A Short Trip

 

  I Think This Is Funny

This Is My Favorite Color

 

This song makes me want to roller skate up and down my street and egg people’s houses.

Even the ones I like.

Fail Is In The Mind Of The Beholder

I can’t help it, I think this is funny.

Not only that, had I been the one taking the test, I probably would have said the same thing just for the fun of it.

 

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Panic Attack

 Fede Alvarez, an unknown producer from Uruguay,created a video of a robot invasion and put it out on Youtube.

 The video cost about 300.00 that’s  three hundred dollars to make and the concept was snatched up by Sam Raimi’s Ghost House Pictures for THIRTY MILLION dollars.

Merry Christmas Mr. Alvarez

and you might as well have a Happy New Years too.

ps

awesome ‘bots, don’t let Hollywood mess them up to much.

a.m.

 

Think Outside The Box -WAY Outside The Box

  

On Day Six I start to think outside the box.

 

A few days ago a co-worker of mine walked by my desk and commented on the Christmas Music that was playing on my radio.

He said something to the effect that he was not in the holiday Spirit and whenever he hears  Christmas music he just wants to ask ‘why.’

I told him, ” I listen to it because I FEEL like it.”

You know, this year has been a struggle for me. I have not been throwing myself into the season the way I normally do and I truly enjoy Christmas Music…and nobody is going t Scrooge that for me.

Since the music incident I have decided to find fun ways to enjoy the holiday. Like, today I sent an e-card to  Expedition 22 crew who are on board The International Space Station. NASA has these Holiday E-Cards that you can use- you write a little message and sign your name and the city you are from.

Then you hit enter and poof…your e-card goes to the crew.

Image above: From the left (front row) are Commander Jeffrey Williams and Flight Engineer Oleg Kotov, flight engineer. From the left (back row) are T.J. Creamer, Maxim Suraev and Soichi Noguchi, all flight engineers.

So did I actually enjoy doing this?
Yes.
Yes I did.

So go ahead, send a message to the Expedition 22 Crew.

HERE

Well,  while we are outside the box, let’s go a little further.

Let’s talk

bleccchhh

Presents.

I wish this was a real gift because I would REALLY give it to everyone I know.

It’s called A Screaming Tea Kettle

Cartoon by: Carolita Johnsoncartoonista, etc.

Of course, I wouldn’t tell them it screamed.

Where would the fun in that be?

 

Hey.

I’ve learned something here, when I don’t feel like I have to do the Christmas, or think about the holiday in a certain way

I am really liking it.

Whoo Hooo.

I’m feeling the Spirit tonight.

YAY!

Newport Aquarium located in Newport, Kentucky, along the Ohio River. ( http://www.newportaquarium.com/ )

 

When This You See- Think Of Me

Nurse Myra sent this clip to me.

She said that when she hears it she thinks of me.

I love to write about the weird, the odd and the macabre

 so

I am feeling very special right now.

Muchas Hugs N.M

amm

Tom Waits
Mule Variations (1999)
What’s He Building?

What’s he building in there?What the hell is he building
In there?
He has subscriptions to those
Magazines… He never
Waves when he goes by
He’s hiding something from
The rest of us… He’s all
To himself… I think I know
Why… He took down the
Tire swing from the Peppertree
He has no children of his
Own you see… He has no dog
And he has no friends and
His lawn is dying… and
What about all those packages
He sends. What’s he building in there?
With that hook light
On the stairs. What’s he building
In there… I’ll tell you one thing
He’s not building a playhouse for
The children what’s he building
In there?

Now what’s that sound from under the door?
He’s pounding nails into a
Hardwood floor… and I
Swear to god I heard someone
Moaning low… and I keep
Seeing the blue light of a
T.V. show…
He has a router
And a table saw… and you
Won’t believe what Mr. Sticha saw
There’s poison underneath the sink
Of course… But there’s also
Enough formaldehyde to choke
A horse… What’s he building
In there. What the hell is he
Building in there? I heard he
Has an ex-wife in some place
Called Mayors Income, Tennessee
And he used to have a
consulting business in Indonesia…
but what is he building in there?
What the hell is building in there?

He has no friends
But he gets a lot of mail
I’ll bet he spent a little
Time in jail…
I heard he was up on the
Roof last night
Signaling with a flashlight
And what’s that tune he’s
Always whistling…
What’s he building in there?
What’s he building in there?
We have a right to know…

You Have To Make Your Own Good Time

 

I kept hearing that it might snow.

So of course it is NOT snowing.

I was not happy until I found a solution for my problem at

  The Wish Jar
But then …Hey Now…I look out the window and see my cat Kolchak watching something…
I discover that somehow
I totally bent nature to my will.
Actually
I guess Kolchak did that.
But at this point who cares?
It’s SNOWING
YAY!

Photo: A.M. Moscoso- Look close, that IS snow in the picture

If you don’t think that Christmas Snow-for as light minimal as it maybe
 is NOT exciting
 then you won’t be impressed thatI have Wild Rabbits living in my yard

Bunnies Gone WILD in my yard

Now.

If you have Christmas Snow in your yard, or if your trapped in it somewhere take a picture of it, share it and try to enjoy it.

Snow, like the rest of life does not last forever and we have to make our own good time with it while we can.

a.m.m

Are These The Funniest Protest Signs EVER?

These might not be the funniest protest signs EVER but they are the funniest of 2009.

Enjoy

a.m.m

MY PERSONAL FAVORITE

 

SHE DOESN’T PUT OUT…WE GET IT…OR YOU KNOW, WE DON’T

 

YAY!

MORE SIGNS HERE

You Really Are A Simple Creature, Aren’t You?

I like not understanding things like how people can walk around wired to their phones instead of leaving them on a table and wired to a wall the way The Electronic Gods intended or how they get Cheez Whiz  into a can.

I also discovered that I enjoy not understanding art or why it is people like it so much.

I guess all you’re supposed to do is sit back or stand back and that you just let it happen to you.

Here’s an example of that:

From Black Mold’s debut album “Snow Blindness is Crystal Antz”, this video is animated by Chad VanGaalen. Find out more at  Flemish Eye