Letters To A Teabagger

September 7, 2009 / Anita Marie / 3 Comments

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Dear Teabaggers, Birthers, Deathers, Tenthers

Barack Obama

The President of The United States of America.

No matter how many teabags you wear on your heads

no matter how many misspelled signs you wave around

that will not change.

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And here’s the part you really need to understand.

Things will never, ever be able to be the way they were before

President Obama was elected President.

Those days are

GONE.

And for your information

That is spelled

Y-O-U

L-O-S-T

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Bye For Now…remember

love ya

more then air

can’t breath without you

xoxoxo

As The Crow Flies

September 6, 2009September 6, 2009 / Anita Marie / Leave a comment

So here’s the big news.

Miley Ray Cyrus is safe.

She has a stalker and he’s been caught and he is going to face Felony Charges.

OH THANK YOU GOD THE POP PRINCESS IS SAFE.

That makes one safe kid in the world.

However, in Puyallup Washington some Middle School Kids are walking down a busy road with no sidewalks because their bus service has been cut.

Somebody made the decision that it was okay for these kids to dodge busy traffic to get to school because- wait for it.

Crows can fly the route.

: Would you let your kid walk this route in the dark to school in the dark at Six in the Morning? I’ll bet Miley’s Parents wouldn’t

That’s right kids get to play Dodge Truck at six in the morning in the dark because it’s been decided that if a crow can navigatge this route so can a child.

A human one.

Hey now, this crow thing may sound strange

but

at least Miley Ray Cryus is safe.

I guess we can feel good about that.

I do wonder though- how did HER parents get that Crow to circle her head?

King Five News Story with video clip of the route HERE

A WTF Moment From The Teabagger Files

August 23, 2009August 23, 2009 / Anita Marie / 5 Comments

Teabagger Working A Crowd

My friends had a small meeting about Health Care Reform and their speaker that day was a Doctor.

There were a couple of dozen people there and my friend said the Doctor asked if she thought the meeting would be disrupted by Teabaggers.

Sure enough it was.

There were three Teabaggers whose only goal

was to not debate Health Care Reform, but to stop the debate all together.

It didn’t work.

Sux to be you Teabaggers.

And if I had one thing to say to the Teabaggers it would be this:

Change your name- because everytime I tell my Mom about you guys she gets mad when I say ‘Teabaggers’.

She says you all are nasty enough with having a nasty name to boot.

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A Statement of Fact

August 19, 2009May 26, 2010 / Anita Marie / 20 Comments

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He was the best of the lot.

More David Tennant Pics Can Be Found HERE

July 20th, 1969

August 3, 2009 / Anita Marie / 4 Comments

Left to right: Armstrong, Collins, Aldrin

The Apollo 11 Crew ( and damn it, if you don’t know their names just toddle on back to your phone and Twitter or do whatever it is you’ve done to divorce yourself from the world because this post will mean nothing to you ) wants the President ( and that includes the rest of us of course ) to begin to think about returning to the Moon and to Mars.

The thing of it is, I think there is one big obstacle to making this goal and it’s not money.

The big obstacle to reaching Mars is that nobody dreams anymore.

People do not wonder anymore, they don’t imagine anymore because- well, I’m at a loss there because the human brain loves to be fed ideas and only an idiot would starve it to death, right? I mean would you deny yourself food or water because it takes to much effort on your part to open your mouth to chew and swallow?

Still.

Look around you:

Movies are based on Computer Game Characters, music sounds the same ON PURPOSE and people are walking around wired to their cellphones where they are fed ideas by a machine because God help us all if we have to create a thought on our own.

Go back to the Moon? Make it to Mars? Who is going to get us there? A Twitter Addict? A Facebook Group? An American Idol Fan? Enlighten me, because if this is where we spend most of our time I can’t see people making it to their backyard to chat with a neighbor over their fence let alone taking the time to wonder how to get to Mars.

So where does it start?

Here’s an idea, I use it myself before I write:

The next time you are flying on a plane, or sailing on a boat or a Ferry or when you see something strange where nothing strange should be visible-

Wonder about it.

LINKS:

NASA

BUZZ ALDRIN

NEIL ARMSTRONG

MICHAEL COLLINS

MARS EXPLORATION ROVER MISSION

WHY THE MOON?

NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope has captured a new, infrared view of the choppy star-making cloud called M17, or the Swan nebula.

Aliens-They’re Not Just From Mexico You Know

August 1, 2009September 11, 2009 / Anita Marie / Leave a comment

Photograph: Nasa/AP

An amateur astronomer in Australia named Anthony Wesley was taking pictures of the planet Jupiter when he discovered a hole in it the size of the Earth.

Science says it was probably a comet that made the hole.

Science is probably right which is lucky for us, because if I was right it would have been caused by Aliens headed straight for us right now- one that involved vicious space monsters who fly around in ships piloted by the enslaved brains of the lifeforms from the millions of planets they have conquered.

Go on.

Admit it.

You wish I was right, don’t you?

By the way

if you were doing a google search and typed in Alien Invasion and thought you were going to find a story about Lou Dobbs and Rush Limbaugh’s Mythical Mexican Invasion- you’re an idiot and you deserved to have me waste two minutes of your pathetic life.