Click the Pic and….
Chill Out.
Chill Out
Click the Pic and….
Chill Out.
Alien Thoughts and Ideas
Return of The Obama Girl
Wow…the Obama Girl argument sounds much more civil then what I hear in regular conversations about the ’08 Race. Maybe we should sing about it instead of yelling and wear cuter outfits instead of those slogan t-shirts.
amm
from CNN
( really…this link goes to CNN…this is a REAL STORY! )
The Cookie Made Me Do It
If I tried to use this as an excuse I’d get the ticket AND a Court Ordered Mental Health evaluation
By Associated Press
SALISBURY, Conn. (AP) – Police say a man’s excuse for speeding through a small Connecticut town takes the cake – or, at least, the cookie.A state trooper who stopped the 1993 BMW last fall says its driver, 28-year-old Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, N.Y., blamed his driving problems on an errant Oreo.
Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had just slipped from his fingers as he dunked it in a cup of milk, and that he was trying to fish it out when he lost control of his car.
Prosecutors learned in court this week that Vonkummer had been charged with speeding and driving under a suspended license – not driving under the influence, as a clerk had mistakenly noted in the court records.
Vonkummer’s attorney declined to comment. The case is pending.
God Chat from The Bones
Hi God and Happy Easter….being it’s Jesus big day and all I thought I’d keep this chat in keeping with the day so here we go.
Dear God:
Do you know PEEPS has it’s own site?
and that they no longer just do Easter Candy? They have totally expanded and I’m impressed….those Christmas Tree Peeps are quite the treat.
And do you know there’s a remake of Jaws and Star Wars…with an all PEEPS cast?
Plus God there’s even a group that does PEEPS research? They study the Basic Science of Peeps and Peeps Health HERE
Now instead of cards here are some PEEPS pictures…they sort of celebrate your divine inspiration …like stained glass windows in church but you know…funnier.
Oh God up there in the Heavens I know how you feel about this cloning thing….so if I don’t get into cloning will you send one of the Plagues to get the person who made this….
Make your own PEEPS…Heretics…they’re truly a pain aren’t they?
Yeah, I thought you’d agree with me on that.
Well God, it’s been a good Chat.
It’s supposed to be a nice day and I’m super sorry you have to spend the entire thing in church.
Ha.
Later Gator
and
AHHHPEEEEPPPP.
Why Politics Sux
Any system that can produce something like this deserves to have a stake driven through it’s nasty demon filled heart.
amm
That BITES!
9 Cops Chase Stolen Doughnut Van
( ONLY NINE!
WTF…
Were the rest of them on vacation? )
By Associated Press
TOLEDO, Iowa – A bevy of officers chased a doughnut delivery van at speeds up to 100 mph before arresting the driver at gunpoint, authorities said.
And in the blink of an eye…
The explosion of a star halfway across the universe was so huge it set a record for the most distant object that could be seen on Earth by the naked eye….Before it exploded, the star was about 40 times bigger than our sun.
The explosion vaporized any planet nearby.
Making a smart comment seems petty in the face of an event like this.
I mean in the blink of an eye
my faith in being protected from UV Radiation by smearing sunscreen on my body is gone.
Snicker Trek
Funny But True
When I write or study I end up associating songs to specific tasks.
For example
These are songs that pop into my head at Political Meetings:
Viva Las Vegas
( It’s all a gamble )
Mack the Knife
( an ode to Politics )
This is weird, but when I was studying embalming I used to sing this song when I was in the Prep Room…you know, with the dead:
And when I get stuck on ” Writer’s Block ” I listen to this one until my ears bleed:
Funny but true…and silly but it’s fun.
Guess What?
Do You Know What Big Thing Happens on March 22nd?
It’s William Shatner’s Birthday.
Geeze you guys..get with the program!
So click the pic and move it on over to Bill’s site it’s a fun read.
amm
Irregular Bones 