and touting a mighty big gun.
Now that much don’t scare me, or worry me none,
I don’t even care that she’s talking in tongue.
Say oily-oily –doo, dilly-dangle-diddy-wah
oily-oily-doo-dilly-arbee
She put a town in debt- in her short time as Mayor, and her name is Caribou Barbie.
She piles her hair high on her head and uses a bearskin to cover her bed
She claims to be an expert in foreign relations, cause she can see Russia from the window in her kitchen.
Say-oily-oily-doo-dilly-dangle-diddy wah
Oily-oily-doo-dilly arbee
Her hubby’s some dude, but his name isn’t Ken
Even though she’s Caribou Barbie
She tells the folks, she’s a decisive kind of gal,
And it makes me think of Bush, the “Decider”
Now, I’ve been around the block, and I’m nobody’s fool,
But I’m scratching my head wonderin
Why she went to six schools.
Sing Oily-Oily doo dilly-dangle diddy wah
Oily-oily-doo-dilly arbee
Four more years would be McBush again, along side Mc Caribou Barbie.
She might be a hockey mom to some, the leader of the PTA to others,
She might be a lipstick wearing pit bull to many
But taking a close look, she’s a lipstick wearing Cheney.
Sing, oily-oily doo,
Dilly-dangle-diddy wah,
Oily-oily-doo- dilly arbee
So, ends the saga it’s short and it’s sweet, like the career of Caribou Barbie.
This is a song about Sarah ” Caribou Barbie ” Palin.
This song totally pales in comparison to the news that Caribou Barbie was blessed by a Witch Hunter, but it’s a nifty tune all the same and deserves lots of attention
I write stories about Werewolves that cheat at cards and stories about Funeral Directors who get buried alive and Devils that ride buses to work in the morning.
However,
had I written something like this
no one would have believed it and I would have drawn a red slash right across each and every page and started over again:
Irregular Bones 