Have You Hugged Your Governor Today?

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I’ve had a lot of fun at Sarah Palin’s expense…which must at least give a chuckle to those Vampires at the RNC who got stuck buying Palin a bunch of new clothes and her husband’s silk boxer shorts…

but in the middle of the train wreck that was Sarah Palin-

 my State re-elected our Governor- Chris Gregoire- and Gregoire is a Governor we can be proud of.

Here in Washington state we don’t have to wonder what Gregoire will do to us on the world stage everytime she opens her mouth- and we can also not worry about the fact that a very large percentage of the population sits around praying like crazy for her to say something stupid for a cheap thrill.

When Gregoire’s  challenger- a Bush Light chucklehead who thought he could win a campaign by saying Chris Gregoire released sex offenders in the community  who in turn were waiting to molest your children-Gregoire didn’t go nasty back on them.

I would have.

And it would have involved toilet paper, eggs and underwear hanging from somebody’s trees.

But then again, no one would ever elect me to anything.

Anyway.

Governor Gregoire stuck to the issues, she acted with class and she has always done right by us here in Washington and in the end she won the election.

Which makes me feel good to know that if you do the right things good things will come back to you.

So

Gov. Gregoire if I haven’t said it before I’m glad you’re our Governor

and Alaska all I can say is…

Thank You

for Sarah Palin

in these trying times we could all use a laugh- a good one- and in

 Sarah ‘Caribou Barbie’ Palin you have given us that.

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Governor Chris Gregoire

and

President Elect Barack Obama

In Seattle Washington

February 2008

:::additional stories:::

From PBS:::Washington Gov. Gregoire Wins Re-election

Rossi’s loss to Gov. Gregoire leaves state GOP in dire straits

Gregoire Wins; Democrats Increase Majority to 29

Gregoire campaign manager on her ‘decisive win’

don’t stay home because you think it’s a lock

I love trucks from Tonka, I love Willy Wonka,
I love Barack Obama in La Casa Blanca
But don’t stay home because you think it’s a lock
Now dont just sit there, vote Barack!

mc howie and julie k

MC Howie and Julie K are back with “Vote Barack” (to Young MC’s “Bust a Move”)This heres a song for Barack Obama
Its mostly comedy, with a little drama
But first, there are some things that we must explain
About the senior senator John McCain
He was John McNasty at the last debate
He was spitting venom, he was full of hate
He didnt seem presidential, he just looked irate
But maybe it was just pain from an enlarged prostate

Contrast that with our man, Obama
Props for takin jabs but staying calmer
Than Mahatma Ghandi or the Dalai Lama
Now here’s a question mark and here’s a comma
Baracks the man for the highest office
Maybe finally, we can get this country off this
Path, and our potential unlock
So dont just sit there, vote Barack!

Now, lemme talk a little ’bout Joe the Plumber
Tryin to win votes for Dumb and Dumber
Sayin Baracks tax plan is the worst
Well, maybe he should pay his own taxes first
Were on a mission, and we’re wishin’
Someone can cure this economic condition
It sure wasnt Bush, it wont be McCain
And it wont be Sarah cause shes got no brain

Now the verdicts in on Troopergate
She abused her power in her very own state
She stings like a bee, she spreads lies like pollen
I dont like her, and neither does Colin
I love trucks from Tonka, I love Willy Wonka,
I love Barack Obama in La Casa Blanca
But don’t stay home because you think it’s a lock
Now dont just sit there, vote Barack!

One of the few red states left is Oklahoma
I guess theyre not concerned about his melanoma
But you know what they say, were just a heart beat away
From Moose-alini as the Pres, and thats not OK
She likes to fish, and she likes to hunt
But you know what I think? It think shes just a
Kind of politician that John McCain
Chose as his VP for political gain

Yes, its clear that he picked her to get female votes
Shes cute, but shes a wolf in a Dall Sheeps coat
When she doesnt memorize her lines straight by rote
She cant produce a single answer from her neo-con throat
But study Barack, baby, if you can
Hes like Albert Einstein with a health care plan
If you listen you can hear this opportunity knock
So seize it, nation, vote Barack!

Now Baracks number two is our man Joe Biden,
Maybe he is not the most excitin
But great advice to Barak, hell be providin
And over the Senate, hell be presidin
Some of you might not have been alive
When John McCain was in the Keating Five
Senate ethics committee said his judgment was poor
Does that sound familiar? Iraq war.

Now were talking to you, if youre in a swing state
It could be up to you you gotta pull your weight
You gotta take control, get up and take a stroll,
Head over to the polls, man I love Tootsie Rolls
I dont care if youre Red, I dont care if youre Blue,
I dont care if youre Christian, Muslim or Jew
Lets show the world that our democracy is not a crock
So get out and vote, and vote Barack!

What If Evita Sang Sarah Palin?

 
 
Singing Hockey Mom and Piano playing Moose singing out against Caribou Barbie
…don’t speak for me Sarah Palin!
The truth is I do not like you
What if McCain were chief and then he died ah?
You’d be more scary
then al-Qaeda

Meet Joe What’s His Name

Joe The Plumber?

Joe Six Pack?

Being a Joe is now cool.

Well.

I declare today until election day

” Name Yourself Joe Day.”

Okay.

I’ll start it off with my new name.

I am going to call myself…

JOE MAMA

Wow, that was fun.

I’ll be darned if Caribou Barbie and Johnny McInsane aren’t

doing something productive for our Country after all!

funny pictures
moar funny pictures

Sing It With Me Now…”Hey Sarah Palin”

Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2

Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska’s very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it’s true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, were through

Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me

Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies

Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin
Doesn’t mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This fucking countrys up in smoke
Oh what a joke

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)

Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn’t make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too

Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl whos raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I dont know
Where can we go

Performed by MC Howie and Julie K

I don’t know who they are or where they came from

but my guess is they are like all of us.

Only funnier.

This Is McCain’s Brain On Reality…

Vodpod videos no longer available.

more about “McCain’s Brain Does It Again“, posted with vodpod

 From the guys at Secret Sauce TV

and

of course…

McCain’s Brain!

She Who Lives In Glass House Should Not Sleep With A Successionist

So Caribou Barbie wants to talk about

a person who doesn’t see America the way “WE DO”

If Caribou Barbie wants to go there…let’s go there.

Let’s talk.

Let’s talk about YOU  Caribou Barbie

Palling Around With Secessionists

Sarah Palin and the Alaska Independence Party.

 Palin addresses Alaska Independence Party convention

“I share your party’s vision of upholding the constitution of our great state “( Note PALIN DOES NOT SAY U.S. CONSTITUTION BUT THE ALASKA STATE CONSTITUTION)

Sarah Palin and the Witch Hunter back in the News

Countdown Special Comment on Sarah Palin’s Hysteria

Along the comment on Caribou Barbie there is a story in this about a woman named Addie Polk, 90, of Akron, Ohio. You need to know this story.

Reactions from Palin / McCain Rally

from the Huffington Post

At a McCain rally on Monday, television stations caught audio of a crowd member calling Obama a “terrorist,”while Dana Milbank reported that “[o]ne Palin supporter shouted a racial epithet at an African American sound man for a network and told him, ‘Sit down, boy.'” Also on Monday, at a Palin rally, one member of the audience yelled, “Kill him!

Country First…or Klan First?

You decided.

Caribou Barbie Is A L-I-A-R

The Statement:Republican vice presidential candidate Gov. Sarah Palin said Saturday, October 4, that Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama is “someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect that he’s palling around with terrorists who would target their own country.”

Okay.

Red Flag Time.

If it’s coming out of Caribou Barbie’ Mouth it’s either gibberish or something someone else told her to say which means that her words are borrowed or stolen and that automatically puts anything she says straight on board the ” Cheap Talk Express”- So if you want to run her through fact check be my guest.

But I can GUESS who that fact check will turn out.

The Facts ( from this article):In making the charge at a fund-raising event in Englewood, Colorado, and a rally in Carson, California, Palin was referring at least in part to William Ayers, a 1960s radical. In both appearances, Palin cited a front-page article in Saturday’s New York Times detailing the working relationship between Obama and Ayers.

Geeze…Red Flag, oh here’s one.

Caribou Barbie read a newspaper…oh …sure she did

Whatever here’s the skinny

In the 1960s, Ayers was a founding member of the radical Weather Underground group that carried out a string of bombings of federal buildings, including the Pentagon and the U.S. Capitol, in protest against the Vietnam War. The now-defunct group was labeled a “domestic terrorist group” by the FBI, and Ayers and his wife, Bernadine Dohrn — also a Weather Underground member — spent 10 years as fugitives in the 1970s. Federal charges against them were dropped due to FBI misconduct in gathering evidence against them, and they resurfaced in 1980. Both Ayers and Dohrn ultimately became university professors in Chicago, with Ayers, 63, now an education professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago.

Obama’s Chicago home is in the same neighborhood where Ayers and Dohrn live. Beginning in 1995, Ayers and Obama worked with the non-profit Chicago Annenberg Challenge on a huge school improvement project. The Annenberg Challenge was for cities to compete for $50 million grants to improve public education. Ayers fought to bring the grant to Chicago, and Obama was recruited onto the board. Also from 1999 through 2001 both were board members on the Woods Fund, a charitable foundation that gave money to various causes, including the Trinity United Church that Obama attended and Northwestern University Law Schools’ Children and Family Justice Center, where Dohrn worked.

CNN’s review of project records found nothing to suggest anything inappropriate in the volunteer projects in which the two men were involved.

Obama campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt told CNN that after meeting Obama through the Annenberg project, Ayers hosted a campaign event for him that same year when then-Illinois state Sen. Alice Palmer, who planned to run for Congress, introduced the young community organizer as her chosen successor. LaBolt also said the two have not spoken by phone or exchanged e-mail messages since Obama came to the U.S. Senate in 2005 and last met more than a year ago when they encountered each other on the street in their Hyde Park neighborhood.

The extent of Obama’s relationship with Ayers came up during the Democratic presidential primaries earlier this year, and Obama explained it by saying, “This is a guy who lives in my neighborhood … the notion that somehow as a consequence of me knowing somebody who engaged in detestable acts 40 years ago — when I was 8 years old — somehow reflects on me and my values doesn’t make much sense.”

And According To CNN Who Did The Fact Check

The

Verdict

 False.

There is no indication that Ayers and Obama are now

“palling around,”

or that they have had an ongoing relationship in the past three years.

Also, there is nothing to suggest that Ayers is now involved in terrorist activity or that other Obama associates are.

In Closing May I add…

Ha. Ha. Ha. Caribou Barbie and if you and Todd start packing now you can be back in Alaska to make it home in time to take part in the Troopergate Investigation…!

Seven Palin Aides Will Honor Subpoenas in ‘Troopergate’ Probe